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  • Forgive?

    Forgive enemies

    Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked,
    "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question. All responded
    this time, except one small elderly lady.

    "Mrs. Jones?" asked the Minister, "Are you not willing to
    forgive your enemies?"

    "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

    "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

    "Ninety-eight," she replied .

    "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in
    front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight
    years and not have an enemy in the world?"

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
    aisle, faced the congregation, and said,

    "I outlived the bitches."

  • #2
    Even though I knew the punch line, I laughed!
    Itís taken 9 different dogs and 67 long years to make
    me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
    Donít be fuckiníwith me and piss me the fuck off!

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