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  • Wow! I'm a winner....

    Originally posted by Mark Zuckerberg
    Hello Friend,

    My name is Mark Zuckerberg, Ceo of Facebook. We have recently joined up with Apple company regarding a one-time promotional event today, we are giving away no cost Apple iPhones and iPads to randomly selected folks who have been fortunate to be selected as one of our most recent winners for today. We randomly selected users from our systems database and you have matched with our latest drawing.

    We have partnered up with Apple to advertise their most popular product yet, the Apple iPhone and iPad. Once again, we are running this promotion for one-day only. All you need to do is CLICK HERE to go to our web site made for this promotion and fill out this short survey to obtain yours for free. Just make sure you enter your email so we may locate our records to guarantee that we have reserved one for you. That is it!

    Congratulations on winning a free Apple iPhone4 and iPad2. If you have any query or concerns, feel free to e-mail me back. However, you should claim your free iPhone and iPad first to ensure one will be reserved for you before the deadline ends. We do understand that you may not receive this e-mail until after the deadline, however, we advise you check out the website and enter your email to see if we still have yours on hold, which we often-times do because others have not claimed theirs in time.

    Mark Zuckerberg
    CEO, Facebook

    I didn't even know this guy knew me. I must be special.

    I can't wait to click the link and enter all my personal info
    m.o.b.





  • #2
    ...You mean click the link and listen to your hard drive Supernova.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by M.Olexey View Post
      I didn't even know this guy knew me. I must be special.

      I can't wait to click the link and enter all my personal info
      Yeah... you're special all right!
      Itís taken 9 different dogs and 67 long years to make
      me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
      Donít be fuckiníwith me and piss me the fuck off!

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      • #4
        I never get good stuff like this.
        ~ Nate



        Originally posted by Parker
        The rest is somewhere between the hard-use fantasies of the Strider crowd and the blinged-up fever-dreams of CutThroat Knives on an acid binge.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jujigatame View Post
          I never get good stuff like this.
          Well, you are obviously not as special as M.O.
          Originally posted by ratstuph We only destroy dreams here, not "restore" them.
          welcome to da JD,
          rats...





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          • #6
            You lucky dog you!

            Amazing that people still fall for these things.

            All that has come to light about scams and still there are 419 scams going on.

            For a good laugh and for someone getting back at the 419 scammers, go here:
            http://www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm


            http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
            Last edited by Scout; 03-15-2012, 06:10 AM.

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            • #7
              He even has a new address!!


              Mark Zuckerberg
              CEO, Facebook
              General Delivery
              Lagos, Nigeria
              RoadFish

              Never lost, often misplaced!!!

              If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example...
              George Bernard Shaw

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              • #8
                that fucker owes me $5


                I need to call him. My homie...Mark Z
                m.o.b.




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                • #9
                  Winner winner chicken dinner congrats MO
                  sigpic

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                  • #10
                    Yeah, congrats!
                    You must feel like the 1 millionst visitor!
                    Pit
                    BRKCA: M#570

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                    • #11
                      Hobnobbing with the executives , are we ?


                      JDSSA # 257133023

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                      • #12
                        Post pics when you get it!!
                        The best DAMN FORUM period!!

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                        • #13
                          Your a winner here on JD all ways,,or are we the winners for having you here as a member,,,sounds like were all winners then,,So Congrats Devils
                          Nothing but Respect
                          Gary

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                          • #14
                            If you don't get to pick the colour, he can go fuck himself.... cheeky, that's what

                            DON'T STRADDLE WHAT YOU CAN'T RIDE

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                            • #15
                              The JD is all about win!

                              m.o.b.




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