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fulloflead
12-07-2004, 05:09 PM
Police: Woman hit teens after golf ball struck car




ST. AUGUSTINE, Florida (AP) -- A woman ran over two teenage brothers after they accidentally hit her sport utility vehicle with a golf ball they were bouncing in a parking lot, officials said. One of the boys suffered life-threatening injuries.

The 14- and 16-year-old boys were bouncing the golf ball in a shopping center parking lot Sunday afternoon when it went astray and struck the SUV driven by 47-year-old Kathy Feaganes Allen, sheriff's Deputy Greg Suchy said.

No damage was done, and the boys apologized and began to walk away, Suchy said. Allen started to drive away, but suddenly made a U-turn, ran over a median and struck the teens before knocking over a light pole, Suchy said.

"I tried to run. I blacked out. I woke up bleeding," Justin Marshman, 16, told The Florida Times-Union.

She then allegedly went after a third brother, but did not hit him. A witness said that after the SUV came to rest, Allen got out of the car and smoked a cigarette with the boys lying on the ground in pain.

"She charged them. This was the most deliberate act," witness Russell McPhee said. "After she ran them down, she got out of the car and lit a cigarette like a movie star."

Isiah Grayer, 14, was in critical condition Monday. Justin Marshman, his stepbrother, was treated for non-life threatening injuries.

Brent Woolbright of the St. Johns County Public Defender's Office said he was assigned Allen's case Monday and was trying to get all the facts.

"I talked to her, and her story is a little different that what was reported," he said.

Allen told the court she has mental problems. A judge ordered her held without bail Monday on three counts of attempted murder.



I grew up on a little dead-end street on Staten Island, NY. Hitting cars with balls, pucks, etc. was just part of living. Good thing this bitch didn't live on my street.

BenDibble
12-07-2004, 05:21 PM
wow, i am glad i kill the dirver after i hit the car with golf balls.

Mr.LaBella
12-07-2004, 05:28 PM
what in the hell is going on lately??? :dammit:

007
12-07-2004, 05:32 PM
I was just reading about that. Fucking psychos on the loose everywhere. :help:

Guillermo
12-07-2004, 06:00 PM
I was just reading about that. Fucking psychos on the loose everywhere. :help:
I am thinking the same thing.

Likwid_Cid
12-07-2004, 06:13 PM
I'd smoke a cigarette afterwards too.

Mr.LaBella
12-07-2004, 06:36 PM
I'd smoke a cigarette afterwards too.

youd smoke more than that!

http://www.sikorskisausages.ca/assets_pics/barbecue_sausages_01.jpg

Likwid_Cid
12-07-2004, 07:08 PM
I don't get what you are trying to say.

007
12-07-2004, 07:10 PM
I think he's saying he had a sausage sandwich for lunch.

fulloflead
12-07-2004, 07:13 PM
WOW! :-D :D

That was RECORD time for a thread hijacking. :dammit: :D :-D :D

007
12-07-2004, 07:25 PM
We're getting better with all the practice. :thumbsup:

TheBadGuy
12-07-2004, 07:28 PM
Sausage smoking road ragers :dammit:

BenDibble
12-07-2004, 09:39 PM
i love a good Braut and Kraut :devil:

Roadrunner
12-07-2004, 09:57 PM
People like this are the reason I'm getting a concealed carry permit. And a 1911. :punish:

007
12-08-2004, 04:51 PM
i love a good Braut and Kraut :devil:

We know. :whip:

ActiveMatx
12-08-2004, 09:39 PM
She lights a ciggarette...... OMFG.....

007
12-09-2004, 09:16 PM
Running down agile teens can be very stressful. :twisted:

Guillermo
12-10-2004, 12:36 AM
Running down agile teens can be very stressful. :twisted:

But they are young and flexible when hit. :twisted:

code
12-10-2004, 01:32 AM
You know she's crazy cause she doesn't even think to run. What they didn't tell you is that it was actually Courtney Love in the SUV! lol

007
12-10-2004, 01:29 PM
But they are young and flexible when hit. :twisted:

They heal faster, too. :devil:

L33731
12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
I'd smoke a cigarette afterwards too.

youd smoke more than that!

http://www.sikorskisausages.ca/assets_pics/barbecue_sausages_01.jpg


Thanks Ron, I needed to Laugh my ass of MUHAHAHAHA



O yea, you guys are fuckin sick... :D

Mr.LaBella
12-10-2004, 05:52 PM
I'd smoke a cigarette afterwards too.

youd smoke more than that!

http://www.sikorskisausages.ca/assets_pics/barbecue_sausages_01.jpg


Thanks Ron, I needed to Laugh my ass of MUHAHAHAHA



O yea, you guys are fuckin sick... :D

well IM glad somebody got it! :D

Likwid_Cid
12-10-2004, 05:54 PM
I got it. I just didn't want to acknowledge it. The first time I heard a "smoking sausage" joke, I laughed so hard that I fell off my dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear.

/old school to combat old school

Mr.LaBella
12-10-2004, 05:57 PM
yo momma.

Wolfgang
12-11-2004, 02:08 AM
yo momma.

Stop smoking sausage like your mother... and "yo momma" is fucking lame :poke: :doublefu:

Mr.LaBella
12-11-2004, 08:13 AM
yo momma is so fat when the bitch jumps up she gets stuck.

:poke: