Soccer Foul?!?!?

[D-Boy]

I don't know soccer rules very well but is this a foul?


http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0152.jpg

[007]

Hehe, Vinnie Jones is da man!

Must be a foul, you're not supposed to touch the ball with your hands! :D

[BenDibble]

that guy is one freaking badass. they would probably let him go with it or else he would kill all the refs.

[Mr.LaBella]

a closet homosexual loving up on anothers deeds...



go Ben go! :doublefu:

[Mr.LaBella]

I don't know soccer rules very well but is this a foul?


http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0152.jpg

RoadFish- what is the verdict?:ropeman:

[langston302]

"you see the side of my gun says Desert Eagle point five oh, you have a bb gun"

i love that guy...banned from soocer for being to tough....

[txkaratedude]

He was just saying hello to the new guy. Besides, you gotta be tough to wear those gay-ass shorts.

[Stabber]

It meens Pass the ball:ross:

[Bobert]

Some say he's a rotten bastard! :bwah:


Ve7ckFhXXaw










.

[Bobert]

double post

[RoadFish]

RoadFish- what is the verdict?:ropeman:


text taken from an official rule book.....

"TESTES, SEC. III, SUB PARAGRAPH 34, RE:REAR REACH AROUND TESTICLE GRAB OR FONDLE: While the purpose of this law is to stop unwanted testicle fondling on the playing field, it should no way be so construed as to limit off field activities between willing players. As with all soccer rules, the rule is to be applied at the referee's will and his will only, regardless of what actually happened. The key to this rule, as with all rules, is whether the referee sees the purported infraction. Testicle bruises, erections or goo balls in the jock strap are not evidence of testicle grabbing in themselves. The referee must see the actual testicles in the hand. The penalty for the REAR REACH AROUND TESTICLE GRAB is to be a FREE SURPRISE PENALTY GOOSE to be performed at any time during the remainder of the game by the victim of the grab. It should be noted that this is a no harm, no foul, infraction of the GENERAL TESTICLE RULES. If the testicle pinched player shows any pleasure, joy, or liquidity, it is considered not to be an infraction."

So, looking at the picture, I would say, "NO FOUL!"

[Dr Mabuse]

it is also a practice in soccer around the world to LITERALLY make your hand into a kind of spear point and jam it with great force up into the ass of an opposing team player... seriously no joke...

on "best Damn Sports Show Period" they had Vinnie on and showed him like 2 dozen video clips of that and asked him about it... it was hilarious... that's how i learned of this abhorrent, unholy practice...

they also showed Vinnie pictures like this and some of his video clips and asked him about them... it was hilarious... one of the guys on the show said "looks kinda gay there Vinnie"... Vinnie said if he had been on the receiving end of it he would feel differently...

[Mr.LaBella]

text taken from an official rule book.....

"TESTES, SEC. III, SUB PARAGRAPH 34, RE:REAR REACH AROUND TESTICLE GRAB OR FONDLE: While the purpose of this law is to stop unwanted testicle fondling on the playing field, it should no way be so construed as to limit off field activities between willing players. As with all soccer rules, the rule is to be applied at the referee's will and his will only, regardless of what actually happened. The key to this rule, as with all rules, is whether the referee sees the purported infraction. Testicle bruises, erections or goo balls in the jock strap are not evidence of testicle grabbing in themselves. The referee must see the actual testicles in the hand. The penalty for the REAR REACH AROUND TESTICLE GRAB is to be a FREE SURPRISE PENALTY GOOSE to be performed at any time during the remainder of the game by the victim of the grab. It should be noted that this is a no harm, no foul, infraction of the GENERAL TESTICLE RULES. If the testicle pinched player shows any pleasure, joy, or liquidity, it is considered not to be an infraction."

So, looking at the picture, I would say, "NO FOUL!"



BRAVO! :clap: BRAVO! :clap: :manganr:

[fishmonger]

:jdvomit::manganr: for a so called tough guy he sure loves cock :tubtar:

ATB,

Jim