Hate the Holidays?

[fulloflead]

I'm not ready for this. :dammit:

A month of Christmas carols, decorations, commercials and fake holiday cheer is simply too much to bear. :faint:

[007]

Hahahaha, you are a grinch! :D

[TheBadGuy]

I like all the holiday shit, I just hate the whole gift exchanging deal. Mainly b/c I usually get little or nothing I want and have to pass up on or sell things I DO like to buy everyone gifts! :dammit:

[fulloflead]

Hahahaha, you are a grinch! :D

I should have said TWO months. Around here some stores has Halloween and Christmas shit up at the SAME TIME. That's enough to give ANYBODY a nervous twitch. :oooh:

An it has nothing to do with me being an atheist ( :evil: ) so you guys can skip that bullshit.

It has more to do with commercial mania and holiday elevator music than anything.

[Pumpkin]

I love the holidays. I listen to christmas music non stop, make gifts for people every night for a month, go ridiculous with gift wrapping, and become a dollar store whore for stocking stuffers :D

[TorzJohnson]

I like all the holiday stuff. I used to only care about what cool stuff I could get, but as time goes on I find I just enjoy getting together with the family for those sappy, maudlin celebrations. It's one of the few things that can warm my cold, flinty cinder-like heart.

[fulloflead]

It's one of the few things that can warm my cold, flinty cinder-like heart.

:D
What, no cockles?

[Trixie]

this time of year has its perks. like eggnog is on stock for a month straight. or mail, lots and lots of incoming mail, I love getting mail.

[Pumpkin]

I sent you mail :-D :muchogus:

[Trixie]

:valentin: yay for mail! your package should get there tomorrow. :jawdrop:

[Roadrunner]

Uh oh, I think we may have a set of female Una-bombers on our hands. :poke:

I like Christmas well enough, even the music. It just really irks me when I hear some classic carol being absolutely BUTCHERED by some tone-deaf 'popular' singer. :hityou: :dammit: That and the crowds. Fucking crowds. And no snow in GA; it just isn't fucking Christmas without snow. Fuck, I need some fucking eggnog spiked with fucking Everclear. :anger: Thanks for killing my holiday fucking cheer man. :punish:

[fulloflead]

...And no snow in GA; it just isn't fucking Christmas without snow. Fuck, I need some fucking eggnog spiked with fucking Everclear. :anger: Thanks for killing my holiday fucking cheer man. :punish:

Want me to mail you a snowball with your NAME carved in it, bitch? :whip: :-D
It's PLENTY fucking cold here!

[Roadrunner]

It wouldn't make it past NC dude. That's OK, I'm going home to NW PA for Christmas, I'm sure there will be all the snow I can stand. :devil: And I can't fucking wait!

[fulloflead]

It wouldn't make it past NC dude.

Not past NC? Hmmm. I could ship it to TheBadGuy and he could refreeze it and resend it.

When ever I mail a package, the person behind the counter at the P.O. says, "Is there anything, liquid, perishable or potentially hazardous..." I can say, "NOPE!" and be telling the truth. ("Not YET!")


That's OK, I'm going home to NW PA for Christmas, I'm sure there will be all the snow I can stand. :devil: And I can't fucking wait!

Cool. :cool:

[tubtar]

I've been fighting the whole holiday warm fuzzy feeling until.......shit , yesterday I heard the Porky Pig version of Elvis' Blue Christmas.
Now the hook is set.
:clap: "Let the spending begin !"
I thought I was spending a lot on knives until I saw the kitchen knives I will be required to purchase for my better half.
But I do love her , and she knows I have no problem dropping hundreds on sharp pointy things.........I'm stuck......in every sense of the word.

J.S. :-D

[Mr.LaBella]

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate the holidays. I hate all the bullshit.

I hate the "atmosphere", the gifts, the music, the cold. All of it.

I love the 4th of July though, I looooooooove it. Come on July baby!

[Guillermo]

I love it because I will see my two sons. Hardest thing I have ever done was let them move with their mother to Missouri, 10 hour drive for me. Glad I get to fly with Santa. Might try to see what I can get on the plane. :-D Airport security, :dammit: they can't take a joke. It was hell on my return flight last time.

[Mr.LaBella]

I love it because I will see my two sons. Hardest thing I have ever done was let them move with their mother to Missouri, 10 hour drive for me. Glad I get to fly with Santa. Might try to see what I can get on the plane. :-D Airport security, :dammit: they can't take a joke. It was hell on my return flight last time.

anywhere near Joplin? or da Kax?? :kingkaxt:

[Guillermo]

Going to fly into Springfield Mo. and drive to Kimberling City which is 10 minutes from Branson. Real nice since the hills remind me of my home in Virginia. Might move one day if the ex ever gets a job. Her mother loves to give her money and then stick it to me. Women are evil but have all the poosay. Is Kaxter around there?

[Pumpkin]

Yes Kax does.

Ad yes, pussay is powerful :-D

[Mr.LaBella]

I'm about an hour away from there. Give or take. I will be in Branson for a few days in the next month on work.

[Guillermo]

I'm about an hour away from there. Give or take. I will be in Branson for a few days in the next month on work.

Must do construction? I am told that Branson dies in Jan.-Feb. I was there in July. Cool car show and parade while I was there.. I drove the boys down the strip that Saturday night in a convertible car and taught them how to talk to the ladies. Their grandmother was pissed the next day when my oldest told her what some new words were like "pimp wagon" and "fat pantys". I drank too much Saint James wine that night.