A good women always knows her place

[D-Boy]

1955 What a year, women were told how to please their men!
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/goodwife.jpg

[Alchemist]

Ahh... the good old days. Are they lost forever????

[borinquen]

most likely :(

[Trixie]

:kingkaxt: damn right they are over! :kingkaxt:

[007]

Better take some notes, Trix! :D

[fulloflead]

Ahhhhh, Conservatism.

[007]

Starting to look pretty good, huh? :devil:

[fulloflead]

Starting to look pretty good, huh? :devil:

:D :-D :D :-D Yeah!

[grover_cephas]

:kingkaxt: damn right they are over! :kingkaxt:

Come now. I have a hard time believing the "resident dominatrix" doesn't know any maledoms. :poke: :-D

[tubtar]

Is it just me .....or was blow him conspicuously absent from the list ?

J.S. :D

[fulloflead]

Is it just me .....or was blow him conspicuously absent from the list ?

J.S. :D

I was wondering about that. I had some Momon friends about 10 years ago. When they got married the church gave the bride a pamphlet on how it's her "duty" to "please your man". :assfucked: :whip:

[Trixie]

there are two kinds of people in the world, the "pleaser's" and the "please me's." society dictates that the females should fill the former and males sit cozy with the latter. times have changed boys, so "please me." :gogdog: :whip:

[Pumpkin]

Um, did anyone notice the grammer oopsy in the title of this thread :???: I think you made my point for me :roll: :cool:

[Bonzo]

there are two kinds of people in the world, the "pleaser's" and the "please me's." society dictates that the females should fill the former and males sit cozy with the latter. times have changed boys, so "please me." :gogdog: :whip:


Ms. Trixie,

When you stop-a-the-teasin, you'll get-a-some-pleasin.

Best regards,

Bonz

[Mr.LaBella]

i will please if YOU please wimmins... im a giver...















*read BIG, BIG COCK* :ron:

[tubtar]

Um, did anyone notice the grammer oopsy in the title of this thread :???: I think you made my point for me :roll: :cool:
I thought women was plural to indicate that those free swinging days of the late 60's....the 70's.....the 80's and a good chunk of the 90's were back and that whole free love deal was on again.
Aaaah, shit....just a sec . " HONEY, NEVERMIND !" Now , where was I ?
Oh yea.....aaaah, shit.
One more balloon popped during the parade of life.......alright you clowns...back in the car !
J.S. :-D

[Trixie]

I present, Booty Call Rules, a compiled list of rules and notifications about how they work and if you are a Booty Call boy. It seems you boys are ready to become men and face up to some rules in life. Times have changed and we women have organized, like the mafia. Get you some ed-u-ca-tion. :eyebrow:

Booty Call Rules
1. How you feel really doesn't matter unless it is relevant to: touch or a physical practice.
2. Just because you call doesn't mean you will get it. It is entirely pending on if I am in the mood, cat like if you will. And even if i am in the mood, I may say no, just so you don't think you can get in whenever you want.
3. Just because we did it once does not mean we will do it everytime, just count yourself blessed for getting it once.
4. Variety.
5. Your tongue is not a shovel, so stop digging for coal in my mouth. Use when needed.
6. When the kissing starts, the hands shouldn't stop.
7. If you start to feel jealousy in your heart, please consult the Booty Call Rules and remember your place. You have no entitlement or ownership. Our kiss is a binding agreement, whereas, once kissed you agree to the terms and rules.
8. Booty Call is a privilege, not a right, and misconduct can lead removal and banning, if necessary. (See *Misconduct)
9. Mum is the word. If I catch wind of what "I have been doing," then you have a severe case of doing too much talking.
10. No, your friends are not off limits. They are seen as possible candidates, to which I will review at my disgretion.
11. More than one Booty Call a night is not trashy, it's resourceful.
12. If your phone rings, dont answer it. You are on my time. If you don't want "My Time," answer your phone and get the hell out.
13. Da boyz don't get insider trading on our interactions; its a private service.
14. When addressing me in public, we are casual aquaintences.
15. Filter: When you are Booty Called, you are to automatically impliment, "The Other Girls" Filter. In which, I should hear nothing of them.
16. Plan ahead. Shave.
17. If it doesn't work once, try, try again. Then give up and NEVER attempt it again.
18. Save pet names for your 1-900 girls, my area code doesn't consist of babe, baby, honey, etc.
19. Love doesn't exist tonight, or the next time you get Booty Called. You don't love ME, you love KISSING me. That's okay, Tiger.
20. If at any point during our Booty Call services, I get attached and feel it necesssary to terminate my other Booty Calls and Booty Call you and only you exclusively. Karma has smiled upon you. Take it and love it.

[tubtar]

Trixie....I seem to remember some of these rules.
Aren't they from that 50's t.v. show " Howdy Booty " with that Buffalo Bob guy and the clown Clara Belle ?
There was a Howdy Booty fan club and shit too , right ?
Seriously.....when it comes to fucking , there are no rules , only guide lines !

J.S. :devil:

[Guillermo]

Gude lines are good. If I don't at least get head on the first date I don't call for a second date. Too damn many fish in the ocean for games. My worst piece of pussy was wonderful, I'll find more since its all good.

[Trixie]

Guidelines are there so everyone goes home happy. :devil:

And Tubtar, I don't know what crack you have been smoking. My friends and I wrote those "rules/guidelines." Crackwhore, pay your dealer double for the good stuff. :hityou:

[BenDibble]

Guidelines are there so everyone goes home happy. :devil:

And Tubtar, I don't know what crack you have been smoking. My friends and I wrote those "rules/guidelines." Crackwhore, pay your dealer double for the good stuff. :hityou:

shut it woman, get back to making me a sandwhich!

[Trixie]

and he wonders why he doesn't get any from real women... :poke:

[BenDibble]

aww, how sweet. now just drink this. sure it may smell like almonds, but that is ok.... :boozer:

[Trixie]

Oh, oh, I know! :idea:

Hey Mr.Dibbles, :bashyou: .

[007]

Awwww, Trixie is a feminist! Isn't that cute. :twisted:

[Guillermo]

shut it woman, get back to making me a sandwhich!

Thats a awfully sexist thing to say to some bitches. :D

[Trixie]

Awwww, Trixie is a feminist! Isn't that cute. :twisted:


There are differences among being a bitch, being a feminist, not wanting to make you a sandwich, and wanting to be sexually pleased too. I take full claim to the first and the last one, and if I get the last one I will make you your sandwich, but a feminist I am not. That is a little too radical for my tastes. :kingkaxt:

[grover_cephas]

"Now, Lois, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable. But it's grownup time now, and I'm the man." :doublefu:

[007]

OK, come on up to Canuckia and I will satisfy your carnal urges the way only a real man can, then will you make Ben his fucking sandwich? :decoder:

[Trixie]

OK, come on up to Canuckia and I will satisfy your carnal urges the way only a real man can, then will you make Ben his fucking sandwich? :decoder:


mmmmk, grandpa, don't hurt yourself now. :devil: :whip:

[BenDibble]

yummmmm, sandwhich......

[007]

mmmmk, grandpa, don't hurt yourself now. :devil: :whip:

I'll take it easy on you the first time, youngun! :twisted:

[Trixie]

laf, alright, make sure you take your ginkgo so you can remember where to put it... :poke:

[Guillermo]

laf, alright, make sure you take your ginkgo so you can remember where to put it... :poke:

Now a lady would put it in for any good man regardless of age.

[Trixie]

For my own sake I would have too... I wouldn't want 007 turning "Ben style" on me now... no ass whoring here. :devil:

[BenDibble]

um, i believe you are the one with that name, not me. :razz:

[borinquen]

no,it really is your new title :doublefu:

[BenDibble]

damnit.

[Wolfgang]

no,it really is your new title :doublefu:

:gogdog: :cheers: :smokin: :thumbsup: :clap:

[Trixie]

owned bizatch! :whip: