View Full Version : Another one added to my shit list.
TheMightyGoat
11-30-2004, 12:30 AM
There's a kid in my Media class by the name of Blake who like to make some rather odd videos in his spare time. For example, in one of his videos, he stripped completely naked, got down on all fours, stuck a carrot in his ass and waited for his pet rabbit to eat it. Now, if he had been doing this at home, I wouldn't mind (I wouldn't stand next to him at the urinals either, but I wouldn't mind). However, to bring the video into class like you're proud of it... that's another story.
Still, I didn't really hate him. It was mostly just something to pick on him about. Until today, that is, when I saw his latest video. It starts out with him and his friends just standing around, sort of hanging out. Then a "lion roar" sound effect is cued in for a shot of his cat walking across the yard, with all of his friends scattering as if its some kind of dramatic killer. Blake, made to look like he's saving the day, runs off and grabs a rifle, then shoots the cat. He shot his pet cat for some lame joke in a video that he wasn't even getting credit in the class for. It was obvious he had owned the cat long enough for it to trust him, too, because as he was running up to it with the rifle (got within 15 yards for a better shot) the cat seemed unalarmed and made no effort to run away.
Admittedly, shooting moving targets is more fun, but that sure as hell doesn't make it right. People like this are the reason capital punishment needs to stay in the system.
Blake is the one with the big ears and shit-eating grin below and to the left of the circled kid. The circled kid is circled because his name is Fetus.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/TheMightyGoat/HeThinksHesPeople.jpg
BennytheBlade
11-30-2004, 12:33 AM
Take him out to the shootn car.
Do what comes natural after that.
Fucking serial killer in the making.
BenDibble
11-30-2004, 01:50 AM
yea what the fuck is yuor teacher doing allowing him to show this? jeeze i keep forgetting there are people like that in this world. :puking:
Bonzo
11-30-2004, 02:14 AM
Mr. The Mighty Goat,
I'd say your pal Blake needs a good ol' fashioned bullwhipping from mother superior. Anyone who would shove a veggie up his bung to let the rabbit eat would probably wrap a guinnia pig in duct tape so it won't explode when he phucks it. When I was a child, my Dad caught me kicking the cat over the fence. He commenced to try kicking me over the fence to see how it felt.
As your ol' pal and mentor, it is my sound advice you find another school with stricter ethical standards.
Best regards,
Bonz
BTW- Did I ever mention enrollemnt in The Doofus Underachievers Institute (DUI) ?
D-Boy
11-30-2004, 03:53 AM
Kick his ass NOW! :hairpull:
Xarathos
11-30-2004, 06:13 AM
Report him to the police, cruelty to animals is a crime. Jeffrey Dahmer started with animals and worked his way up the evolutionary scale. You would be doing him and society a favor by reporting to you local D.A.
Mr.LaBella
11-30-2004, 06:37 AM
I think Blake needs to be shot and your teacher for not reporting him ASAP to the authorities! :hityou:
TheMightyGoat
11-30-2004, 07:33 AM
what kind of backwards fucked up school are you in that let's kids do that,bring it to school,show it in class,and then ????
why isn't this kid arrested for animal cruelty?
why isn't the teacher turning this kids video over to the police?
wtf????? :dammit:
I should've clarified that. My teacher is a 59 year-old Vietnam vet who was recently bench-pressing 200 pounds and still wears his USMC belt. In other words, he would definately rip Blake a new one if he caught him, but so far Blake has evaded capture.
bart-1
11-30-2004, 08:44 AM
First off, as long as no harm has come to the rabbit, I would just say the carrot will be a little loosening of the ass hole for future prison stints for this DICK!!
Fuck your yeacher and his punk ass bench pressing shit if he tries to intimidate students with that crap! Check to see if he has a nice home or posessions, If yes fuck with him, take 1 good punch in front of witnesses, sue his ass, take his stuff!! If no, you need 3 or 4 friends to randomly ask said bad ass teacher if he is feeling sick, lost a lot of weight, and that his arms look skinny!!!
Now for Blake, he is a piece of shit punk! I would make 4 copies of a nice form letter telling of his wonderful movie. Send one to the following, Principal, cops, one to some local animal group, keep one for yourself. Tell each one that a copy was sent to the others, sit back and enjoy! If blake has a girl, give her the nasty long tongue down the throat in front of Blake and tell her to meet you Friday night to get her oil changed!
Blake is a fuck head and needs to be dealt with by........THE PUNISHER!! :dammit:
Likwid_Cid
11-30-2004, 08:59 AM
Check to see if he has a nice home or posessions, If yes fuck with him, take 1 good punch in front of witnesses, sue his ass, take his stuff!!
I'm glad there are a lot people who think like this in the real world. /sarcasm
I'm sorry, man, but this way of thinking is fucking lame. Then again, who am I to say what is lame and not? I don't think what Blake did was all that, if at all, wrong.
WT351
11-30-2004, 09:24 AM
What was it Dr. Phil told that woman....."There are 14 traits of a serial killer and your son displays 11 of them?" Sounds like Blake to me.
Guillermo
11-30-2004, 12:12 PM
That is some twisted shit. Find some fag finder service and put a ad for him there. You know "young man into animals and shit. Like food up my ass." The guys will chase after him then.
Kick his ass, TMG! :hityou: Guillermo's idea has some merit, too. I'm sure the queers would love to know about his vegetable fetish. :puking:
TheMightyGoat
11-30-2004, 07:06 PM
Fuck your yeacher and his punk ass bench pressing shit if he tries to intimidate students with that crap! Check to see if he has a nice home or posessions, If yes fuck with him, take 1 good punch in front of witnesses, sue his ass, take his stuff!! If no, you need 3 or 4 friends to randomly ask said bad ass teacher if he is feeling sick, lost a lot of weight, and that his arms look skinny!!!
Now for Blake, he is a piece of shit punk! I would make 4 copies of a nice form letter telling of his wonderful movie. Send one to the following, Principal, cops, one to some local animal group, keep one for yourself. Tell each one that a copy was sent to the others, sit back and enjoy! If blake has a girl, give her the nasty long tongue down the throat in front of Blake and tell her to meet you Friday night to get her oil changed!
My teacher doesn't try to intimidate the students - the only reason I know how much he was benching is because I like the guy and I talk with him when I'm not busy. He just can't watch everyone at once, is all.
Today I was told that the cat was actually swapped with a stuffed animal at the last minute. Yesterday I was told by a different person, with equal confidence, that it was a real cat. I don't know which version of the story is true, but either way he's just a douche in general for more reasons than I can describe.
bart-1
11-30-2004, 07:34 PM
Check to see if he has a nice home or posessions, If yes fuck with him, take 1 good punch in front of witnesses, sue his ass, take his stuff!!
I'm glad there are a lot people who think like this in the real world. /sarcasm
I'm sorry, man, but this way of thinking is fucking lame. Then again, who am I to say what is lame and not? I don't think what Blake did was all that, if at all, wrong.
:hityou: :doublefu: :hityou: :doublefu:
BennytheBlade
11-30-2004, 07:36 PM
If he thinks he is getting "cool points" for psyching people out, he still needs to go out to the shootn car.
The good thing is that he will end up in prison, and in there, HE is the cat.
bart-1
11-30-2004, 07:39 PM
My suggestion was based on the info given and how It looked to me. How was I to know that the goat and the teacher have a homoeducational relationship!! Lifting weights together and listening to HOT FOR TEACHER!!!
TheMightyGoat
11-30-2004, 07:41 PM
My suggestion was based on the info given and how It looked to me. How was I to know that the goat and the teacher have a homoeducational relationship!! Lifting weights together and listening to HOT FOR TEACHER!!!
http://www.imgmag.org/images/pseudoname/wtf2.gif
I think my comment was slightly misinterpreted.
Misinterpretation is our specialty. If it wasn't a real cat, then it was funny shit, but kick his ass, anyway!! :twisted:
TheMightyGoat
11-30-2004, 08:53 PM
Misinterpretation is our specialty. If it wasn't a real cat, then it was funny shit, but kick his ass, anyway!! :twisted:
If the cat wasn't real, that video is fine, yes. He's still a douche though. He's the kind of guy who buys dog tags and makes sure everyone can always see them. When he gets bitched out by an authority figure, his reaction is "Man, if he had bla bla bla... I would've hauled off and knocked him out." You get the picture.
Yep, so for your next media project, kick his ass on camera and explain to the teacher how it is all FX. :twisted:
MeEatsPlaydoh
11-30-2004, 09:16 PM
i glad i got out of the voc part of our school and all the fags
Jimmy, I think Eric the Red just called you a fag! You're not gonna take that shit are you? :hityou:
tubtar
11-30-2004, 09:28 PM
Two words........STUN GUN
On film of course.......but keep it for your own personal amusment so it brings no unwanted attention your way.
We didn't have the luxury of stun guns when I was in high school......but I did manage to give one asshole ten stiches in the fore head with a frisbee.
Use the tools at your disposal , but make sure you get the job done.
J.S. :devil:
Guillermo
11-30-2004, 11:57 PM
Next time that he tells his friends that he is bad just remind him that he had a carrot in his ass a few days ago. Ask him if those dog tags were issued to him in the Rump Rangers. That fucker upset my lunch. I had pea soup and I just could not enjoy the carrots in it.
ilovekittens
04-25-2013, 12:24 AM
How do you know he didn't switch the real rabbit with a stuffed rabbit to make it look like the rabbit was eating a carrot from his ass? :devilroll: ILK
jjhamilton
04-25-2013, 01:22 AM
How do you know he didn't switch the real rabbit with a stuffed rabbit to make it look like the rabbit was eating a carrot from his ass? :devilroll: ILK
So....anything new from 2004...with modern technology this mystery should be solved, glad your bringing this cold case file to the forefront!!:manganr:
waterdogs
04-25-2013, 02:05 AM
How do you know he didn't switch the real rabbit with a stuffed rabbit to make it look like the rabbit was eating a carrot from his ass? :devilroll: ILK
That`s IT ! We`re changing your screen name to "Gravedigger".....this thread was dead & buried long before you even joined the Mighty JD :ropeman: :jdwink2: :devilroll:
ded i
04-25-2013, 03:52 PM
Next time that he tells his friends that he is bad just remind him that he had a carrot in his ass a few days ago.
:devilguy: :pancake:
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