bart-1
03-08-2006, 01:57 PM
>Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
>instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one
>drop of paint on their habits.
>
> After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
>the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
>
>In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door "Who is
>it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the
>other side of the door.
>
>The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
>can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
>
>"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
>instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one
>drop of paint on their habits.
>
> After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
>the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
>
>In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door "Who is
>it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the
>other side of the door.
>
>The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
>can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
>
>"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"