Please pray for me

[Komodo]

I need the prays of all you kind folks to get me thru this most difficult time......














I'm taking my kids Christmas shopping this morning! :dammit:

I HATE shopping in crowds, and with 130 million other people shopping today, I don't think I can avoid the crowds. So say a little pray for me, that I don't end up killing someone!

[Likwid_Cid]

Black Friday would be one of my favorite days to go out with my friends. Not for sales but just to be able to act like an idiot in a large crowd. Sometimes we would buy something.

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/556/2770.jpg
I'd roll like this guy on Black Friday. Except I wasn't as cool.

[snowdon]

I bet he doesn't get too close to stairways or esclators! :devil:
It would be just too tempting.

[bart-1]

Michael Jackson has really gone down hill fast!! :(

[tubtar]

Not having to bring kids shopping is a huge plus......I can usually start on the morning of December 24th and have it nailed by 2:30 or so.
The crowds drive me bat shit , and if I am forced to enter the Mall of America......my only solace is to go up to the food court on the third floor and visualize it as a large Nebraska feed lot for cattle.
Take I-80 west from North Platte and you will see that I am very near the mark.
I have that proverbial Christmas shopping horse shoe up my ass , because I get lucky and get gifts people actually want , and have no idea how it happens.
Usually getting to gawk at people is amusing for me , but when I have a mission , they just get in my way and piss me off.
Then I am forced to remember that it is Christmas , and I have to refrain from hurling out verbal abuse and scaring the kiddies.
If this was a semi annual event , you would find me far less tolerant about the whole deal.

J.S. :-D

[Mr.LaBella]

I love to people watch.

this area has many many funny looking peeps in it. :poke:

[007]

Christmas shopping?! It's not even December yet! :whip:

[Clydetz]

I'm starting to get into the spirit of Christmas already but damn...I am not going to go to the mall shopping! :hityou: I shop on the internet or people get $$$ to do their own shopping! :-D Who here actually gets gifts for the pets on your list? I have to get gifts for my dog and my sister's & niece's cats or those aninals won't talk to me! I shouldn't complain... the furry creatures give me presents too!

[007]

Yeah, the doggies get chew toys at Christmas. They don't like the house full of company so they get a toy to hide with.

[tubtar]

Yeah, the doggies get chew toys at Christmas. They don't like the house full of company so they get a toy to hide with.

Oh ,yes ! Once we start unwrapping stuff , I get the look.
You know it.....the where the hell is mine look.
Plus watching a cat stoned on cat nip makes the price of the toy a bargain.
The dogs get raw hide chew toys and a stuffed animal to dismember.
Great fun for everybody.
J.S.

[007]

What is it with that catnip, anyway? Our neighbour loves to get his cats all wired up on that shit. :twisted:

[Pumpkin]

I have stockings for my dogs :-D :muchogus:

[Mr.LaBella]

I have stockings for my dogs :-D :muchogus:

um, theyre not YOUR dogs.


* shrugs shoulders and moves on*



wanker~ :hityou:

[Komodo]

I'm back! And there's no bodies to hide! :-D

Shopping wasn't that bad at all, not nearly as crowded as years past. My kids got all their shopping done in about 7 hours, in two malls, and half a dozen mini-malls.

[Clydetz]

Congratulations, Komodo! Another job well done! :-D

[cilipepa]

christmas? shopping? why? :kill:

[BenDibble]

because he isn't jewish.


:D :D :D

[cilipepa]

nooo ... because his kids own him :poke: :devil:

[Komodo]

nooo ... because his kids own him :poke: :devil:

You got that right! :-D
(and they know it too!)

[cilipepa]

one day when my daughter was about four years old she came to me and said "you have to do anything i tell you'. i asked her why. she said "because i'm cute!" and ran off giggling.

must have been her mother's bad example :)

[Mr.LaBella]

well,

youre cute too! ;)

[cilipepa]

shhhhhh ... don't tell everyone :devil:

[Pumpkin]

one day when my daughter was about four years old she came to me and said "you have to do anything i tell you'. i asked her why. she said "because i'm cute!" and ran off giggling.

must have been her mother's bad example :)


:D :D :D :D :gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog: