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Mr.LaBella
11-26-2004, 07:11 AM
when will the Soviets attack? :punish: :decoder:

007
11-26-2004, 01:57 PM
Never fear, TMG hasn't been called up by the Motherland yet. :punish:

Bonzo
11-26-2004, 02:45 PM
when will the Soviets attack? :punish: :decoder:


Mr. LaBella,

They already have. The place is Sacramento, Ca. Come on out for a tour of Moscow-West, if you dare. Those bastids are brutal. Anna Kordakova has rejected yet another offer of Bonz voluntary impregnation for feely good purposes. Rats, she must have found out about my vasectomy.....


Best regards,

Bonz

Wally J. Corpse
11-26-2004, 05:18 PM
Greetings, Mr. LaBella-

That's a good question- philosophically, the Soviets have been attacking for decades, miffed about Patton's red bastid comment, sore over the lost moon man step race, embarassed over that whole U.N. shoe slapping missile crisis failure, and bent outta shape over the fall of the wall, the Soviets have been hard at work burying us with their crummy Sputniks, Soyuz's, Yugos, defecting ballet boys, steroid soaked gender mysterious gymnasts, and the entirely undecipherable Ukrainian version of 'Twister', not to mention the Siberian Soul Train, way overstated in satellite hook up feeage pamphlets. However, AS history shows, the Soviets are no more, having self enemaed the entire sable hat culture after the masses discovered Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now we have to contend with a plethora of post U.S.S.R. fragmented people states, all vying for the almighty dollar whilst giving the world such exquisite staples AS dead fish egg cracker spread, ugly hag porno, and the promised, yet never delivered home hobbyist red plutonium. It just goes to show ya'- just when you're comfortable with an evil empire adversary, they turn the tables on ya' and become a subsidized entity, carefully nutured by the U.S. of A.'s humble, yet devoted roofing contractor tax payer.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

Pumpkin
11-26-2004, 10:05 PM
Wally rocks :gogdog: :muchogus:

cutty
11-27-2004, 12:36 AM
They both rock. :gogdog:

Missaman
11-27-2004, 02:12 AM
Mr La Bella
It is my personal opinion that WALLY AND BONZ are gay whores. :ron:
SORRY where are my pics :twisted:
Missaman In'da Hood

Mr.LaBella
11-27-2004, 07:45 AM
Mr La Bella
It is my personal opinion that WALLY AND BONZ are gay whores. :ron:
SORRY where are my pics :twisted:
Missaman In'da Hood

Mr. Missaman,

I know not of what ye speak.

But click on " Gallery " next to yer profile , and see all the pics ye desire! :gogdog: :kingkaxt:

Bonzo
11-27-2004, 06:33 PM
Mr La Bella
It is my personal opinion that WALLY AND BONZ are gay whores. :ron:
SORRY where are my pics :twisted:
Missaman In'da Hood


Mr. Missaman,

Hold your horsies there cosmo, I happen to be a male lesbian who just happens to mosey on up to the ol' salt lick now & then. I certainly don't charge for my services, so that eliminates the whore opinion in your post. I'm just a lesbian slut. As for Wally, I wouldn't know, but I'm sure he will add more verbage to his response than I have mine.


BTW, where do you get such thoughts? Is it your frequent vacationing on Cape Cod with the local band of roving rumprustlers?


Best regards,

Bonz

Mr.LaBella
11-27-2004, 06:52 PM
BOMBS AWAY! ***

007
11-27-2004, 08:51 PM
Rumprustlers! :D

Wally J. Corpse
11-28-2004, 02:09 PM
Greetings, Mr. Missaman-

Uh huh, at it again, 'eh? Still insist on kicking the hornet's nest to see if anyone's home, do ya' ?
Well if'n you are determined to make disparaging comments upon Mr. Doofus Emeritus and eye, here's my rebuttal...
I will now have to expose your insidious, fetid little secret. Contrary to your plaintive mewling explanation of 'hereditary pattern baldness', the real reason that your missashapen pate is denuded is sheet burn from that spinal arch position you favor whilst being rear ridden AS caboose when the queer choir wants to pull a train. ( I had always thought it was your choice of hairstyles- showing up with a toddlers' toilet seat perched just above the ears and telling the barber- 'Once around the block, close to the curb.')
AS to your accusation- there's nothing further from the truth. I favor the woman, exclusively. AS a matter of fact, all my dates, and cohabitors are females. K-Mart discards some of the loveliest female mannequin parts, and I've made quite a harem of devoted darlings, none of whom would ever give ya' the dime of tay.
So, just go back to your chosen career, taste sorting by familiarity, the owners of each rectal kazoo tossed into the Missabin after the anal marching band tour in your Michael Jackson themed bedroom.

AS ever,

Les Invisibles,

Wally J. Corpse

snowdon
11-28-2004, 02:46 PM
:???: Wow I could swear I just heard the echos of a severe bitch slap dying off way way off in the distance? :ninja: :oooh:

Missaman
11-29-2004, 08:04 PM
Greetings, Mr. Missaman-

Uh huh, at it again, 'eh? Still insist on kicking the hornet's nest to see if anyone's home, do ya' ?
Well if'n you are determined to make disparaging comments upon Mr. Doofus Emeritus and eye, here's my rebuttal...
I will now have to expose your insidious, fetid little secret. Contrary to your plaintive mewling explanation of 'hereditary pattern baldness', the real reason that your missashapen pate is denuded is sheet burn from that spinal arch position you favor whilst being rear ridden AS caboose when the queer choir wants to pull a train. ( I had always thought it was your choice of hairstyles- showing up with a toddlers' toilet seat perched just above the ears and telling the barber- 'Once around the block, close to the curb.')
AS to your accusation- there's nothing further from the truth. I favor the woman, exclusively. AS a matter of fact, all my dates, and cohabitors are females. K-Mart discards some of the loveliest female mannequin parts, and I've made quite a harem of devoted darlings, none of whom would ever give ya' the dime of tay.
So, just go back to your chosen career, taste sorting by familiarity, the owners of each rectal kazoo tossed into the Missabin after the anal marching band tour in your Michael Jackson themed bedroom.

AS ever,

Les Invisibles,

Wally J. Corpse

Wally HOW could you say such a thing after making me film you and BONZ in the film " Night of the living head" OH BTW I am still waiting for your Pics of yourself and "your gun"
Missaman pimpin bitches inna da'hood You included :razz:
Missa

Mr.LaBella
12-16-2010, 08:37 PM
Missa Man

Missaman
12-19-2010, 09:36 AM
Anybody notice all posts were by peeps who joined inna the same month and year:devilzeek
At least I get slapped by a Bitch not a bro....

TheBadGuy
12-22-2010, 07:56 PM
Very odd:madaddy:

bkpetty
12-22-2010, 09:06 PM
Greetings, Mr. Missaman-

Uh huh, at it again, 'eh? Still insist on kicking the hornet's nest to see if anyone's home, do ya' ?
Well if'n you are determined to make disparaging comments upon Mr. Doofus Emeritus and eye, here's my rebuttal...
I will now have to expose your insidious, fetid little secret. Contrary to your plaintive mewling explanation of 'hereditary pattern baldness', the real reason that your missashapen pate is denuded is sheet burn from that spinal arch position you favor whilst being rear ridden AS caboose when the queer choir wants to pull a train. ( I had always thought it was your choice of hairstyles- showing up with a toddlers' toilet seat perched just above the ears and telling the barber- 'Once around the block, close to the curb.')
AS to your accusation- there's nothing further from the truth. I favor the woman, exclusively. AS a matter of fact, all my dates, and cohabitors are females. K-Mart discards some of the loveliest female mannequin parts, and I've made quite a harem of devoted darlings, none of whom would ever give ya' the dime of tay.
So, just go back to your chosen career, taste sorting by familiarity, the owners of each rectal kazoo tossed into the Missabin after the anal marching band tour in your Michael Jackson themed bedroom.

AS ever,

Les Invisibles,

Wally J. Corpse

Damn, that's some serious comeback... go get 'um Wally!!!:devilzeek