Should This Turn Me On, Make Me Laugh, Make Me Cry, Or Make Me Puke ?

[DJ DeMarco]

This is almost like some kind of weird karmic story or something. I feel I just had to share it with you all.

For a long time, I'd been bitching and complaining about how much I hate my two jobs. Even though they both pay well, I could do so much better. I'm 23 and I bus tables and bounce drunk fuckers. Not exactly a living if you know what I mean. For quite some time my friends had insisted I go to some titty bar on the north side because there was a "special treat" for me waiting there. I've never liked going with them to those types of places simply because I don't like topless dancers. I like my women smart, humble and natural, not airheaded, arrogant and fake.

I figured I had last night off, so I went ahead and went. They all went out to some party without me (assholes) so I had to go alone. I don't particularly like going anywhere alone nowadays simply because anywhere I go, I always get fucked with for something MY FRIENDS did (they're pain in the ass trouble makers). But this place was on the north side, where no one knows me or my friends. I was there drinking and checking out the chick on stage, when low and behold, who do I see working there ? Erika M. ! She was a girl I was madly in love with when I was in fucking 7th Grade ! Needless to say, seeing her shocked me. Was this the "surprise" my friends said was there waiting for me ?

Now right about now, you all are wondering "so did you see her naked or what ?" And the answer is no I didn't. She was a server. Amazingly she recognized me (in 7th grade I was a short, fat fuck with braces, now I'm tall, in shape and no braces) We talked a little, and it turns out the guy she blew me off for, some thug named Josh, really hurt her. See she had a thing for homeboys then, I was too nerdy and not that good looking, not her style, so she dated this Josh fellow, only she didn't get the Thug Passion she was hoping for. Nope, all she got from him was two kids and a pink slip (she also had a scar near her eye, I suspect he gave her that too since he was a prick with girls)

Here I was bitching and complaining about how much I hated my job and how no one had it worse than me, but last night I was proven wrong. I now know it could be worse. ALOT WORSE ! I don't even know how to describe how I felt leaving that place last night. I felt sorry for her, maybe even guilty for not winning her over all those years back and averting what Josh did to her. That poor girl must be going thru hell. She was a good girl and even though the guys think Im dumb for holding her in such high reguard, I stand by that. The first girl I ever had strong feelings for was now schlepping drinks for horny old fuckers in a titty bar, and the title of the thread just about sums it up for how I feel about it. Those were innocent memories, pure, now they're ruined. Dammit I want to fucking kick the shit out of my friends now. Bunch of fuckheads. Fuck.

[Spufnik]

Me, I would go for the laugh. Serves her right for blowin ya off. Josh dosen't sound to homeboyish to me so thug luvin might be a misnomer there but good story :gogdog:

[swampwolf]

Wish I could remember the 7th grade.

:imo: You might need to see about getting some new friends.

I dont know why some people go into some kind of self destruct mode, but they do. Guys usually die early when they do, Girls seem to take the tough guy/ bad boy route and ride it all the way to skid row. I bet she still thinks she can change Josh.




About life after School; Lone Wolf needs to read this post. We are allways trying to drive home that fact to him that when he gets out of school, the pecking order will change almost instantaniously. This is a perfect example.

Hey LW, you gett'in this sport? Hang in there buddy.

[Guillermo]

Did you get her number?:decisions

[El Nasty]

Damn naive bitches and their love for wiggers.:jerkit:

[Danbo]

My advice would have been to bend her over the drinking fountain and pop her in the keister. :fonz:

[Grim-Sniper]

Yo Man,

Read the fine print doppy, the man up stairs is ginin ya a second chance, get your up-standing ass back over to the titty bar, get her number, take her to lunch, not dinner (to soon for that) and coffee, woo her ass over and the two of you, work on making a better life as one.

A lot of people never get the second chance, personally I'd be thanking your friends, do right, and get it done. I'd be willing to bet she thinking of you now too.

You have nothing to loose!!!!!!!!!

[bart-1]

I laughed, I cried, I cried some more!

Dude you are wasting your time at your 2 jobs, you should write cards for Hallmark, or at the least a greeter at Walmart! :lolol:

[Danbo]

Yo Man,

Read the fine print doppy, the man up stairs is ginin ya a second chance, get your up-standing ass back over to the titty bar, get her number, take her to lunch, not dinner (to soon for that) and coffee, woo her ass over and the two of you, work on making a better life as one.

A lot of people never get the second chance, personally I'd be thanking your friends, do right, and get it done. I'd be willing to bet she thinking of you now too.

You have nothing to loose!!!!!!!!!


Yeah, and THEN you can bend her over a drinking fountain and pop her in the keister!

[Jan]

Wish I could remember the 7th grade.

My thoughts exactly. :_(

[L33731]

Dude just because this broad is serving drinks to a bunch of hardon's ( Pun Intended ) doesn't mean you should feel pity for her. She made the decision of fucking with a degenerate and that's where she ended up. Lifes a bitch, she made her bed now she has to sleep in it.


And as far as working two jobs is concearned, I have done it for 6 years and it has afforded me many luxuries. I damn sure wouldn't feel bad that some stupid whoowa that gave me the shaft back in Middle School was cleaning jizz staines off the mens room toilet seat at the local titty bar. :lolol:

[Grim-Sniper]

Yeah, and THEN you can bend her over a drinking fountain and pop her in the keister!


HA HA HA HA NICE:wes: :wes:

[Fenlore]

listen, I say that you just fucking forget her, sides, the memories can't be too pure if you spent time wallowing, pure sadness maybe, but get over it. Get your metal gear loving ass off the computer chair and maybe smack your buddies upside the head for fucking up your memories.

I realize I went the complete opposite direction at the end, but hell if I ever make any sense anyway.

[The General]

Get her number and do it right dude! Be a gentleman...

[DJ DeMarco]

You all are right, my friends were assholes for pulling this shit with me. They knew I'm too nice to think bad about her and knew I'd held her in high reguard all my life. Why they chose to ruin my memories of her as a cute little girl who just had poor taste in boys is beyond me. The good news is I scared the shit out of them today by smacking a few of them around (It's amazing how well my words register when I have you pinned up against a wall with my hand around your throat) Damn that was several months in the making with the shit they've pulled with me. Felt pretty good to be honest :gogdog: .

Second, alot of you guys have suggested hooking up with her and that this is a miraculous second chance for me. My simple response to all that is, she didn't go for me then, what makes you think she'll go for me now ? Come on guys, you think if I ask her out to lunch where she works she'll think of it as "sweet and adorable ?" It's a fucking titty bar ! sleazy horny fucks hit on her all the time, what's going to make ME so special ? There's an unwritten policy at topless bars bout the girls dating the customers. You really think she'd violate that for me ? I don't think so. I'll admit one thing though, seeing her saturday night opened me up to a world of "what ifs?" What if I wasn't a dorky little fat fuck back then ? What if I'd done something to open up her eyes to her fucked up taste in boys back then ? Well it's nothing that a few bong hits and some good sucky sucky from The Miss can't fix. Guess that's all I have to say bout that.

[wes]

Friends. Your friends are dickheads. You are better off without them.

Strip bar waitress. That was then, this is now. You are better off without her too.


Don't forget you tend to be a reflection of those around you. Find some new friends and new paths might open up to you.

[swampwolf]

Damn Snake, what happened to the other chick? Wern't you head over heels just like a week ago?

[wes]

Isn't the other chick The Miss?

[Matches]

Friends. Your friends are dickheads. You are better off without them.

Strip bar waitress. That was then, this is now. You are better off without her too.


Don't forget you tend to be a reflection of those around you. Find some new friends and new paths might open up to you.

Yeah, link up with a few of us here...:nana2: :wolfgang:

[DJ DeMarco]

Were still seeing each other. Never be a couple though. No big thing, she's getting what she wants and I'm getting laid. Be nice to settle down with someone though. Sucks when you never attract the conventional types that want to settle down and call me their boyfriend. Nope, all I ever get are the horny older women who want nothing else but young dick and the taken women who are looking for something on the side (not to mention gold diggers and single MILFS looking for someone to play baby daddy to their bastard brats.)

I hate realizing it because then it makes all the shit my friends give me over the women I date seem valid. I'm cursed with having too much of a heart and giving girls the benefit of the doubt. It isn't until they (my friends) have to pick up the pieces those bitches leave my heart in that their words become legitimate. My friends are asswipes, this is true, but I've known most of not all of them since grade school. As much grief as they give me, friends are not like out dated wardrobe. You don't get rid of them, get yourself a new set and continue life. How do you throw away over ten years of good times, sad times, laughs, tears, chronic, booze, losses and rebounds ? Anyone ? Anyone ?

[wes]

As much grief as they give me, friends are not like out dated wardrobe. You don't get rid of them, get yourself a new set and continue life. How do you throw away over ten years of good times, sad times, laughs, tears, chronic, booze, losses and rebounds ? Anyone ? Anyone ?

Easy. You figure out that they are dragging you down and you can them. You have to figure out if the pluses outweigh the negatives.

It hurts sometimes but it's often for the best.

[bart-1]

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[Mr.LaBella]

I have dumped some dead weight


its a fact of life, you change so do your needs


sometimes "friends" arent "friends" at all....

[bart-1]

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Just in case you missed it! :gogdog:

[Peter Lezard]

Snake man, you will drive yerself batshit if you try to "what if" your life from the 7th grade till now. I've seen a total of 3 people I went to school with and while I wish them no ill will, realy don't care what they are up to. I was a total dork/nerd/pycho in school, and don't even remeber my thought pattens from then, why should I care what a chick from then thinks of me now?
That being said, if your "buds" wreaked a happy memory from your past, then your mock ass kicking needed a little less mock. I will tell nobody how to run there life, but since you asked for 2 cents...

Hope I helped..

Phil :)

[Fenlore]

Alright, I goys something to say in the friend department. I have a friend who shall remain nameless *cough*Chadd*cough* and well we've basically fought thoughout our friendship, hell spending a weekend together on a camping trip or doing something of a similar ammount of time is the most time we can spend together or we tend to try and kill each other. Anywho, through our friendship we've done stupid things to each other, he left the provance a couple times and came back and each time he left being an asshole, he basically half tore up my basement ceiling once... I egged his house on 2 seperate occasions... there's lots more shit... the long of the short is just cause your friends can act like pricks doesn't mean you drop em', hell wouldn't surprise me if you've acted like a dick once or twice and didn't notice, I know I never do till later or till after things have been said... either way, ya' know... I hope you get my point cause I only 3/4 get my own point:D:

That aside there's also the reason for having different groups of friends. I have 2 or 3 buddies whom I hang around with, granted they don't hang round' with each other but that's for the best me thinks. Then there's hanging round with guys from work and I also have a whole different set of friends aside from that, so if one pisses me off I can hanground with others till things get sorted you know.