View Full Version : Lunch time
tubtar
11-20-2004, 12:28 PM
It is nearly time for vittles and I came upon an old saying of sorts that made me laugh.
I'll tell you it , but would like to hear more........those clever expressions that convey what we are really feeling about something.
" I'm so hungry , I could claw out my guts and eat my own entrails. "
Next.........
J.S. :)
Pumpkin
11-20-2004, 12:30 PM
:???: :D
Guillermo
11-20-2004, 12:54 PM
A girl told me that she was so poor she would have to jack off the dog to feed the cat. First time I heard that one.
BenDibble
11-20-2004, 01:25 PM
just please don't eat my entrails. :-D
Trixie
11-20-2004, 01:55 PM
I am hungry, my stomach has started to eat itself again...
I'm so horny the crack of dawn is starting to look good. :twisted:
fulloflead
11-20-2004, 04:22 PM
My dad used to tell me, "If brains were shoes you'd be barefoot clear up to your ass!" :-D
Explains your politics. :D
fulloflead
11-20-2004, 04:39 PM
Explains your politics. :D
You're going to do this whenever I post anywhere aren't you? :???:
I'm only kidding, Fulloflead. It's just that it's been a long time and I've missed you. :twisted:
fulloflead
11-20-2004, 04:48 PM
I'm only kidding, Fulloflead. It's just that it's been a long time and I've missed you. :twisted:
OK. OK. Get it out of your system. :headfone:
That's the spirit! We'll make a conservative out of you yet. :cool:
BenDibble
11-20-2004, 05:43 PM
i sure had a good lunch today. went to a nice little deli in st. paul called Cecils (i think). got a yummy sammich and fries. then played with knives the rest of the afternoon! :twisted:
Were you hanging out with Tubby? He's a bad influence for a young fellow like you. :cool:
Kalooch135
11-20-2004, 07:49 PM
I'm so hungry I could the ass out of a dead rhino.
tubtar
11-20-2004, 08:17 PM
Were you hanging out with Tubby? He's a bad influence for a young fellow like you. :cool:
We went to a little delicatessen ....complete with Jewish Moms.
How much trouble could we get in ?
Good food , a few laughs and some cool knife viewage..........plus the down low on some east coast riff raff. Some of the seedier element of our proud hobby.
It was great !
J.S.
This can't be good. :devil:
tubtar
11-21-2004, 12:26 AM
Props to Dave Chapelle....just heard this one.
I was beatin my dick like it owed me money.
J.S. :D
Hahaha, that is great. :gogdog:
BenDibble
11-21-2004, 02:08 AM
gotta love those drugged up freaky muppets. feels like a million bunnies crawling all over my balls. im going to skeet skeet all over the walls. :D :D :D
BenDibble
11-21-2004, 02:10 AM
Were you hanging out with Tubby? He's a bad influence for a young fellow like you. :cool:
We went to a little delicatessen ....complete with Jewish Moms.
How much trouble could we get in ?
Good food , a few laughs and some cool knife viewage..........plus the down low on some east coast riff raff. Some of the seedier element of our proud hobby.
It was great !
J.S.
alwyas have to gossip in a jewish deli, almost like a second nature. holy crap! you should see this dude's EDC. Combat Talon II with self done high polish, stonewashed flats, and a freaking abalone firing button. Carried in a sheath at the front of the belt. suhhweeet stuff.
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