View Full Version : A Cool New Form Of Execution (Almost Jack Handyish)
12-30-2005, 12:33 AM
Sorry but while cleaning up my room this one just came to me, and I had to share it with you all.
Wouldn't it be cool if you could take convicted killers and sex offenders, and instead of some nice clean humane way of offing them (gas chamber, lethal injection) you could really have them meet a horrific and brutal death so they know just before they die what they did to their victims ?
Here's my idea of a cool way to execute a guy: You take a guy (preferably some piece of shit baby raper) and you strip him, shave off all the hair on his body, blindfold and cuff him, then you dip him in taco sauce and you lock him in a room roughly about the size of a walk in closet. Every minute, you open a small sliding door and let in a chihuahua that has spent a week getting picked on and not fed in this room and let the little fucker attack the asshole, you keep on releasing more and more of these little Mexican hellhounds to attack him until the guy stops moving, then you let it go on for a couple more minutes just so the victims families can get to see that bastard suffer just a little more. Imagine how fun that would be to watch. Who knows it might become so entertaining they could make it a PPV event, and that's when the money would come pouring in. Man just think of how popular it would be, specially around the southwest where these types of dogs are already quite popular. :biggthum:
12-30-2005, 02:20 AM
I agree with you. I really don't care how they die, just that they do die in a timely manner. 25 years is WAAAAAYYYYYY too long to be on death row. In my opinion, we should go back to PUBLIC hangings and firing squads. The death penalty in it's current form does little to deter crime. Let's cut the appeals down a to a reasonable number and execute these bastards in their prime. Do it at high noon in front of the courthouse, televise it, PPV it, whatever. The point is if people see criminals die, they won't want to be criminals themselves.
12-30-2005, 03:06 AM
Holy shit,Snake Eater....:OMGWTF: you've got a real mean-streak there,bro'!!!
(make mental note: Never become Snake Eaters enemy!!!:nana2: )
No seriously.....,even though I'm in favor of death-penalty (I know this is a very difficult issue for some!),there may not even be a shadow of doubt of someone's guilt. (I don't even wanna think about all the people who are in "death row" or that are being executed around the world right now,who actually are innocent!!!!).
And I also think that not every murderer deserves the death-penalty,because I can think of reasons to justify a murder!!!(and so can you!!!)
Now....,child molestors on the other hand may die in the most grusome way possible,and it can't be slow enough! Fucking scum of the earth!!!
And everybody who feel sorry for them,or think "it's just an illness" should deserve the same treatment!!!
Anyway......,it's to fuckin' early for me to think about this shit....
12-30-2005, 03:25 AM
Stab in the neck, piercing the carotid artery, then cut your way out through the jugular. That's cheap enough, and fast enough, too!
12-30-2005, 03:35 AM
1. express elevator up from the bench to the courthouse roof.
2. hitching post and cat of 9 tails for greiving families
3a. Gibbons for the child molesters and rapists.
3b. Gallows for murderers and armed robbers.
3c. Stump and bloody axe for petty thieves. Choose a limb according to the families wishes. Brand em with "Fucking Thief" across thier forehead and let em loose.
Leave the body up there till the next court date in the case of 3a or 3b.
12-30-2005, 04:15 AM
You know, the whole branding thing isn't a bad idea. When I was in high school, the local 16 year old home town hero raped a 15 year old girl with MULTIPLE witnesses confirming the story. He got off with 40 hours of community service and had his drivers license revoked for two years. Seeing this as an injustice, some one decided to take him for a drive out to the desert. They knocked him cold, stripped him naked, bound his hands and feet and gagged him. Then they carved RAPIST on his chest. He somehow made it back to town two days later, but he never said a word. I wonder what kind of impression that's going to make on the girls he sleeps with????
12-30-2005, 08:18 AM
Punishment is no deterant to crime.
Criminals don't ever think they will be caught.
Punishment is punishment. It is societies way of taking revenge for what the person has done.
The harsher and more gruesome the punishment the more We are acting like the Criminal.
If you want to have public floggings and public Gruesome Executions--Fine--Call them what they really are--A side show of Entertainment of the people that like to watch them.
They are no Deterant to Crime and lower us to the level of our lowest possible character.
If you think that the death pentalty is a deterant to crime--you are naive.
If it were--there would be a higher rate of murder and rape in states that don't have the Death penalty--Right?
Just not true.
I'm not against the Death penalty.
Just call it what it really is--Revenge--and do it quickly and quietly.
We should never lower ourselves to the level of the Animals that need to be removed from our Society.
12-30-2005, 08:51 AM
It always amazes me,how people can have such different opinions on subjects,when (in my head),everything is crystal clear!
Don't get me wrong.......,I know this is not an easy subject,and I respect everyone's stand on this one.
(I mean....,who the heck do I think I am for approving the death penalty???)
It's just.....,well......,you know.....,human life is one of the most valuable things around,and,to me,it just doesn't seem fair,when someone takes out someone's life,just like that,and gets away with a couple of years jailsentence.
I mean....,that person is/was someone's child,had his own life,maybe children loved one's and so on,and all of that is snuffed out in a second!
It would never be for the entertainment-factor...,I have seen to many mutulated corpses in my profession/life to think it's entertaining....,'cause [I]it's fuckin' gruesome to see a human die!!!(of non-natural causes)
But I would sleep better at night,knowing that,he who has taken the ultimate,paid the ultimate!!!
Once again.......,this post is absolutely not meant for promoting the death-penalty........,I could be so very,very wrong with my thinkin'and not even know that...(just check out my "title")
One more thing,though.......
you can say/think what you want about Saoudi-Arabia....
I really like the "eye for an eye,tooth for a tooth"-principle of them!!!
(That being said......,I think they're utterly retarded (and then some) for hangin' people because they are gay?!?:wtf2: )
Thanks (and sorry),
12-30-2005, 09:27 AM
substitute man goo for taco sauce and i'd chew one of his arms off:decisions
12-30-2005, 09:43 AM
Punishment is no deterant to crime.
In the case of your average American criminal and our penal system, the statement is true. But, can punishment be a deterrent???.....absolutely yes. Our penal system deters people from speeding, drinking and driving, fighting, drug use, assault, vandalism, etc..every single day. The threat of punishment works well, you just have to ratchet up the threat when dealing with certain people....like those capable of murder and rape. The average American criminial laughs at going to jail. The average Saudi does not. The average chinese living in Singapore do not. Saddam was quite capable of keeping people in line.....because disobeying resulted in the torture and death of your entire family.....while you watched.
12-30-2005, 12:01 PM
12-30-2005, 05:26 PM
OK, how's this for an execution: We go back to the good old days when beheading was one of the more popular ways to execute someone, just one catch: instead of using some nice, big, sharp axe, you use..... A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE !!!!! If it's a killer off with his head, if it's some fucked up pedofuck, off with his OTHER head :gig: .
I'm not too big a fan of the death penalty believe it or not, I mean let's face it, its detrimental to the whole purpose of the system, you aren't punishing the guy, you're making him suffer for a while (the time between his sentencing and execution) and then you're putting him out of his misery by granting him a peaceful death in controlled setting. I look at how humane many of these execution styles are..... Gas chamber, lethal injection, don't even get me started on that one, it almost looks like a medical procedure. They even swab the guys arm with ALCOHOL !!!! :dammit: What, do they think he's going to catch the HIV virus while burning in eternal hellfire or something :idunno: ? If they're going to execute criminals, at least be practical about it. Liven it up, televise it, let the families of the victims get in on the action, and let's see if we can make a few bucks doing it all, and most of all, show it for what it is, you're killing a guy, don't mask it by making his death quick and painless, show it for all it's brutality.
I don't know about you all, but the thought of life w/o parole is a much more hideous punishment than the death penalty if you ask me. Think about it: The guy is put away in his prime, if he's lucky enough to not get stabbed up or butt fucked, everyone will get the satisfaction of knowing he'll grow old and decrepid behind bars and that his death bed will surrounded by bars. He'll never make love to a woman (unless he counts jailhouse queens) Never get a Big Mac from McDonalds, never drive around on the open road, he'll spend all his life in a series of small spaces and cells under someone elses control, only being let out when he ceases to exist. Now THAT my friends is punishment. You do that to a guy, and trust me, you won't have to sentence him to death, after about ten or fifteen years, death won't look that bad to him.
12-30-2005, 09:42 PM
Beheading, when done with a properly sharpened sword, is one of the more humane ways of execution. Read about Ann Boyline(sp). King Henry was a compassionate and merciful man, so he hired a French swordsman instead of the usual axeman to behead her after he falsely convicted her of cheating on him.
Life W/O parole may seem worse to us, but far more criminals ask for life over death penalty. Rarely do you hear a criminal ask for the death penalty. Execution in general should be quick and humane, all kidding aside. Still, the only form of execution I believe to be crual and unusual used in the 1900s-today is the gas chamber. The others, from what I have heard, seem to be more or less painless and/or instantaneous.
12-31-2005, 10:18 PM
The others, from what I have heard, seem to be more or less painless and/or instantaneous. How do ya know, ever ask someone who's been executed how it felt?:doublefu: But seriously, that's probably what the majority of people fear most about death, we really don't know if it's gonna be a truly painfull experience, or if we'll just slip off into blackness. Unless you're religious, and then ya probably fear hellfire and the afterlife or some-such. It's always the not-knowing in life that causes the most trepidation. I don't like to think about these things too much(death penalty/life imprisonment), we already treat each other with too little respect/compassion in this world anyways. I'll stop now:tbg:
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