Hello!!

[SuperD]

Well, we have had a lot of new members recently. As a way of introduction I thought I would tell you a little about myself.




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Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains.
I have a stomach ulcer.

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This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job.
She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
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This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now.
When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.
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My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad.
She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer.
Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.
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My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad.
He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana.
When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.

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My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater
after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

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We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27.
He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.
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This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different.
She has a disease that makes her itch.


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This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart.
Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.

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This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry.
He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.

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This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed
by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.
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These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them.
Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

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Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers.
Jake crashed a lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.
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My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore.
He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.
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This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago.
The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes
and he always stinks like rotten cheese.


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This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart.
Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.


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My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle.
Grandma dates younger men with teeth.
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One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart a lot.
I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.
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This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day
and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl.
She smokes cigarettes too.



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My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer.
A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head.
Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.
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We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night.
Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.

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This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day.
He already patrols the interstate and runs after the bad people.

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Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land.
He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.



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This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city.
He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week.
Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the stores.





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My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think.
They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.




Well. That's all for now. Hope you all are enjoying TheJerzeeDevil and decide to stick around.

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[MadDaddy]

Great looking family tree you got there.

[Pumpkin]

LMAO! Awesome! :D: :D:

[Fenlore]

good work there mate.:wolfgang: :google: :decisions

[Clydetz]

Very nice relatives & friends you have there, SuperD! Do you, by any chance, live in Possum Holler, Arkansas... near Mr. LaBella?

[SinCity]

Where's Kevin Bacon? I know there's a connection.:popcorn: Nice gene pool.

[Raoul]

So this is what Darwin was talking about?????

I now understand what happens when,through evolution,you mix humans with chipmunks.

I say "Darwin",because when you believe in God,you know this couldn't be part of His masterplan,Goddamnit!!!(or maybe He just had an "off" day)

SuperD.....,you've got a great lookin' family there,but please,don't believe everything your mommy says..........
I can understand the "no brains" part (otherwise you wouldn't be posting this crap:doublefu: ),but as far as looks are concearned.......,I think He didn't give you any!!!!:bashyou: :jimmymac:

(seriously though.......Great post SuperD!!!)

Raoul...

[SuperD]

Great looking family tree you got there.

More of a family 'ladder' in these parts rather than a family tree. It doesn't branch much.

[SuperD]

Very nice relatives & friends you have there, SuperD! Do you, by any chance, live in Possum Holler, Arkansas... near Mr. LaBella?

I do live in a holler. But closer to HollowDweller than Mr LaBella. Tell HD I said hi. I haven't talked to him in a while. Tell him I will try to look him up at the Hunt Show this year.

[Mr.LaBella]

tell HD just to come on over, everyone else has gotten over the "rift" it is OLD news and no one cares anymore!

its better to holler into the woods with no one answering?

didnt think so!:welcome::banhammer

[SuperD]

Bump from the depths to introduce myself to all the new members we have had lately.....:spin:

[Stabber]

:spin: B proud Super D:spin: :bwah:

[The General]

That there is some funny shit!:wes:

[ded i]

I think I know Molly ....

[beergoddess]

kinda reminds me on my tennessee kinfolk! no. really.

[Matches]

All I can add is...

[xrayzebra]

C'mon, D ! This is bullshit. You obviously just went on MySpace and downloaded typical members' personal information.








(and then put it together with pix of people coming over from BB.)









(Oops! Sorry noobs from BB! Friendly joke. Welcome all! It's all fun here... I realize you aren't all like the General.)

[Mr Yarrow]

Thats pretty darn winny!

Great stuff mate, made me smile when I needed it :spin:

[SuperD]

Since I have been gone for a while I thought I should reintroduce myself!!

[Billy Stewart]

Now thats some funny shit there!!!Rep for you!!!:cheesydevil:

[M.Olexey]

Holy shit this is one of the funniest posts I've ever read.




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[Turp]

Hook me up with Sue's digits and old Willy is going to give me nightmares.

[SuperD]

After another unavoidble prolonged absense, I thought I should bump this so our new members could have an idea about the inmates who run the asylum here.

[Doc Pringles]

Is Sue Ellen available now? I assume she's about 19 now and hotter then ever. I like long walks in the woods late at night. I drink JD or Jack Daniels. But only Monday Through Saturday and only when I'm awake. Sunday is a day for prayer and I only dring Rum. I'm a snappy dresser :ernie: too. My favorite place to make woopy is in the grave yard.
I'll wait a few dates before telling her that.

I know I can please her. That hot little minx. :jdvomit:

Please have her PM me with her digits. I have many sharp knives I would like to show her. :backstab: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH EHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHHEH
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I look forward to getting my hands on her meeting Sue Ellen.
Thank You.

[Doc Pringles]

I'm still waiting .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................

Now I'm just getting angry.:splat:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

OK I'm cool now. :screwy:

Thank you

[Doc Pringles]

I am soooooooo embarrassed
I thought that Sue Ellen was 15 years old. :stupid:

But I find out she has 15 kids. :bonk2:

I would like to officially retract my offer to Sue Ellen.

I now offer it to Molly. :signhere:

Molly……………… I’m waiting. :tinfoilhat:

[Semper708]

:cheesydevil: Funny Shit There!!:cheesydevil: