Men, you should know all this and be cautious!!

[Mr.LaBella]

This is sooo true!




WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES

if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING

this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD

this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget ...
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!

[cutty]

Gay.

[Fenlore]

Gay.
you would know everything about that wouldn't ya:lolol:

[Guillermo]

I hate whatever but not as much as "what the fuck ever". What about the word

Maybe, a nice way of saying no now shut up and stop asking me again tonight.

[Fenlore]

In the situation your it's prolly because you've had a few.

That's right, I'm stating the obvious... possibly.

[Pumpkin]

I've seen better but...whatever. That's fine. :wes:

[Mr.LaBella]

Hi Gonzo!:thefinger

[Gonz]

ronlad you are fuct.

[balibalistic]

Ron,if you were any closer to the truth..,it'd be down right scary!! unfortunatly i hear the above term's on a regular basis,knowing full well what they mean :)

[Peter Lezard]

I heard all of these...sometimes all in the same day....Yet I live.... :ropeman:

[Synghyn]

The trick is in not allowing yourself to be thrown off by the Terminology. Take them at their word! If they say fine, then fuck it it's fine, if they bitch later, tough shit you said fine. Not that this makes it any easier or any better, they just abandon those words and pick new code words they don't let you in on at all. That's what makes it fun!!! Enjoy the challenge!!!

Syn

[Thermobaric]

The trick is in not allowing yourself to be thrown off by the Terminology. Take them at their word! If they say fine, then fuck it it's fine, if they bitch later, tough shit you said fine.

Syn

True dat, amigo. Here are some guidelines that work for me:

"Fine" is a good word. It means the argument's over. It usually also means I won. The same is usually true with "whatever."

No time limits, but be punctual. Take as much time as you need, even if it means you have to meet me there later.

"Nothing" means nothing. Now the issue is off the table. If by "nothing" you meant "something" then you should have said "something," so give me the remote and go brood somewhere else.

I accept any and all dares.

Loud sighs are responded to with flared nostrils and gaping yawns.

"That's okay" means "I know you're going to do whatever the hell you want to do anyway, you pig-headed creep."
No one punishes me. I'm all grown up.
:wes: