outlaw918692000
12-20-2005, 01:13 PM
>Favorite Christmas Cookies
>
>1 cup of water
>2 tsp baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>Lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>1 cup nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check for quality.
>
>Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest
>quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.
>
>Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
>
>Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK ... try
another
>
>cup ... just in case.
>
>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in
>
>the cup of dried fruit.
>
>Pick the friggin fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
>
>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a
>drewscriver.
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
>
>Check the Jose Cuervo.
>
>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
>Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can
find.
>
>Greash the oven.
>
>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
>Don't forget to beat off the truner.
>
>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make
>
>sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
>CHERRY MISTMAS!!!:decisions
>
>1 cup of water
>2 tsp baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>Lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>1 cup nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check for quality.
>
>Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest
>quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.
>
>Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
>
>Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK ... try
another
>
>cup ... just in case.
>
>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in
>
>the cup of dried fruit.
>
>Pick the friggin fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
>
>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a
>drewscriver.
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
>
>Check the Jose Cuervo.
>
>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
>Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can
find.
>
>Greash the oven.
>
>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
>Don't forget to beat off the truner.
>
>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make
>
>sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
>CHERRY MISTMAS!!!:decisions