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Tinysd
11-18-2004, 01:48 AM
I saw this post on GlockTalk. I know a few of you live in Texass.


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I lurk here all the time and finally registered after going to the Reliant Gun Show in Houston yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I had my two boys there with me and we witnessed the M&A guy attack a customer.

I think this guy from M&A parts was the owner. He is a stocky guy with a goatee.

Earlier in the day, I had seen the customer having some sights put on his Glock at the Glock spare parts booth (he was carrying his Glock concealed and chewing on a cigar) so I figure that guy was LEO. The night sights weren't the cheap kind either.

Anyway, A while later, I was at the M&A booth about to drop $800 or $900 dollars on an upper and parts when I see the Glock guy with the cigar again. He was wearing a blue pullover. He was talking to one of the helper bees at the M&A parts table and that guy told him the prices of a handful of rail covers. I know those things aren't cheap.

The Goatee guy came over and told the Glock guy a totally different price. I think the difference was over $35.00 from what the helper bee had told the customer. This large difference even caught my attention.

The Glock guy asked the M&A Goatee boy what the difference was and the M&A Goatee guy answered him like he was an idiot. I mean, he talked to him just like you would talk to some stupid retarded guy that was trying to date your sister.

The M&A guy's voice was mean, condescending and devoid of any ounce of customer service. The Glock guy said that was fine, and asked him if he took American Express. The M&A guy said no in that same condescending mean voice and took the Glock Guy's visa card. I would have told the M&A guy with the goatee to shove his parts up his rear end right there! The Glock guy didn't.

I was amazed that a vender would talk to a customer who was buying $100.00 of plastic rail covers like this.

I decided that I would not do business with these guy and spent my money elsewhere. In fact, I will never buy from M&A parts again.

After the Glock guy with the cigar handed the M&A goatee guy his credit card, the M&A guy screwed around for awhile and told the Glock guy that it wouldn't read his card. Why he didn't just punch the numbers in manually, I'll never know. That's not hard to do. The Glock guy had this annoyed look on his face and the M&A guy with the goatee told him "ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WON'T READ YOUR CARD!"

The Glock guy took his card back and asked the M&A Goatee guy if they took checks. The M&A guy responded in that same condescending tone of voice that they didn't. The Glock guy told him fine, he could keep his merchandise then and started to walk away. At no time did the glock guy get rude or say anything that was out of line to the M&A parts guy.

This is where it started to go bad. The M&A guy made a comment to the Glock guy about his attitude (which I had not seen a bad attitude from the Glock guy yet).

The glock guy stopped walking away and told the M&A goatee guy that he was the one with the crappy attitude and proceeded to detail each instance of his bad attitude and poor customer service from start to finish.

The M&A Goatee guy told the glock guy with the cigar that he could take his bad attitude somewhere else (which I thought the glock guy was trying to do) and then the Glock guy told him "**** You" and turned and walked down the aisle toward Lone Star Gun safe's booth.

The M&A goatee guy started yelling "SIR" SIR" "SIR" "SIR" "SIR" after the Glock guy like a little girl whose feelings were hurt and then ran out into the aisle after his former customer.

This is where I decided that the M&A guy with the goatee was proving that not only was he stupid, but that he was trying to become a candidate for the Darwinism award.

The M&A Goatee guy grabbed the glock guy's shoulder (1st mistake), spun him around, put his face into the Glock guys face & yelled "**** YOU" in his face. there faces where inches apart. I think the M&A guy actually stuck his eye onto the end of the Glock guy's cigar. Luckily for the M&A Goatee guy the Glock guy was only chewing the cigar and it wasn't lit.

The M&A Goatee guy then proceeded to try to swat the Glock guy’s cigar out of his mouth. He hit the cigar.

The Glock guy grabbed the M&AQ guy's collar and pushed him back. The M&A Goatee guy made a grab for the Glock guy's collar at which time the Glock guy finished the fight:

The Glock guy grabbed the M&A guy by the THROAT & squeezed. It looked like he squeezed it real hard. The M&A guy suddenly stopped running his mouth and talking smack tothe Glock guy with the cigar!

I thought to myself, the Glock guy with the cigar just went Darth Vader on M&A guy: fingers around the adams apple, squeezed hard enough for the M&A Goatee boy's eyes to pop out (looked like one of those dolls that have the pop out eyes that pop out when you squeeze them. Looked him in the eyes and told him in a very loud voice that he was going to kill him right there and squeezed his throat even harder.

It was amazing. It looked like Darth Vader had come to Houston. The M&A Guy's face was turning red, eyes popping out and the Glock guy was just standing there, fingers inserted into the guy's adams apple and wind pipe, chewing on his cigar, holding his bag of stuff with the most chilling look I have ever seen on a guys face. I thought the Glock guy wasn't going to let go of the M&A Guy's throat until he was dead.

Some other people intervened and the Glock guy let the M&A goatee guy go and started to walk off. The M&A guy apparently wanted to be embarrassed some more and decided that having his throat almost ripped out once that day wasn't enough and followed after the Glock guy a second time. I thought the glock guy was going to test out his new night sights on this moron, but he didn't. Four or five really big guys came out of nowhere and stopped the M&A guy from getting embarrassed a second time.

I was shocked that my two boys had to witness any of this. The way the M&A Parts guy with the goatee talked to the guy with the Glock and then the attack. At least my boys saw one way to stop a stupid bully. Grab his throat and choke the life out of him. BUT, they should not have to see this stuff at a gun show

BenDibble
11-18-2004, 01:56 AM
wow, it is amazing that the glock guy must be very highly trained. able to keep his temper and definately never draw his side-arm. would hate to have seen the M&A guy pick on some stupid punk who thought it would be cool to carry a gun.

Tinysd
11-18-2004, 02:00 AM
It gets better. Turns out the Glock guy is a member of GlockTalk.

Read for yourself.

http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=310681

BennytheBlade
11-18-2004, 09:29 AM
http://www.houstonattorney.org/M&A%20Parts%20tribute.htm


:gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog: :D

bart-1
11-18-2004, 09:57 AM
In fookin credible!! Fun reading!! :punish:

007
11-18-2004, 07:14 PM
HAHAHA, that's fucking hilarious! :D That asshole got what he deserved. :vader2:

FrontSight
12-13-2004, 07:10 AM
Hi there TinySD,

Geez, what was the guy thinking!

FrontSight

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 12:04 AM
Hi there TinySD,

Geez, what was the guy thinking!

FrontSight
Hey! Nice to have you join us. I will be buying a few more knives from you next year. Check out her site: http://www.hideawayknife.com/main.php

She made this knife for me.
http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10019/Image009.jpg

FrontSight
12-14-2004, 01:11 AM
Hey TinySD !

Thanks for the welcome! And thanks to LaBella and Borinquen for the invite.

Yep, that's a sweet one!

re: I made it for you --

I fitted it, CADed it (in Autocad), CAMed it (on the sheet of steel for the waterjet), waterjet cut it, and guided it through the rest of the steps till step #16 when Mick Strider put the grind on it and finished it, and Ken Brock sheathed it.

That sharp pointy thing was put in the mail 11 times for various people to lovingly dote on it before arriving at your door step.

:devil:

FrontSight

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 01:35 AM
Glocks Rule!

BenDibble
12-14-2004, 01:47 AM
hey that was a good picture though.

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 01:51 AM
hey that was a good picture though.
Oops! This H&K is much better than B's!
http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10019/image002.jpg

BenDibble
12-14-2004, 02:09 AM
no need for concealment if you are going to kill everyone anyways. :twisted:

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 02:11 AM
did i mention i never liked you?
besides that would be a little harder to conceal than my p2000 :D
I challenge you to a duel. We will walk 100 yards, then turn and shoot. :-D :poke:

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 02:25 AM
how about we climb 2 flights of stairs and then have that duel :doublefu: :D
Whew! I was worried about walking 100 yards. :-D I am not fat, I am big boned. Did I mention that my mom thinks I am handsome? :devil: :D

BenDibble
12-14-2004, 02:34 AM
how about we climb 2 flights of stairs and then have that duel :doublefu: :D
Whew! I was worried about walking 100 yards. :-D I am not fat, I am big boned. Did I mention that my mom thinks I am handsome? :devil: :D

she thinks i am too. ;)

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 02:41 AM
how about we climb 2 flights of stairs and then have that duel :doublefu: :D
Whew! I was worried about walking 100 yards. :-D I am not fat, I am big boned. Did I mention that my mom thinks I am handsome? :devil: :D

she thinks i am too. ;)

She was impressed with your acting in Lord of the Rings! She found it hard to believe that you did not require make up to look like a hobbit. :devil:

BenDibble
12-14-2004, 02:42 AM
they actually had to shave off some foot hair!


then they glued it to :ron:'s back

Tinysd
12-14-2004, 02:45 AM
they actually had to shave off some foot hair!


then they glued it to :ron:'s back
I call BS! Like there was any room for more hair on :ron: back. :kingkaxt:

Mr.LaBella
12-14-2004, 06:21 AM
welcome Front Sight!!!!!! :gogdog:

007
12-14-2004, 03:15 PM
no need for concealment if you are going to kill everyone anyways. :twisted:

The hobbit has a point for once. :D

Ken Brock
06-13-2009, 10:51 PM
I sheathed it!


:cheesydevil:

Michelle
11-27-2009, 12:27 PM
re: I made it for you --

I fitted it, CADed it (in Autocad), CAMed it (on the sheet of steel for the waterjet), waterjet cut it, and guided it through the rest of the steps till step #16 when Mick Strider put the grind on it and finished it, and Ken Brock sheathed it.
FrontSight


Hmmmmm.. That's not what William has been telling people......

Someone is lying......... wonder who...........

m1

Parker
11-27-2009, 04:08 PM
How did this wind up in 2A?