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NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Maybe they knew what was coming. Two dozen live turkeys bound for Thanksgiving tables fell off a truck Friday on the New Jersey Turnpike, briefly snarling traffic near Newark Liberty International Airport. "I think we should be investigating this as an escape attempt," said Joseph Orlando, a spokesman for the New Jersey Turnpike Authority.
What a putz!:banhammer
Pumpkin
11-19-2005, 01:57 PM
I remember a WKRP episode where Herb thought that turkeys could fly so he threw them off an airplane so everyone could have one for Thanksgiving, one of the best episodes ever (for anyone who's even ever watched it) :gogdog::D::D::D::D::D:
L33731
11-19-2005, 09:54 PM
WKRP rocked !!
I grew up on that shit. :bow:
WT351
11-19-2005, 09:58 PM
"I think we should be investigating this as an escape attempt," said Joseph Orlando, a spokesman for the New Jersey Turnpike Authority.
What a putz!:banhammer
How often does the spokesman for the NJ Turnprick Authority have something good to say? You gotta give him a break for trying to have fun with it. Remember, if something is worth doing....it's worth having fun at!! :flasher:
On a side note, I would rather work a wreck with turkeys than one with cattle. Damn nasty ass critters.
Mr.LaBella
11-19-2005, 10:11 PM
How often does the spokesman for the NJ Turnprick Authority have something good to say? You gotta give him a break for trying to have fun with it. Remember, if something is worth doing....it's worth having fun at!! :flasher:
On a side note, I would rather work a wreck with turkeys than one with cattle. Damn nasty ass critters.
I was sorta kinda involved with a milk tanker truck
NASTY!:yeahthat:
I was sorta kinda involved with a milk tanker truck
NASTY!:yeahthat:
As the top or the bottom?
rudechuck
11-21-2005, 03:50 PM
I remember a WKRP episode where Herb thought that turkeys could fly so he threw them off an airplane so everyone could have one for Thanksgiving, one of the best episodes ever (for anyone who's even ever watched it) :gogdog::D::D::D::D::D:
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
- (Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson, WKRP) Oct. 30, 1978
Dirk Pitt
11-21-2005, 04:06 PM
Bailey Quarters was hot!
And don't forget fellow babies.........BOOGER!!!!!!
rudechuck
11-21-2005, 05:31 PM
:werd: :yeahthat:
Lousy screen caps from Battle of the Network Stars:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1145/jansmithersnstars38bw.jpg http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8563/jansmithersnstars26qr.jpg http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8915/jansmithersnstars87ck.jpg http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6554/jansmithersnstars101jv.jpg
Dirk Pitt
11-22-2005, 10:09 AM
Wadever happined to her?
Never see her or Andy or Herb or Les. Still see Johnny and Venus and of course Jennifer time to time..and No more Gordon Jump (Mr. Carlson) sorry to see him go.
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