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jacs
05-14-2009, 07:18 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days

interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into
a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a shit head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus
arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired .It's important
at our age.

Clydetz
05-14-2009, 07:28 PM
I'm still chuckling... good one! :devil1:

shakie
05-14-2009, 11:22 PM
This ones a keeper

SoToo
05-15-2009, 12:44 AM
Yep... I like it too. :bwah: