Great Italian Sex

[Stabber]

The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'

The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes!'

The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!'

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'

The Italian man said, 'I wiped my hands on the bedspread.'

[rio]

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[Ironwolf]

6 hours? aw,that's nothin':I made mine scream for a whole day!
(wiped my dick in the curtains...):cheesydevil:

[droid]

6 hours? aw,that's nothin':I made mine scream for a whole day!
(wiped my dick in the curtains...):cheesydevil:


Somehow I think you're telling the truth here! :devilzeek

[Ironwolf]

I ain't that big or that brave...she can run faster mad than I can scared!:cheesydevil:

[RoadFish]

Funny!

I tried that French butter rub, but I Americanized it. I used peanut butter. I really can't describe my wife's reaction in this forum!