Vinosaur
09-23-2005, 07:18 PM
Got this via e-mail today.
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a gorgeous
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her
from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my Ass?"
"No," she replies,
"I'm your son's English Teacher"
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a gorgeous
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her
from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my Ass?"
"No," she replies,
"I'm your son's English Teacher"