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mp5man1
01-19-2009, 06:40 PM
I dont know if this is true but it's funny.

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an
alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true
methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had
a 'more humane' solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males
would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population
would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and
Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood
up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our
problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'
..
You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter.

Towelie
01-19-2009, 07:36 PM
HAAHAAA, that's great!!

green en route

El Gringo
01-19-2009, 07:38 PM
:spacedevil: :D

Norcalflat
01-19-2009, 07:39 PM
Good one, greened!

Coolhand68
01-19-2009, 08:36 PM
Funny...too bad they didn't offer that solution for rapists and pedophiles.

blackscout
01-19-2009, 10:51 PM
nice!!1

falcon125
01-20-2009, 03:09 PM
Thanks
First laugh of the day.

Nacinator
01-21-2009, 03:17 AM
Green comming :devil1:

SoToo
01-21-2009, 08:43 AM
Now that is some funny shit right there! http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/3/6/0/3/sheeppoke.gif

Stefeno
01-21-2009, 11:40 AM
HAHAHA! That's hilarious :cheesydevil:

tubtar
01-21-2009, 01:08 PM
Jesus H. !!!
Time to retire the wolf suit I guess.
Thanks for the warning.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

SoToo
01-21-2009, 01:10 PM
Jesus H. !!!
Time to retire the wolf suit I guess.
Thanks for the warning.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

Just change it to a female suit and you should be fine. :yesman:

VampyreWolf
01-21-2009, 01:35 PM
Just go as a wolf in sheep's clothing... though I'd imagine the wool might get a bit warm but at least you won't be mistaken for a coyote while you fuck em. :bwah:

tubtar
01-21-2009, 01:46 PM
Just go as a wolf in sheep's clothing... though I'd imagine the wool might get a bit warm but at least you won't be mistaken for a coyote while you fuck em. :bwah:

The sheep got wise to my farmer disguise ........ it got so they'd walk right up to me in the wolf suit..........probably figured death was preferable to what they had been getting before that.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

VampyreWolf
01-21-2009, 01:52 PM
they heard you unzipping the overalls. go for the kilt.

Sixgun
01-22-2009, 08:33 AM
Hey,
Don't knock the Kilt, it seven yards of linen lets your balls stay nice and fresh while to eviscerate an Englishman with your Claymore!


NE-OBLIVISCARIS!

VampyreWolf
01-22-2009, 08:42 AM
sixgun: my grandparents are from the Burns, Penny and Ford clans :cadi:
I'm allowed to crack kilt/sheep jokes (especially when the original joke lends itself so well).

tubtar
01-22-2009, 04:41 PM
Hey,
Don't knock the Kilt, it seven yards of linen lets your balls stay nice and fresh while to eviscerate an Englishman with your Claymore!


NE-OBLIVISCARIS!

Seven yards ? Shit , that's barely a loin cloth.
I was thinking a roll of carpet and a bath towel..........ya know.:tubtar: