Ways to Annoy People

[Jorge Banner]

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbours upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

[bootstrenf]

#8 would really get my goat...

[stdlrf11]

I do #20 to a coworker.


He's 50. He picks and eats his boogers.


It's serious business to me, but he thinks I'm just messing with him.


I also do #1 by whistling the Andy Griffith song.

That just pisses him off. :thefinger





stdlrf11

[Ronin777]

I love watching peoples faces when i do #19.

[SoToo]

I had a dog named Dawg.

This reminds me of the WalMart list.

[Jorge Banner]

I had a dog named Dawg.

This reminds me of the WalMart list.

Now, if a guy names his dog "Dog" and his cat "Cat", what should he name his parrot, "Bird" or "Parrot"?

Some people go nuts at these cases, don't know why. :wes:

But then when somebody just starts to sing in the middle of a movie I feel like getting up and leaving.

Ultra-annoyance is very personal.

[SoToo]

Now, if a guy names his dog "Dog" and his cat "Cat", what should he name his parrot, "Bird" or "Parrot"?

Some people go nuts at these cases, don't know why. :wes:

But then when somebody just starts to sing in the middle of a movie I feel like getting up and leaving.

Ultra-annoyance is very personal.

My parrot's name was "Cap'n Flint".... I also had a talking parakeet named "Salty". :pirateup:

I only sing at the movies if it's a musical... however... I've never actually seen a musical at the movies. :idunno:

[beergoddess]

i used to do the 2nd one all the time to my niece's boyfriend when he worked for us. i used to put "gay pride fest 06" "hot monkey love" and "sexual favors" in the memo. he used to get sooooo mad!

[FLYBYU44]

How about logging on to porn sites on your co-workers computer while he is gone to the bathroom, and then leaving the site open on there. :D

[2fulhundin]

funny stuff there.
A woman I knows constantly say "Yes, MmmmHumm yes yes" drives me batty. Then when she eats, she pleasantly moans as to assure you that she approves of the food.

[VampyreWolf]

2ful: I can see an easy way to help the moaning issue... make some food and take it to work for everyone (cookies, brownies...). That way when she moans you can let everyone know that you "made her moan in pleasure the other day". She should quit that habit soon. You're welcome :thefinger

[Stefeno]

#13 drives me crazy! And I laughed at #6...but mostly because it took me a minute to figure out why that would be amusing haha. :D

[AV]

wish i could get Labella to stop putting "blowjobs" in the memo section every time he paypal's me.

[PIC]

I do 12 and 13 ALOT!!! hahaha!!! just maybe a few miles on the
turn signal.:cadi: but I can't seem to stop that damn sniffing!:wes::ronl:

[Raindog]

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.




#7 I have done ever since playing the video game "Wizard of Wor" in the 80's.

#10 I have done for years, just one of the many ways to inject a little anarchy at work.

[SoToo]

#7 I have done ever since playing the video game "Wizard of Wor" in the 80's.

Cool... knowing this makes reading your posts a lot more interesting! http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/3/6/0/3/robot01.gif

[shakie]

:devilzide I ain't touchin this one

[Shike]

The glass eye reminds me of this guy that worked with us. When we went to the local bar he would take out his glass eye and drop it in people's drink when they went to the can. Grossed them out and he would then proceed to guzzle their drink, on one occasion he was pretty plastered and swallowed his own fucking glass eye:manganr:

[SoToo]

The glass eye reminds me of this guy that worked with us. When we went to the local bar he would take out his glass eye and drop it in people's drink when they went to the can. Grossed them out and he would then proceed to guzzle their drink, on one occasion he was pretty plastered and swallowed his own fucking glass eye:manganr:

Damn... what a shitty visual.

[Displaced]

Women waiting for the total when purchasing something, and then and only then do they dig in their purse for the checkbook and pen.:devilroll:

example: the grocery store.

Can't you fill out everything, but the total?

[Ness]

wish i could get Labella to stop putting "blowjobs" in the memo section every time he paypal's me.

LOL I put VIAGRA/CIALIS on a buddy of mine one time and he got a call from PayPal. Which was weird, as he was visiting his folks in FL and they called him there, even if he never lived in FL and the address on file in PayPal was his place in MD...:ronl:

[Shike]

Damn... what a shitty visual.

:wes::Devilroar::wes:

[droid]

funny stuff there.
A woman I knows constantly say "Yes, MmmmHumm yes yes" drives me batty. Then when she eats, she pleasantly moans as to assure you that she approves of the food.

Is her name, Bonnie, by chance???????

Anyway...

One of things my cohorts and I used to do to really annoy someone was to put them on a gay mailing list. Sounds kinda harmless, right? Well, the thing to do was put their name on the list BUT put their neighbors address on it!!!!!! Oh! What fun!!!!!!! :devil1: Remember, too, that this was way before the internet went public!!!!

[Bobert]

:link: (http://s624.photobucket.com/albums/tt330/Black-is-Back/?action=view&current=customerservice.flv)

[SoToo]

Women waiting for the total when purchasing something, and then and only then do they dig in their purse for the checkbook and pen.:devilroll:

example: the grocery store.

Can't you fill out everything, but the total?

Whoops... we are looking for ways to annoy people and I can't seem to locate the people that annoy you thread. So... unless you plan on carrying a purse and doing this shit... we can't help you. If you do plan on doing that... get some pics. :cadi:

[Displaced]

Whoops... we are looking for ways to annoy people and I can't seem to locate the people that annoy you thread. So... unless you plan on carrying a purse and doing this shit... we can't help you. If you do plan on doing that... get some pics. :cadi:

lol

True enough.

:ssmile:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

funny stuff there.
A woman I knows constantly say "Yes, MmmmHumm yes yes" drives me batty. Then when she eats, she pleasantly moans as to assure you that she approves of the food.

Is her name, Bonnie, by chance???????
:bobert:

:devilzide I ain't touchin this one
would like to hear what shakie has got to say?!:popcorn:


I personally cannot stand when someone scrapes there silverware against a plate or when they bite their food there teeth scrape against the silverware........I Hate That!!:ronl: