BussS#!t Detector

[Jorge Banner]

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here’s a way to change all of that… Bullshit Bingo!

1) Using the following card:


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2) Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3) When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

[Clydetz]

We've used those cards at most of our seminars... everyone is even supplied with a yellow Hi-Liter. :ssmile:

[Chris Daigle]

I'd be fired the first fucking meeting. :pumpkin:

Chris

[Jorge Banner]

Amazing! Five thousand miles apart and the BS smells the same.

Must be a common digestive system or something.

Or maybe it's just that a&&h0!es function the same the world over.

[tmik]

it needs a couple more:
Call out and bubble up

I hear those two so much I could puke. Call this out fucker..

[SoToo]

Listen up people... this isn't brain surgery... we just can't stop and rest on our laurels! We most definitely need a new game plan that will allow us to think outside the box! We're on the fast track here people, and the bottom line is, that with the proper solution, we could have a win-win situation right here right now! I don't want to see anything but blue sky thinking from here on out! Let's revisit the fact that there IS NO I in team, and by using that mindset to our advantage along with our distinctly proactive knowledge base, we can gain the leverage to empower a 24/7, result-driven, super synergy towards our current client focus! Clearly, at the end of the day, we need to continue to make sure we touch base...... BULLSHIT!

OK now... everybody to the Rep Whore Thread (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46554)! We need to see if we can bubble-up those greenies! :support: