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IBJEDI
09-05-2005, 11:21 PM
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



Man who stand on toilet high on pot.



It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!



Man who jizz in cash register come into money.



Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.



Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.



Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.



Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.



Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.



Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.



Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.



Learn to masturbate--come in handy.



Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.



Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.



Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.



Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.



He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.



Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.



Better to be pissed off than pissed on.



He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.



Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.



Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.



Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.



Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.



Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.



Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.



Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.



He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Mr.LaBella
09-06-2005, 05:46 AM
I should merge this thread!

awesome to have them all in one place!

IBJEDI, rules!

IBJEDI
09-06-2005, 03:00 PM
Chinese Translantions

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Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man. Dum Gai

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. Yu So Dum

I got this for free. Ai No Pei

I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight. Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. Yu stin ki pu

IBJEDI
09-06-2005, 05:45 PM
Found a few more......

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Mr.LaBella
05-28-2007, 07:20 PM
Trixie, can you confirm/deny any of this?:ropeman: :devilzide

dfarmerknives
05-28-2007, 08:17 PM
Man who screw woman on hill is off the level

Woman who have red hair have it, by crackie

Woman who fly airplane upside down, always crack up.