View Full Version : A godamn fucking mess.
LONE WOLF
09-01-2005, 03:42 AM
I was cleaning out my backpack, throwing shit left and right. Well, I went to pick up the shit from the pack and realized something. My room has not been cleaned well since I was 13 years old. There are all manner of childrens shit all over, my closet is full of clothes that dont fit, there are q-tips all over with earwax on them, at least 20 empty soda cans and a few empty bottles, old stale food, paper pieces numbering in the hundreds, videos/DVDs strewn about, anciant knife catologues and magazines, all sorts of militant drawings and diagrams, screws and nails, razor blades, and much much more. I have decided to get some trashbags and clean up the garbage and then move all the old shit out of my room and then clean up my computer table.
borinquen
09-01-2005, 03:50 AM
i just gave my dogs a bath,they needed it:-D
LONE WOLF
09-01-2005, 04:03 AM
I gotta give wolfy a bath, but my room needs to come first. I am thinking of doing a full redo of it, reenforcing doors and adding locks to both closet and entrance door, actualy using the bookshelves for my books (David Morrel, knife books, true crime books, etc) Cleaning off all the shit on the othe shelves and displaying (well, laying down) some of my knives there. My closet will feature my knife belt with one of my large FB's on it. I will also have my BOB and my bow (gotta get a quiver and some arrows). On my desk will be a spapler and 3 hole punch. Since my computer table doubles as nightstand (although I just sleep on a mattress) I will then order a cheap sheath from SMKW and mount it on the rear of the table, with the handle facing my bed. I already have a nice little oak box to store my EDC in at the end of the day. I will also organize my videos and DVDs for easy selection.
Mr.LaBella
09-01-2005, 04:53 AM
I will also have my BOB
wtf?
LONE WOLF
09-01-2005, 05:00 AM
Thats a Bug out Bag. A bag with firestarting stuff, water, and usualy about 3-4 days rations.
Tinysd
09-01-2005, 05:03 AM
:ron: , settle down. He did not mean your Bob. Homo
Matches
09-01-2005, 07:11 AM
For a minute I thought you were TheMightyGoat:poke: Don't start posting any gross pictures...there can only be one goat:-D
GigOne
09-01-2005, 07:38 AM
My room has not been cleaned well since I was 13 years old.
I've always found it interesting why people have an insatiable desire to post stuff that leads others to think of them as scroungy MF'ers.<o:p></o:p>
:rolling:
Matches
09-01-2005, 07:49 AM
I've always found it interesting why people have an insatiable desire to post stuff that leads others to think of them as scroungy MF'ers.<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p>
:rolling:
:-D :D: :-D
JackBlades
09-01-2005, 10:19 AM
Good one, Jeff! :-D
LONE WOLF
09-02-2005, 06:37 AM
4 trash bags full of garbage and counting.
LONE WOLF
09-02-2005, 07:13 AM
My room is like a godamn safari. I saw:
Hundreds of ants
A big ass centipede
A couple big ass spiders
Half a dozen silverfish
Pumpkin
09-02-2005, 12:40 PM
I keep hearing about these "silverfish". what the hell are they?
Matches
09-02-2005, 03:00 PM
Silverfish are a slender hairy insect that runs around eating paper,glue,and waste particles. They're like a cross between a caterpillar and an earwig. Got it?:punish:
Matches
09-02-2005, 03:04 PM
Here, I found one of the little buggers:
Pumpkin
09-02-2005, 03:26 PM
Do they bite?
Matches
09-02-2005, 04:01 PM
No, I don't think so. They are happy just munching on old newspapers and junk:idunno:
Fenlore
09-02-2005, 04:03 PM
usually they hid in cold damp places, like a drain or something like that,. best way to get rid of em is to pour bleach down the drain or where ever they are hiding, bleach tends to kill most insects very well, kinda liquifies em.
Nordic Viking
09-02-2005, 04:43 PM
Lone Wolf needs to practice writing his signature and then haul ass to the nearest recruiting station :doublefu:
LONE WOLF
09-08-2005, 12:52 AM
well, I got about half the room done. I was wrong when I said it had not been cleaned since I was 13. Looking over ancient junk shows that it was not cleaned since I was 11 years old. In addition to candy wrappers and old food, I also found tissues with congealed bodily fluids of some type ( I dont like to speculate on what). I also found this wierd brown goo on my table. I sniffed it and couldn't figure out what it was so I ate some of it to try to get an idea of what it was. I honestly do not know what it is to this day, although I cleaned it all up and now use that table to put my knives on. Still need to do a little more work on this side of my room and then do a lot on the other side and my closet.
borinquen
09-08-2005, 12:55 AM
I also found this wierd brown goo on my table. I sniffed it and couldn't figure out what it was so I ate some of it to try to get an idea of what it was. I honestly do not know what it is to this day,
that made me laugh,thanks :D:
LONE WOLF
09-08-2005, 12:57 AM
my curiosity and interest in chemistry got the best of me on that one. thing is, I picked so many fucking classes I probably will be busy doing homework so I won't be able to get the room completely clean for a while.
Mr.LaBella
09-08-2005, 05:55 AM
that made me laugh,thanks :D:
*strange cookies at my desk.....so I ate them!*
GigOne
09-08-2005, 10:58 AM
. . . . .so I won't be able to get the room completely clean for a while.
What's the rush ? It's not like it's been cleaned for several years, anyway. :sigh:
LONE WOLF
09-08-2005, 02:56 PM
What's the rush ? It's not like it's been cleaned for several years, anyway. :sigh:
Of recently, I have gotten sick and tired of the way I live my life. So I am basicaly starting by cleaning my room, then being less introverted at school, and then be less introverted after school. I got to the point where I realized the fact I dont acheive my personal goals is because I don't take the bull by the horns, so to speak.
Mr.LaBella
09-08-2005, 06:07 PM
don't take the bull by the horns, so to speak.
woot woot
http://www.acs.brockport.edu/%7Ecarm0111/breakfast.jpg
and clean the schmeg- dont eat it ya sick bastard!
LONE WOLF
09-08-2005, 08:52 PM
they made us watch that movie in sociology last year. And it wasnt smeg that I ate. I looked around and noticed it was a melted fishing worm.
LONE WOLF
09-10-2005, 01:28 AM
Almost done. Ahead of schedule, as I havent had much homework yet.
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