theory vs . reality the way the women want it to be.

[tubtar]

A young girl is sitting at the kitchen table while her Mother is preparing the evening meal......she looks puzzled for a moment and asks " Mom , what is the difference between theory and reality ?"

Her mom sets down the knife she is holding and says " Well , this should be easy enough .......go in the living room and ask your Father if he would go to bed with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
The youngster leaves for a moment and returns looking very confused.... He said " Oh , I suppose I would for a million dollars . " Doesn't that seem odd ?
" Men are so predictable ." her Mother said......now run upstairs and ask your brother what he would do in the same situation.
The young Miss leaves for a short time and when she returns , she reports .....He said " Wow , a million dollars would be cool.....sure why not ."
I suspected as much , the Mother told the girl.....You see dear , in theory we could be millionaires ....yet in reality we are living with a couple of cocksuckers.

[BenDibble]

good joke, but it is funnier when told as if the son is talking to the father and the son asks his mom and sister those questions. :devil:

[007]

Hehe, also more realistic. :kingkaxt:

[WT351]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.""Wow," said the women,"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

[Spufnik]

:clap: how unbeleivably true to the umpteenth degree. All women need to be donkey puched :devil:

[Ken Brock]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.""Wow," said the women,"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."


quoted for TRUTH

[Tank Buster]

haha that was pretty good.