I'M GOING TO KILL THE S.O.B.!!!

[Komodo]

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I FIND OUT FOR SURE WHO'S DOING THIS TO ME, I'M GOING TO FUCKIN' KILL THEM! I DON'T CARE IF I GO TO JAIL, THEY'RE GOING TO BE DEAD!





















No, I'm NOT talking about a person (at least I HOPE not!), I'm talking about some animal that is shitting on my front lawn EVERY FUCKIN' NIGHT! I don't know for sure what kind of animal it is, but it's BIG! And their shit STINKS!!! Not only that, it KILLS the grass all around the turds. I've got a dozen or so "dead" patches on my lawn, with more every day.
I haven't seen the animal, but I'm guessing it's a racoon, or opossum, or maybe a BIG ASS cat, but whatever it is, if I catch it in tha act, it's DEAD!!!

[Tinysd]

For months, I saw dog shit on my front lawn as I left for work. It pissed me off. I took a weeks vacation and saw a man walking his dog around sundown. Sure enough, the dog took a shit in the same place. My large ugly self walked out the front door and yelled, "Get that fucking dog off my lawn!" Needless to say, no more shit on my lawn. He now walks his dog on the other side of the street.

[Clydetz]

Yeah... it's probably your neighbor's dog! The guy across the street used to let his dog loose every morning at about 3am and it would walk across the street & crap on my other neighbor's lawn. My neighbor collected the dog crap up on a shovel then threw it across the street onto the other neighbor's 2 car's, driveway and front porch. Finally straightened the condition out! :D:

ps... I pick Clyde's crap up on our walks so don't ask me what's in the bag on my belt! :-D

[Komodo]

I don't think it's a dog, people around here are pretty good with their mutts. Besides, these turds STINK!!! If it came from a dog, that dog is really sick, lol!

I'm thinking it's a cat, a BIG ASS, STINKY cat! As much as people around here care for their dogs, they let their cats out at night, something that I'll never understand. Maybe they'll understand why they shouldn't let "Fluffy" out at night when he comes home with a crossbow bolt thru his ass!!!!

[Stabber]

Don't forget the pics Komodo;-)

[Clydetz]

... I'm thinking it's a cat, a BIG ASS, STINKY cat!... Cats usually bury their poop. If it's not a big 'ol dog, then my next guess would be it's one of your neighbors! :cheers:

[Rozz]

Maybe it's a Lion or Tiger, or BEAR!!!!! OH MY!!!!!!!

[Komodo]

Maybe it's a Lion or Tiger, or BEAR!!!!! OH MY!!!!!!!

LOL!
Maybe a flying monkey????:idunno:

[LONE WOLF]

One time I was walking my dog up landis avenue and he took a shit in front of the rone luise funeral home. well when I was on my way back I saw some guy step in the shit. He was cussing and swearing.

[zr24x4er]

Don't forget the pics Komodo;-)

But I have such a good pic in my mind of Komodo going out and inspecting the turds in his yard. LOL

[Peter Lezard]

I'd put my money on it being a coyote....They will eat dang near anything, and they leave some NASTY crap behind.:mad:

[Clydetz]

If it's none of the above, I'll bet it's a gorilla! Yeah... that's what I bet left you the presents... a gorilla!

[Sagecreek]

I'd bet it's something domestic. If it was coyote shit or any other wild animal it would almost always have hair in it and usually not stink too bad. I would think either a dog or a feral cat, either way shoot the bastard and don't tell anyone

What's the diameter of the land mine?

Always practice the three s's, shoot, shovel and shut up!

Scott

[BenDibble]

I am sorry Komodo, Really i am. I didn't realize it was your lawn. But next time i will be sure to wipe it on the car so it doesn't kill the grass. Only if that will make you feel better. :) I wish you would leave some toilet paper out though, maybe charmin triple ply? that would be swell....

[Komodo]

I am sorry Komodo, Really i am. I didn't realize it was your lawn. But next time i will be sure to wipe it on the car so it doesn't kill the grass. Only if that will make you feel better. :) I wish you would leave some toilet paper out though, maybe charmin triple ply? that would be swell....

SO YOU'RE THE S.O.B.!!!!!:dammit:
Dude, get yourself to the doctor, QUICK! As bad as your shit stinks, you're fuckin' dying! :doublefu:

[MadDaddy]

I don't know where you live, but in all seriousness, it could be a bear. My in-laws have a bear that shits on the lawn, rips down the bird feeders and bathes in the pond.