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08-09-2005, 12:44 PM
Rules to Enter <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State><st1:place>Kentucky</st1:place></st1:State>
Applies to each person as they enter <st1:State><st1:place>Kentucky</st1:place></st1:State>. Learn & remember:
East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.
Tie your shoes
Turn your cap around, don't wear it backards
You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive
it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & feed lots and horse farms.
That's what they smell like to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-71 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south.
Pick one.
4. So every person in every pickup waves.
It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept.
5. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out
of your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
6. Yeah, we eat catfish.
You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.
7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of hunting season.
It's a religious holiday.
8. We open doors for women.
That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of
ham & turkey.
10. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables
and breads. We use two spices: salt, pepper.
11. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over
ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to
shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
12. The "Wildcats", "Cardinals" and High School Basketball is as important
here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
13. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
14. Colleges? Try <st1:City><st1:place>Lexington</st1:place></st1:City>, <st1:City><st1:place>Louisville</st1:place></st1:City>, <st1:City><st1:place>Richmond</st1:place></st1:City>, or abunch a' others.
They come outa there with an education plus a love for God and country, and
they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.
Always remember:
YOU ARE LOVED IN <st1:State><st1:place>KENTUCKY</st1:place></st1:State> !!!!!!!!!!
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Applies to each person as they enter <st1:State><st1:place>Kentucky</st1:place></st1:State>. Learn & remember:
East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.
Tie your shoes
Turn your cap around, don't wear it backards
You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive
it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & feed lots and horse farms.
That's what they smell like to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-71 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south.
Pick one.
4. So every person in every pickup waves.
It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept.
5. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out
of your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
6. Yeah, we eat catfish.
You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.
7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of hunting season.
It's a religious holiday.
8. We open doors for women.
That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of
ham & turkey.
10. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables
and breads. We use two spices: salt, pepper.
11. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over
ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to
shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
12. The "Wildcats", "Cardinals" and High School Basketball is as important
here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
13. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
14. Colleges? Try <st1:City><st1:place>Lexington</st1:place></st1:City>, <st1:City><st1:place>Louisville</st1:place></st1:City>, <st1:City><st1:place>Richmond</st1:place></st1:City>, or abunch a' others.
They come outa there with an education plus a love for God and country, and
they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.
Always remember:
YOU ARE LOVED IN <st1:State><st1:place>KENTUCKY</st1:place></st1:State> !!!!!!!!!!
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