Stabber
09-09-2008, 07:39 PM
For all those ?men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's ?an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, ?WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ?just to get a little sausage.
Men are ?like....
1. Men are like ?Laxatives . They irritate ?the crap out of you.
2 ?Men are ?like. ?Bananas . The older they ?get, the less firm they are.
3. ?Men are like ?Weather . Nothing can be ?done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but ?you're not quite sure why.
5. ?Men are like ?Chocolate ?Bars .. Sweet, smooth, ?& they usually head right for your hips.
6. ?Men are like ?Commercials . You can't ?believe a word they say.
7. ?Men are ?like ?Department Stores ... Their clothes ?are always 1/2 off!
8. ?Men are like . Government ?Bonds .... They take ?soooooooo long to mature.
9. ?Men are like ?.. ?Mascara . They usually run ?at the first sign of emotion.
10. ?Men are like ?Popcorn . They satisfy ?you, but only for a little while.
11. ?Men are ?like ?Snowstorms . You never know ?when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it ?will last.
12. ?Men are like ?Lava ?Lamps . Fun to look at, ?but not very bright.
13. ?Men are ?like ?Parking Spots All the good ones ?are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to ?all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any un derstanding ?good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know ?!!!!!!!!!!
Men are ?like....
1. Men are like ?Laxatives . They irritate ?the crap out of you.
2 ?Men are ?like. ?Bananas . The older they ?get, the less firm they are.
3. ?Men are like ?Weather . Nothing can be ?done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but ?you're not quite sure why.
5. ?Men are like ?Chocolate ?Bars .. Sweet, smooth, ?& they usually head right for your hips.
6. ?Men are like ?Commercials . You can't ?believe a word they say.
7. ?Men are ?like ?Department Stores ... Their clothes ?are always 1/2 off!
8. ?Men are like . Government ?Bonds .... They take ?soooooooo long to mature.
9. ?Men are like ?.. ?Mascara . They usually run ?at the first sign of emotion.
10. ?Men are like ?Popcorn . They satisfy ?you, but only for a little while.
11. ?Men are ?like ?Snowstorms . You never know ?when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it ?will last.
12. ?Men are like ?Lava ?Lamps . Fun to look at, ?but not very bright.
13. ?Men are ?like ?Parking Spots All the good ones ?are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to ?all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any un derstanding ?good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know ?!!!!!!!!!!