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inkster
08-22-2008, 02:59 PM
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, Are chatting about their relationships and decided to Amaze their men. That night all three will wear black Leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came
Over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos And a ask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my Life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his Office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over My eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't Say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's House for the night. When my husband came home I was Wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a Mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and Saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

Towelie
08-22-2008, 04:53 PM
i always liked this one. fookin Batman. that's classic!

Norcalflat
08-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Hahaha! That was great:cheesydevil:

stdlrf11
08-26-2008, 01:54 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g197/stdlrf11/marriage.jpg


stdlrf11

fludunlimited
08-26-2008, 02:22 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g197/stdlrf11/marriage.jpg


stdlrf11

I remember the first time I had to pick those up for my wife I was so embarrassed. I was like 23.

after 11 years nothing embarrasses me. you could send me in to get rubbers
vasoline and a cucumber and I would just smile at the cashier.

inkster
08-29-2008, 12:06 PM
I smoke tampons now! :bwah::bwah::bwah: