Here I go....

[Pumpkin]

Going for a job interview today, I better get it or else I'm going to throw myself in front of a speeding bus :help:

[BenDibble]

i don;t think you will have a problem getting a job at hooters. If you do, what the hell is wrong with our world today. :pumpkin:

[Trixie]

...that they keep hiring hobbits like you. :kingkaxt:

[BenDibble]

If only you knew where i worked. :poke:

[Trixie]

...I could send you a replacement fleshlight? :D

[BenDibble]

no thats ok, you can continue to use it. :razz:

[Trixie]

How cute. You're soo good to me. Luckily I can just borrow tools a I see fit. Why have one of your own fake ones when you can lend/lease the real thing? :smooch:

[BenDibble]

don't worry, ill lend you whatever tools you need. ;)

[Trixie]

Oh, I think I am pretty set, eh Kax? :devil:

[Spufnik]

My little fairy friend ,you are so seriously outwitted on this one you might want to start practicing on the bodies you work with and start to build up to real people that will fight back :doublefu: ps how is your fleshlight anus experiment cumming along? :devil:

[BenDibble]

it still kind of hurts. But with enough free lube supplied by the healtadvocate next door, i should be up and running in no time flat.

[Pumpkin]

I'm not talking about Hooters :hityou: I got a job at the Olive Garden :-D

[BenDibble]

sweet! that is a damn good place. Congratulations! jyst don't spit in my food if i ever go.

[swiftfoot]

I hope the interview goes well for you.

[Trixie]

Little bit of a delayed reaction there joker, she said she already got the job. Connecting the dots that would mean that the interview went well enough to warrant a hire. :hityou:

[swiftfoot]

i guess reading the posts would help sometimes.

[Trixie]

Good boy. :whip:

[swiftfoot]

okay

[Trixie]

Can and will do, I just hope you don't mind waiting in line. :devil:

[swiftfoot]

line

[Trixie]

I don't think you are in position to be making those kinds of ultimatums... I am not the one waiting in line. :kingkaxt:

[swiftfoot]

:cry:

[Trixie]

It's okay Joker, you can find solice in knowing you are not alone and there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe BenDibble will let you borrow his light, I mean fleshlight, while you both wait in line.

[007]

Does this mean no pics of P in a Hooters outfit? :cry:

[Pumpkin]

Does this mean no pics of P in a Hooters outfit? :cry:

Thank you for setting MY thread back on track! No, no hooter girl pics :D It's too soon to do another front page, so you'll just have to be patient :-D

[Pumpkin]

Although, I may have some extra devil girls pics? :D

[Mr.LaBella]

real italians do NOT go to olive garden...fyi


but congrats on the furthered hoodwinking of a country!

loses all self respect and wishes kax would show HIS tits*

[007]

Although, I may have some extra devil girls pics? :D


You have my email addy!!! :gogdog:

[swiftfoot]

Maybe BenDibble will let you borrow his light, I mean fleshlight, while you both wait in line.

fuck a fleshlight. i will stick it in the real thing.