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08-19-2008, 04:29 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once
> in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a
> policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
> of your bag."
>
> "Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
> see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
>
> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
> money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
>
> "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
> next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days a lot of fans
> come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
> behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his
> pecker through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'"
>
> "Well, that seems only fair." laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by
> the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
> "Well, you know," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once
> in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a
> policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
> of your bag."
>
> "Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
> see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
>
> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
> money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
>
> "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
> next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days a lot of fans
> come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
> behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his
> pecker through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'"
>
> "Well, that seems only fair." laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by
> the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
> "Well, you know," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."