BEWARE

[Pumpkin]

Trixie is pissed off. She just snapped at me...like twice! :dammit:

[Clydetz]

Is it that time of month?

[Fenlore]

So should we actually be careful or should we proceed with being jerkasses?

[D_Cup]

So far, it seems like you're sticking to the jerk-ass method, guys. ;)

[Pumpkin]

Clydetz is a long time member who isn't being a jerk but is actually probably the nicest member here.

The other guy, is a jackass but he is also canadian so we'll let him slide as harmless.

YOU my friend can be a jackass like everyone else so step off your high horse.

:welcome:

[Trixie]

Fuck off the all of you. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/076.gif

[Pumpkin]

Hey bitch! Control your damn hormones female! :slap:

[Fenlore]

Fuck off the all of you. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/076.gif
common, I half type slightly jerkass things because I love, I love the people here like I love beer.

[Trixie]

I. Swear. To. God. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/071.gif

You're the one being a bitch, you bitch. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/097.gif

[Pumpkin]

Bitch I'd whoop your ass like a man! :hairpull:

[Fenlore]

Can't you just feel the love :idunno:

[Pumpkin]

I feel it! :trixie::love:

[Fenlore]

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[Trixie]

Try me. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/welcome.gif

[Pumpkin]

I don't "try" girls I know I would put out! It would be unfair.:welcome:

[Trixie]

Night Terrors Symptoms: Sudden awakening from sleep, persistent fear or terror that occurs at night, screaming, sweating, confusion, rapid heart rate, inability to explain what happened, usually no recall of "bad dreams" or nightmares, may have a vague sense of frightening images. Many people see spiders, snakes, animals or people in the room, are unable to fully awake, difficult to comfort, with no memory of the event on awakening the next day.

...Breathing rapidly they will sit up in bed with a wide eyed terror filled stare. This panic will often last anywhere from five to twenty minutes. I find the most amazing aspect of night terrors is that it generates a heart rate of 160 to 170 beats per minute. This is much faster than the normal heart rate that can be attained under most stressful circumstances.

And was just just how I started my morning. So lay off! http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/064.gif

[Pumpkin]

Um, hello??!! I bounced my head off of tile, peed myself, puked all over my floor and still have a bump to prove it! So YOU be nice!

[Fenlore]

Huh, well, I guess my pants getting a small rip in them last night is quite irrelevant.

[D_Cup]

YOU my friend can be a jackass like everyone else so step off your high horse.

:welcome:

Oh, ok, thanks for setting me straight.

[Xarathos]

Who cares, eat poison and die. :atyou:

[Fenlore]

Who cares, eat poison and die. :atyou:
what kinda poison and how much, it's all relative, or perhaps a type of poison that builds up in the system.

[Xarathos]

what kinda poison and how much, it's all relative, or perhaps a type of poison that builds up in the system.

What ever works slow, and painfully. :atyou:

[Fenlore]

... I think we all just need to chill and have several dozen beers.

[Spufnik]

Women can be testy at the drop of a hat about God knows what and don't you dare get in her way when she is on the rampage:poke:

[LONE WOLF]

Never tust anything that bleeds for five days and does not die.

[Spufnik]

LW, I hate to break it to you but the average is closer to 7. All this and more will become clear to you soon enough grasshopper... Just nod your head and smile :-D and all will be :thumbsup:

[Clydetz]

Clydetz is a long time member who isn't being a jerk but is actually probably the nicest member here.

Thanks for stickin' up for me, Pumpkin... now what's this "...probablythe nicest member"... I am the nicest member here, damn it!

[Spufnik]

No, I am!!! well ok for today you can be Clydetz:razz:

[Mike Stewart]

Nicest member-----

I vote for Clydetz (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/member.php?u=25) too.

You kids play nice now--Ya Hear?

Mike...................................:mike:

[Clydetz]

No, I am!!! well ok for today you can be Clydetz:razz:
Thanks Spuffer! You can be Mr. Nice Guy tomorrow at the NJKCA... remember that's a Scotch sour on the rocks... no cherry or orange slice! :-D


I vote for Clydetz too.
Thanks Mike! I'll remember that when I beat out Spufnik for one of your Bark River knives tomorrow! :bow:

[LONE WOLF]

Raffle tickets are 5 bux, right?

See yall there tommorow.

[Trixie]

no, actually, I am not PMSing. Just a sequence of unfortunate events. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/064.gif I just wanta go to bed.

[borinquen]

Who cares, eat poison and die. :atyou:

who is supposed to eat poison?

[D_Cup]

no, actually, I am not PMSing. Just a sequence of unfortunate events. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/064.gif I just wanta go to bed.

Could that be considered a "series of unfortunate events?"

Eh, ok, so that didn't really work out to be as funny as I had hoped... :idunno:

[Trixie]

anyone responsible for my night terror... that shit fucks you up.... I am so afraid to go to bed and have it happen again.

You know in the new Batman movie, how when they gas the people, they all trip out? That was the night terror. I woke up screaming, and for like 15 minutes my heart raced, my body trembled, I was so scared I was on the brink of throwing up, and I couldn't shake the scary images of a swarm of bugs above my head.

All I could do was just close my eyes and lay there until I stopped shaking and fell back asleep. You literally are scared stiff. I couldn't muster up any strength to get up or get out. Seriously, look it up, Night Terror is scary shit. The descriptions don't give the experience justice.

I don't want to go to bed. http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/smilies/087.gif

[borinquen]

i haven't seen the new batman movie so i have no idea what you're talking about:idunno:

[Fenlore]

Well this is why I love being apathetic, I simply don't care about much and plus if you learn to turn your emotions off it really doesn't matter what goes on in your dreams because it doesn't matter, good or bad.

[Xarathos]

who is supposed to eat poison?

My work is done here. ;-)

[Pumpkin]

If you have a problem then state it, don't play games like a little girl. :rolleyes:

[swiftfoot]

night terror:bugeyes:

[LONE WOLF]

night terror:bugeyes:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[MadDaddy]

My wife used to have Night Terrors once in a while...they do suck....she would spring up and just be screaming (still asleep) and scare the shit out of me, and it would take a good 5 minutes sometimes to wake her up out of it and back into reality, and then I would have to hold her and talk her "down" to calm her down and make her feel safe and secure enough to go back to sleep. She hardly ever gets them any more, and if she does they are not nearly as bad as they used to be.

[silenthunterstudios]

night terrors should be checked out, honey.

I'm a newbie, so have no room to joke around... yet. :poke:

[MadDaddy]

Trixie....you wouldn't happen to suffer from Migraine headaches too would you...my wife used to get those also, the two things seemed to correlate for her.

[Trixie]

No migraines, but I am typically high stress.

[aablades]

See a Doctor. Better living through modern chemistry (no matter what Tom Cruise says).

[bart-1]

Sounds like someone could use a good plowing!! :welcome: