Obey the flight attendent:

[SuperD]

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served the food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."


She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. And I take orders from noone."


To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch!!"

[Stabber]

:D: Good one SuperDhttp://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[MadDaddy]

> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
>
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
> just put your trays up, that would be super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
> so the main man can pity-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
> Princess and I take orders from no one."
>
> To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
> beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
> outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

[Jeff]

wow! that was really funny LOL!

[Fiddleback]

MD... Hilarious.

Jeff, your avatar is hurting my brain.:cry:

[42long]

hilarious, but was that a joke or did that really happen to you?

[Fenlore]

Well of course it happened to him, he was the obviously gay flight attendant.

[MadDaddy]

Well of course it happened to him, he was the obviously gay flight attendant.


Hey, I will come out of the closet when I am damn good and ready....:spin:

[Stabber]

He told her!:bwah:

[knahtuhnaym]

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch'

[dfarmerknives]

hahaha...Tray up. Bitch!!!!!

[Medium John]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the
marc_m_2002: the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch."

[mp5man1]

hahaha good one. Headed for mass email to friends

[Stabber]

:shockedevil:

[Mr.LaBella]

Talk about a fucking :repost: ! I just searched "can you beat my brute" and found 4 of this same joke/spam/email threads ALL over the forum!


Who is in charge here anyways?


And look at Stabber laughing at it 3 times:cheesydevil: :jdposts: :madaddy: :devilzeek :cheesydevil:

[WT351]

It's not called Repost Central for nuttin'!