God damn you LaBella!!!

[Kalooch135]

Ok, so I know Ron from BF.C and the NJKCA (our local NJ knife club). He directs me to this site. I'm going to slap him. Or poke him with a stick. :poke:

Anyway....My name is Ken. I'm from NJ. I'm a professional firefighter. I like knives, guns, beer, naked chicks, and busting Ron's balls.

Fuck you too, Ron!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/remster135/normal_NJKCA20011.jpg

[BenDibble]

glad you like my picture, and welcome to our new madness that we call home. i sleep here.

[Mr.LaBella]

welcome friend! :doublefu: :cheers:

[TheMightyGoat]

I missed the word "busting" reading that last sentance the first time through...

[cutty]

I never met you in person. But I know who you are. You and
Ron have a long lasting love affair right? Hope to meet you
in NY. cutty And WELCOME :help:

[bart-1]

Kalooch135, welcome!! Anyone that likes to bust Rons balls is a friend of mine!! :devil:

[007]

You Jerzee boys sure like talking about Ron's balls. :poke:

[Likwid_Cid]

Hi, Kalooch135. I'm new here too.

[Trixie]

ditto.

[Spufnik]

Welcome Ken to :ron: world.... And welcome to you Likwid_Cid and Trixie, please find your seats and make sure to buckle up....

[Pumpkin]

I find his nose very odd looking in that picture and I can't seem to get over it? :???:

[TheMightyGoat]

I find his nose very odd looking in that picture and I can't seem to get over it? :???:

I think the last time that picture was posted, I described his nose as having "butt cleavage".

[Pumpkin]

:D :D :D
Good description!

[Mr.LaBella]

avatar hotties!!!! YES!


and well, trixies tits might make a good avatar! NJ KCA # 006 checking back in! :ron:

[Likwid_Cid]

Yo. I keep eThuggin'. I just took me some energy pills and I'm going to run to the market to get me some Midol. I'll crush them up and snort them. I'll crush you up and snort you, bitch.

My skank ass lil neighbor lace my dreads with some beeswax or I'll smack the cunt. That stupashit thinks I am kidding. She'll get hers and I'll fucking on her windshield. She'll fucking cry and probably try to get me to clean the shit for her. I'll say "Fuck No". Then I'll take pics of her cleaning my shit from her car. hahahaha

She's going to smell my shit. She's going to touch my shit. She's going to put my shit in a lil bag. I need to stop. I'm getting hard thinking about her touching my waste.

I'll post pics of her cleaning the shit if I catch her cleaning it. Then again, I will only shit on her car if she doesn't do my hair, which she will most likely do. She'll do me willingly or it's another whoopin for her and another courtcase for me.

I remember this one time. She gave me blueballs and then was stupid enough to sleep at my house right afterwards. She was like "you can go jerk off. You do it all the time". "No shit", I thought, "but make yourself useful. You can't even cook or beat me in Playstation games. Now you are going to deprive me of one of the few things that make you useful to me". Needless to say, while she was sleeping I was jerking off like if my life depended on it. God knows her life did.

While beating my ween, I had a thought. First I thought "Oh shit. What's this.". Once I remembered that was what an idea was, I remembered the last time I had an idea and all the trouble. I also recalled all the fun. I then go get a few napkins and finish off. I wash up and do what I would normally do. I then go lie in bed next to this sleeping angel. The epitome of grace and beauty. Innocence. Of all the years I had known her, she was the prettiest then. As I began to think that i should marry her because she is the one, all I heard the sound of a record coming to a complete stop with some screeching. This fucking bitch is nothing close to what innocence is. She made me kill some kittens by touching myself. Proper action needed to be taken.

I quickly grab the napkin I had nutted on and slapped it on her face. I then, in an academy award worthy performance, act like I am sleeping. Exaggerated cartoon/3 Stooges sleeping sound effects and all. I hear a "WTF" and some whimpering and whining that reminded me of a dog getting hit with a newspaper. Although, my performance was better than Jamie Foxx's in that Ray Charles flick, she wasn't buying it. I hear "MOTHERFUCKER". Shortly after, I am getting my ass beat. That fucking stupabitch was hitting me when, from all that she knows, I was sleeping. I mean WTF. who does that shit? Obviously this emotionally unstable chick does.

After all was said and done, she never gave me blueballs again. Then again, a lot of her sleeping at my house was cut down. She said something about me being an asshole or someshit. Whatever, bitch. You attacked me furiously while I was supposedly sleeping.

[Kalooch135]

Thanks for the welcome. I should aslo let you know that I am a mod over at Bladeforums.com. That means I can ban Ron anytime I want for 24 hours. :lol:

[BenDibble]

Thanks for the welcome. I should aslo let you know that I am a mod over at Bladeforums.com. That means I can ban Ron anytime I want for 24 hours. :lol:

who? you mean my hobbit lord?

[Mr.LaBella]

yeah and thanks for your support! :doublefu:

[Likwid_Cid]

STFU GFY ESAD TMAUTCCH GTFO WMA GTH WMFYM

KEEKS

[Mr.LaBella]

kristi tamaguchi roolz u

[Likwid_Cid]

Sometimes I wonder why I can shit a turd that is 3 feet long. Then I remember that Haitians don't have a 401k.

[Mr.LaBella]

or any benefits really... at all! damn democrats and stuff. :hityou: i blame jimmy carter :cool:

[Trixie]

Yes, damn the man and his goodness. :hityou:

[Guillermo]

or any benefits really... at all! damn democrats and stuff. :hityou: i blame jimmy carter :cool:

Carter was a problem, could not say nuclear. We want mo Billy Beer!!