*~Please Read- Calling out NON posters- Lurk NO more~*

[Ditch_Digger]

Thank you, I appreciate that. I have not yet decided I want a MM, they just don't float my boat "yet"


Whatever you do, don't try one on!
..the hacking, accuracy, fit/finish, lume, bracelet, inky dial w/indices and butter smooth crown will absolutely ruin you. :wes:

Admittedly it took me quite awhile because I really didn't care for the hands but once I saw one in the steel I was smitten.
You'll have to get used to the thickness if you haven't worn a chunky watch before, but that wasn't a problem for me.

[SoToo]

Woo Hoo! 102 posts in the 26 days I've been here.. Is that enough "contribution"? :jdwink2:

Hmmmm... not exactly. :confused:

You see... according to my calculations, you really should have contributed something in the neghborhood of 250 posts. :grinyes:

[SharpGirl]

Hmmm, do I hold the "lurking" record? I joined in October 2004 and here are my stats before this post: Total Posts: 12 (0.01 posts per day) :jdwink2:

The last 11 posts have been in less than a week! I better slow down or my stats will start looking like Ron's, LOL! :ronl:

:ladydevils:

[SSandshark1050]

Hmmmm... not exactly. :confused:

You see... according to my calculations, you really should have contributed something in the neghborhood of 250 posts. :grinyes:

WHAAAAA?!?!?!? That's like ten posts a day!.... I'm trying to stray away from the whole "post count padding" thing and I Can't guarantee quality over quantity. :thumbsup:

[Mr.LaBella]

I am not sure if I am "worthy" of posting here on JD, ya think? If I start posting more constructively, will I be eligible for a cool custom title like all the "IN' folks around here have? I think I might have to open myself a big can of worms, perhaps I'll make BigMark look like Father Teresa.


Hmmm, do I hold the "lurking" record? I joined in October 2004 and here are my stats before this post: Total Posts: 12 (0.01 posts per day) :jdwink2:

The last 11 posts have been in less than a week! I better slow down or my stats will start looking like Ron's, LOL! :ronl:

:ladydevils:


WHAAAAA?!?!?!? That's like ten posts a day!.... I'm trying to stray away from the whole "post count padding" thing and I Can't guarantee quality over quantity. :thumbsup:

No. Yes? No. Try harder. There, I said it.


Not really.:jdwink2:

[SSandshark1050]

If it makes you feel any better, Labella..... I'm in cali and i stay up till three or four dicking around here. Absorbing knowledge and posting foolishness but damn i have fun doing it!

[Ditch_Digger]

I'm tryin harder boss!


How ya like me now???

Been busy whippin up a little visual stimulation for the masses. :wes:

[Mr.LaBella]

If it makes you feel any better, Labella..... I'm in cali and i stay up till three or four dicking around here. Absorbing knowledge and posting foolishness but damn i have fun doing it!

Pisses me the fuck off!


No one ever types my damn name correctly! :signhere: :bwah:

Lazy FUCKS

Hit the shift key, it is LaBella

LaBella as in "the beautiful" in Italian :italia:

Now that being said, of course it helps. Why pay for a server if no one is going to use it?

:devilzide

Stay on target!

[SSandshark1050]

I'm half Italian so I spelled it half right.... :madaddy:

Ha HA "LaBella the beautiful"?

[SoToo]

Pisses me the fuck off!


No one ever types my damn name correctly! :signhere: :bwah:

Lazy FUCKS

Hit the shift key, it is LaBella

LaBella as in "the beautiful" in Italian :italia:

Now that being said, of course it helps. Why pay for a server if no one is going to use it?

:devilzide

Stay on target!

No one???? I spell it right.... when I do happen to type it. :yesman:

[Mr.LaBella]

Thanks for that, SoToo :trustme:

[Centerfinger]

I have been spelling it right since the whooping I got a while back. Sometimes I just say Ron to be safe.:jdwink2:

[themicrotech]

Ron are you really Beautiful? I personally prefer Ruggedly Handsome, but if you say so then BEAUTIFUL it is! Ron LaBella the BEAUTIFUL! :devilzeek
As for all of you NON posting Mother Fuckers, Post up or get the fuck out!
How was that Ron? :decisions

[Mr.LaBella]

Ron are you really Beautiful? I personally prefer Ruggedly Handsome, but if you say so then BEAUTIFUL it is! Ron LaBella the BEAUTIFUL! :devilzeek
As for all of you NON posting Mother Fuckers, Post up or get the fuck out!
How was that Ron? :decisions

That was : Kick Ass!:jdspam: :signhere:

[SSandshark1050]

told you it would stick LaBella! and that was without trying!

[Clydetz]

Is your sister Patti still singing, Ron? :bwah: (Please don't ban me.}

[type00rev]

Just posted up in the welcome area.....please update me accordingly. Thanks in advance.

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurk no more. If you can no longer see The Ultra Hott section, well you should have posted sooner. Link to why (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37564)


Make amends here, by posting and introductory thread.:realposter:


Remember to ALWAYS read stickies!:ropeman:

:ron:

[Richard S.]

KNIVES AND TITS..TITS AND KNIVES...DUDE,...I'M HOME!!!!..:ronl:

[Jules Winnfield]

KNIVES AND TITS..TITS AND KNIVES...DUDE,...I'M HOME!!!!..:ronl:

I am here just to read the articles myself :shockedevil:

[RNST]

Is your sister Patti still singing, Ron? :bwah: (Please don't ban me.}


I remember her - really big hair right? Hit those high notes and made dogs howl?






:mrcanada:

[Richard S.]

I am here just to read the articles myself :shockedevil:...That's just sick...

[Mr.LaBella]

Post now! Strike while the iron is hot :decisions

[atlasfields]

Took me almost three years, but I finally posted.

[mitch_mckee]

I rarely post but check out the knife forums every day. The only reason is that the quality and beauty of nearly all of those knives is stunning. I have a pretty dandy collection of production knives accumulated over the years but it pales in comparison. Therefore, except for a reply of "nice knife" or "great job" I don't know what else to post. I am a non artist just enjoying the art.

[Mr.LaBella]

I rarely post but check out the knife forums every day. The only reason is that the quality and beauty of nearly all of those knives is stunning. I have a pretty dandy collection of production knives accumulated over the years but it pales in comparison. Therefore, except for a reply of "nice knife" or "great job" I don't know what else to post. I am a non artist just enjoying the art.

Every knife has its place! ;)

[badkarma318]

Took me almost three years, but I finally posted.

Holy lurker, Batman! :cheesydevil:

Good to see you here.

[atlasfields]

Holy lurker, Batman! :cheesydevil:

Good to see you here.

Thanks, but I really need to work on my short term memory skills. Now where the fuck did I park my Dyna...

[Ronlad]

I see a lot of names with NO posts! GET MOTIVATED, people! :declare: :support:


*you are not Devils until you post/contribute*

[SoToo]

I'm sorry Lil' Nut Sac.... I'll try to post more. :cheesydevil:

[Ironwolf]

many here do not handle anger management well at all! :idea: :oooh: :huh: :huh:
I didn't have no prob:I went,
fucker wanted me to get in touch with my feminine,nurturing side so I dropped a brick in my purse,smacked him upside the melon with it
and then got him a pillow to finish his nap:cheesydevil:...

[Boogerball]

posting

[Kinnear Knife]

Man, this is the funniest forum I have ever been on... I'm trying to become a large member... :b

Spufnik, I gotta tell you, that's the funniest thing I've seen on the web. I have two dogs ( is there a joke there?) and they do seem to switch sexual alligiences from time to time with the big girl going at the smaller pitbull's head... always with company around. Guess she likes to strut her stuff.

Anyhow.. your Gif is too funny.

[spookyxyz]

I find myself bouncing around on here and not posting. Still feeling my way around but I will try harder.:ssmile:

[SoToo]

I find myself bouncing around on here and not posting. Still feeling my way around but I will try harder.:ssmile:

Click this link... http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=580786. Post something... anything. Don't question it... don't think about it... just do it. You'll feel your way around fairly quickly. Then keep coming back and posting in the same thread. I'll tell you what... just post this, "Hi... I'm new here, and I got my motherfucker set to receive."

You will have a group of friends in no time flat. Seriously. :yesman:

[spaknives]

I know how to post.HEHEHe

[Mr.LaBella]

Post or be written off :poke: :theboot: :tardball:

[ghosthellz]

Lots of peoples are signed up here in the home of the Devil and yet almost half of them aren't posting :decoder: It really isn't hard to do and we promise that it will only hurt a little :booger: This shit only works if you participate and this means YOU


:ald:

sweet i thought i was posting too much lol whew

[RandomUser]

I just "IF YOU SEEK N" Joined.. and now I will post some more.. Damn. Quit Yellin'

* do you like the hot whore's reference?

Random

[morimotom]

Post or be written off :poke: :theboot: :tardball:



i have one....


make that two posts. i will post again in 2011.

[Mr.LaBella]

i have one....


make that two posts. i will post again in 2011.

Awww, come on! :cheers: :madaddy: :jdspam: :devilinheaven:

[RWG]

POST POST POST POST AND MORE POST!!!!!:devil1::devil1::devil1::devil1:

[Uncle_Jarvis]

i have one....


make that two posts. i will post again in 2011.


Awww, come on! :cheers: :madaddy: :jdspam: :devilinheaven:




Don't mind him, hes just being a dick head..

[Boogerball]

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/1/0/1/3/feelsgoodman.jpg

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurk no more. If you can no longer see The Ultra Hott section, well you should have posted sooner. Link to why (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37564)


Make amends here, by posting and introductory thread.:realposter:

This guy means business :cheesydevil: :decisions :devilzeek

[morimotom]

Don't mind him, hes just being a dick head..

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q64/morimotom/KERSHAW_TINI_1.jpg


my


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q64/morimotom/vn53964.jpg


:demented:

[rbmcmjr]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q64/morimotom/KERSHAW_TINI_1.jpg


my


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q64/morimotom/vn53964.jpg


:demented:
Mark! Are you channeling Mick again?

[morimotom]

Mark! Are you channeling Mick again?


im not very original.

oh well....

[Mr.LaBella]

yAAAy

[type00rev]

yAAAy

Mr. LaBella, how do I get my Ultra Hot priviledges reinstated? I think I was on the list because of inactivity. Duty calls.....and I don't always have time to be on the forum. I'm back at a shore command now.....and will definitely be spending more time here, with the rest of the devils. Thanks in advance.

-Michael

[Mr.LaBella]

Mr. LaBella, how do I get my Ultra Hot priviledges reinstated? I think I was on the list because of inactivity. Duty calls.....and I don't always have time to be on the forum. I'm back at a shore command now.....and will definitely be spending more time here, with the rest of the devils. Thanks in advance.

-Michael

You are now all squared away! :jdspam:

[type00rev]

Total awesomeness!!! You sir, rock! Thanks much.


You are now all squared away! :jdspam:

[DollarB53]

ban him...

[Mr.LaBella]

ban him...

Sage advice, in hindsight


It did NOT work out for him, sad to report...but you can do better!:madaddy: :jdspam:

[woodstock]

Mr. LaBella-How do i get full access back? I have been away since I signed up and out of touch with my online communities. Thanks!

[badkarma318]

Mr. LaBella-How do i get full access back? I have been away since I signed up and out of touch with my online communities. Thanks!

Translation: "How do I get Ultrahott access back?" :cheesydevil:

[Mr.LaBella]

You're in woodstock :jdspam:

[SoToo]

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/3/6/0/3/woodstock.jpg

[woodstock]

Dad?

[SoToo]

Don't hate me son... :madaddy: :bwah:

[knifenut48]

Some one point to the dark corner and the box of tissues please.:madaddy:

[Mr.LaBella]

:poke: POST! It is more fun than lurking :jdspam:

[THE PUNISHER]

Lots of peoples are signed up here in the home of the Devil and yet almost half of them aren't posting :decoder: It really isn't hard to do and we promise that it will only hurt a little :booger: This shit only works if you participate and this means YOU


:ald:

You tell them spuffers. :punish:

[Blade_Grinder]

:poke: POST! It is more fun than lurking :jdspam:
too scared to post..... fraid nobody will like me! :gotroasted:

[Mr.LaBella]

too scared to post..... fraid nobody will like me! :gotroasted:

Well, if you are Tony, we fucking L:heart:VE you

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurk no more. If you can no longer see The Ultra Hott section, well you should have posted sooner. Link to why (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37564)


Make amends here, by posting and introductory thread.:realposter:

:woot:

[Mr. Andersson]

79 pages (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&pp=30&order=asc&sort=posts&page=79) of NON-posters....

I say buh on you......

[bs011961]

I received the message that I do not have permission to access Ultra Hott. Can I get Ultra hott access ? :jumping:

[Mr. Andersson]

I received the message that I do not have permission to access Ultra Hott. Can I get Ultra hott access ? :jumping:

NO Poon for you.......:cheesydevil:

[Mr.LaBella]

I received the message that I do not have permission to access Ultra Hott. Can I get Ultra hott access ? :jumping:

Weird glitch! Check it out now, please

[Ronlad]

I just mass emailed ALL non-posters. If you see them online, shoot them a PM asking them to join us. http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41


I explained in the email that it only stings for a minute or two :madaddy: :decisions :jdspam: :cheesydevil:

[Mr.LaBella]

Ronlad really knows how to shake it up! :devilzeek :madaddy: :jdspam:

I fuckin love that guy :bow:

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurk no more. If you can no longer see The Ultra Hott section, well you should have posted sooner. Link to why (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37564)


Make amends here, by posting and introductory thread.:realposter:

If anyone needs help in this area PM me. :madaddy: :cheesydevil: :decisions

[bs011961]

Weird glitch! Check it out now, please

its works now. :devilinheaven: Thanks.

Hey.... how did you know I have a weird glitch ? have you been peeking ? :devilzeek

[steelfix]

its works now. :devilinheaven: Thanks.

Hey.... how did you know I have a weird glitch ? have you been peeking ? :devilzeek

Probably because you just told him you couldn't access 'ultra hot' and Mr. Labella thought to himself "mmm now that's a weird glitch":decisions

[Mr.LaBella]

'zactly steelfix!


You m0f0's posting in the for sale/ for trade areas without posting an introduction are next on our list. Make it right, and we will not remove your access to the voodoo economics area[s]

[Mr.LaBella]

I edited the account activation link email to remind you all to introduce yourselves. Swiftly moving from *suggested* to mandatory though :decisions

[50calmike]

Any way to block those who have not yet posted an intro from our Devilishly delightful areas?

[Mr.LaBella]

Any way to block those who have not yet posted an intro from our Devilishly delightful areas?

I prefer to give them a shot, usually 3-4 weeks the restrict Ultra Hott. :madaddy: :boomheadshot:

[Mr.LaBella]

Fer fucks sake, you ingrates! Introduce yourselves :D


:cheers:


Welcome to The JerzeeDevil Forums :ross:

[SoToo]

Fer fucks sake, you ingrates! Introduce yourselves :D

Well shit... I guess you're gonna have to make a Devilz Giveaway section,
then lock it up until a certain post count is reached....

I am officially casting my vote... that the post count needs to be at least 5000. :ropeman:

[kayakjax]

Oh, fuck me, I haven't even been here a day, and already you're wanting 5,000 posts? :devilzeek

[Mr.LaBella]

Oh, fuck me, I haven't even been here a day, and already you're wanting 5,000 posts? :devilzeek

Envision a "finish line" and set your own personal goals! :madaddy: :devil1:

[SoToo]

Oh, fuck me, I haven't even been here a day, and already you're wanting 5,000 posts? :devilzeek

Not enough, huh? :Thinking:


How's about 5200? :madaddy:

[stdlrf11]

Don't worry, SoToo, you'll be there by lunch.

[SoToo]

You don't have too much further to go....

I figured I'd slow down during the holidays, and let you catch up. :ssmile:

[KDOG]

Okay......Allrighty, then!! So, I wanta post a picture......and Roadfish says ta click the icon thingy with the mountain on it...it wants a url address........POOF!!! Presto Chango....now, what?

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=44465&c=2

Damn.......Was that all there was to it??? Anyhow, this is from when I went to Gil Hibben's place in October. I highly reccomend it for a newbie like me. Need some honest feedback??? Whaddya say devilz?

KDog

[KDOG]

OKayz....Why am I not getting anything but a square with an X in it?

[SoToo]

Okay......Allrighty, then!! So, I wanta post a picture......and Roadfish says ta click the icon thingy with the mountain on it...it wants a url address........POOF!!! Presto Chango....now, what?

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=44465&c=2

Damn.......Was that all there was to it??? Anyhow, this is from when I went to Gil Hibben's place in October. I highly reccomend it for a newbie like me. Need some honest feedback??? Whaddya say devilz?

KDog

Very nice... very nice indeed. It must've been snowing quite heavily, but all in all, it looks like it might've been a fun trip. :ssmile:

[SoToo]

OKayz....Why am I not getting anything but a square with an X in it?

Oh no... you must have Stabberized it. I looks like you posted the address for the gallery page, instead of the address of the image itself.

This is your image address:

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/0/3/atkison_kentucky_scagel.jpg

[KDOG]

Okay...I'm tryin to post a picture here.......but it will not allow it if I put it in the gallery and then try to insert image with that photo's url. It just gives me an icon of a red square with a red X in it. What's up with that?

KD

[SoToo]

You didn't post the pic's url, you posted the gallery page url. Post it again with the url in my post above, it will show up.

[Mr. Andersson]

2615 lurkers...........:devilzeek


NO bananas for you.....:ross:

[Mr.LaBella]

Look how many smilie codes no longer work!


:devo: onwards and upwards Devils!!!!

[Mr.LaBella]

NON posters, yes. This means you down there. Get with the introductions :poke: :whip:

[SoToo]

My name is SoToo... I am newd here.

Should I go to test the waters?

Will it make others uncomfortable?

I certainly hope so....

Why aren't my smilies working?

Why in the HELL AREN'T :tard:... whew... that's better.

[RWG]

POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:devil1:

Dick G.

[Mr.LaBella]

I knew some of you had the courage, some well,..some are yellow bellied cowards!

[SoToo]

Yeah... what in tarnation's goin' on here, you lilly livered sidewinders!?! :quickdraw:

[ratstuph]

I knew some of you had the courage, some well,..some are yellow bellied cowards!

How is it you are ever-so knowledgeable about the newbies' bellies? Very suspicious Mr. LaBelly, very suspicious indeed.
all da best,
rats...

[Mr.LaBella]

:stop: lurking and start enjoying The JD :lurkers:

[BJEG]

:thefinger but I am normally quiet :jdsmokin:

[321boom]

i don,t post alot but i try,my second stroke messed me up some,posts that sound good to me some people can,t understand,that bums me a little,but i keep on trying with my one finger typing

[Mr.LaBella]

i don,t post alot but i try,my second stroke messed me up some,posts that sound good to me some people can,t understand,that bums me a little,but i keep on trying with my one finger typing

We understand completely and you keep on keepin' on. It is awesome that you still come on by. NO pressure to you at all.

[tubtar]

i don,t post alot but i try,my second stroke messed me up some,posts that sound good to me some people can,t understand,that bums me a little,but i keep on trying with my one finger typing

The only pressure to perform that I am aware of comes from Spouses , Mistresses and occasionally , employers.
Don't worry about keeping us happy.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

[firepowerfox]

i don,t post alot but i try,my second stroke messed me up some,posts that sound good to me some people can,t understand,that bums me a little,but i keep on trying with my one finger typing

Hey there dear just do what you can.

[321boom]

thanks for all the kind words and understanding

[ratstuph]

i don,t post alot but i try,my second stroke messed me up some,posts that sound good to me some people can,t understand,that bums me a little,but i keep on trying with my one finger typing

Keep after it; while we try to be understanding, we can act like a bunch o' dicks at times. And remember, many of us use one-finger communication as our primary method.
all da best,
rats...

[SoToo]

I'll see your one-finger communication.... and raise you a finger. :thefinger

[ratstuph]

I see red chiclets in your future (probably past, present, and any alternate dimensions you visit too). []
I could be wrong about that..., it could be a red snapper... :fish:

[SoToo]

I see red chiclets in your future (probably past, present, and any alternate dimensions you visit too). []
I could be wrong about that..., it could be a red snapper... :fish:

I'ma get you back too... well, when I can rep again anyway. :shockedevil:

Besides... you hit like Clinton. :devil1:

[ratstuph]

I'm pretty sure he made up for any lack in quality, in quantity.

:boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :smurf: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :flasher: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :angry: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :smurf: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :flasher: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :angry: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies:
p.s. You hit like a squirrel.

[SoToo]

I'm pretty sure he made up for any lack in quality, in quantity.

That's not what he said... he said he hit it once or twice, didn't like it, and didn't inhale. :eekfinger:

Ohhhh, you were thinking about the other... well... he said he never hit that. :bwah:

[ratstuph]

"SoToo" & "squirrel" both start with an "s". Coincidence? I think not!

[SoToo]

"ratstuph" & "ratshit" both come from "rats". Coincidence? I think not!

You're not too good at this, are you? :thefinger

[RWG]

I can't see:devil1::devil1::devil1:

Dick G.

[ratstuph]

dood -- you are merely taking my brilliance, changing a couple of notes, then singing the same toon. Ergo, most excellent!
noIamtoo,
rats...

[SoToo]

Any changes to your tune, had to be better...

it sounded like you were blowing your notes through a rusty trombone. :thefinger

[Mr.LaBella]

All these pesky "guests". Are they here to steal OUR mojo? :devilzeek

[Mr.LaBella]

Lots of peoples are signed up here in the home of the Devil and yet almost half of them aren't posting :decoder: It really isn't hard to do and we promise that it will only hurt a little :booger: This shit only works if you participate and this means YOU

:lurkers:

Aye Sir! :dead: :balrog:

[S.Shepherd]

I'm sorry for my lack of posting, I will try and do better.

[tubtar]

I'm sorry for my lack of posting, I will try and do better.

After that gem , I'd say you're good for the year.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

[Bobert]

I'm sorry for my lack of posting, I will try and do better.





Don't worry about better.
First, just try to do more! :bwah:

[SoToo]

15 posts, and the last 2 are in the Pets thread?

Damn that's a hell of a boost... I'll check out the pics once the smoke clears. :devilzeek

[S.Shepherd]

15 posts, and the last 2 are in the Pets thread?

Damn that's a hell of a boost... I'll check out the pics once the smoke clears. :devilzeek

ROTFL...OUCH:bwah:

[SoToo]

sorry.
I'll post.
posts are by translator

There have been a few members here that use a translator. Don't worry... we'll try to keep up. :ssmile:

心配する必要はない。 訳者の必要性があるここに人々がある。 私達は理解を維持するために全力を尽くす。:ropeman:

[kayakjax]

The English/Kentucky Hillbilly translator on my computer is busted, so y'all may have a hard time understanding me....

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/red_neck_car.jpg

Soon as me n' Cletus get her adjusted a little, she'll be purrin' like a kitten!

[SoToo]

The English/Kentucky Hillbilly translator on my computer is busted, so y'all may have a hard time understanding me....

I don't have too much of a problem understanding you... it's those fookin' Irish, with their numpty and bampot shit, that I have problems with. :bwah:

[Glenn]

The English/Kentucky Hillbilly translator on my computer is busted, so y'all may have a hard time understanding me....

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/red_neck_car.jpg

Soon as me n' Cletus get her adjusted a little, she'll be purrin' like a kitten!

Jackie would you and Cletus please put some 22's that be blinging on that ride for me, I will be there about 6PM to pick her up ..:bwah::bwah:

[SoToo]

Jackie would you and Cletus please put some 22's that be blinging on that ride for me, I will be there about 6PM to pick her up ..:bwah::bwah:


22" hubcaps.... mounted to 15" rims. I'm imagining something along the lines of silver spray paint on fire barrel lids. :hoedown:

[kayakjax]

22" hubcaps.... mounted to 15" rims. I'm imagining something along the lines of silver spray paint on fire barrel lids. :hoedown:

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/big_wheels.jpg

"Spray Paint?"

You wound me, sir!

I use nothing but the finest from Mr. Reynolds and his fine company!




Here I was, all happy about FINALLYgetting Air Conditioning in my truck, and you go and insult me!

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/redneck_ac.jpg

Thank God, I still have my Sports Car!

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/shitbox.jpg

Screw you guys, I'm going to DQ!

[SoToo]

Screw you guys, I'm going to DQ!

DQ?!?

Fuckin' Dairy Queen?!? :devilzeek

Cool... pick me up a steak finger basket and a couple of fried burritos while you're there.... and don't forget the chili on the burritos. :eat:

[kayakjax]

DQ?!?

Fuckin' Dairy Queen?!? :devilzeek




Yeah, baby! The ol' TIRANTAZO CINFURATO looks BITCHIN' outside the DQ while I'm eating my Peanut Buster Parfait and watching the losers go by!

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurking= Bad

Posting (contributing)= Good

[ratstuph]

Last month I put in 33 fence posts...; I would like those credited to my post count.
all da best,
rats...

[SoToo]

Last month I put in 33 fence posts...; I would like those credited to my post count.
all da best,
rats...

I guess it all depends on where you put 'em.... no pics please.

[ratstuph]

a) OUCH
b) Sadly, when one searches the interweb thingie with for images, they are available.
c) see "a)" above

[SoToo]

a) OUCH
b) Sadly, when one searches the interweb thingie with for images, they are available.
c) see "a)" above

I'll bet the pic you are referring to was the one posted in Repost some time back. Needless to say, it was removed promptly. If it's the one I'm thinking of... "OUCH" best describes the simple viewing of the pic. I never want to know what that poor fucker felt! He's probably shitting splinters for the rest of his life. Not to mention the fact that he's been posted, and reposted, and reposted, and... :bwah:

[Doc Pringles]

Online Users: 100
19 members and 81 guests

I feel like I'm being watched. :ninja_hide:

[SoToo]

Online Users: 100
19 members and 81 guests

I feel like I'm being watched. :ninja_hide:

Even if they are watching you... I'm pretty sure it's not exactly you they're watching. :bwah:

[Ronlad]

Even if they are watching you... I'm pretty sure it's not exactly you they're watching. :bwah:

Ehhhhhhh could be! Could be!


/crunches carrot

[ratstuph]

Oh I'm watching him..., that and the other eye is on you too SoToo.

[SoToo]

Oh I'm watching him..., that and the other eye is on you too SoToo.

I'm typing naked here..... ya fuckin' pervert. :ropeman:

[Doc Pringles]

Oh I'm watching him..., that and the other eye is on you too SoToo.
So you like looking at men wearing ladies under garments late at night?
Any requests? :shockedevil: :madaddy:

[ratstuph]

Eewwwww
More Eewwwwwwwww

[siriusaudio]

Wow... And I'm only stepping in here now? What a fucking set of posts to land after. Somebody's naked and shitting splinters?

Y'all are fucked in the brain meat...

[Doc Pringles]

Screw you guys, I'm going to DQ!
What do you call a gay milkman?










A Dairy Queen. :bwah::bwah::deadevil:

[SoToo]

Should I BUMP the only thread in the Pit? :idunno:

[SoToo]

At 10:21am, an acronymic question was posed to me, "W... W... B... D..." Anyone seen this before? "W,W,B,D?" ... Anyone? ... Anyone know what this acronym means? ... Devilz? Anyone? Anyone? ... "What Would" ... Anyone? ... "Brock Do?" Which, of course, stems from Ken Brock's incessant need to... Anyone? ... buuuummp... Anyone? Something threads. "Necro" threads. "WWBD?" was a response to my previous question about... Anyone? Anyone? ... bumping the only thread in a... Anyone?, forum. Now then, could a thread lying dormant for just two weeks, really be considered a... Anyone? Anyone? ... necro thread? I really feel that more clarification would be needed on this subject.... LaBella?... LaBella?... LaBella?... LaBella?


http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/3/6/0/3/doodooeconomics.jpg

[Doc Pringles]

WWLD?http://i26.tinypic.com/sowsxg.jpg

[SoToo]

WWLD?


What Would Larry Do?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/B_mondo01.JPG

[tubtar]

Larry Mondello used to blow Eddie Haskell and Wally behind the Cleaver's garage.
He was a very confused boy.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

[SoToo]

Larry Mondello used to blow Eddie Haskell and Wally behind the Cleaver's garage.
He was a very confused boy.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

I knew he had some problems, that little bastard... but I wasn't exactly
sure why, as I seem to have missed the episode you are referring to. :bwah:

[tubtar]

I knew he had some problems, that little bastard... but I wasn't exactly
sure why, as I seem to have missed the episode you are referring to. :bwah:

It was the one with Ward walking in on June with Fred Rutherford in a compromising position......... Beav and Whitey were not featured.:bwah:

[Doc Pringles]

It was the one with Ward walking in on June with Fred Rutherford in a compromising position......... Beav and Whitey were not featured.:bwah:
Is this the lost episode with guest star Milton Berle as the milk man?:devilzeek:devilzeek

[tubtar]

Is this the lost episode with guest star Milton Berle as the milk man?:devilzeek:devilzeek

SEE ?
I'm not the only one who saw it.:bwah::bwah::bwah:

[tmbrcrafter]

It was the one with Ward walking in on June with Fred Rutherford in a compromising position.........

June takes it in the tailpipe, she's dirty

[SoToo]

June takes it in the tailpipe, she's dirty

Dirtier than you may realize... they didn't even have emissions testing back then. :devilzeek

[kayakjax]

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/beav.jpg

[SoToo]

well... at least ward wasn't hard on the beaver every night, huh? :madaddy:

[Ken Brock]

Wwbd?

[SoToo]

Wwbd?

Bump some lame ass thread that died five years ago. :bumpers:

[bigbossgrego]

wwbd?

[Mr.LaBella]

wwbd?

Get busted sneaking in over the wall? :bwah:

PM sent 007 :pissedevil:

[knifenut48]

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/beav.jpg


That some funny shit right there:bwah:

[Mr.LaBella]

:rip: Mrs. Cleaver


Now, as for you fucking lurker fucks.....


Contribute, give back to the community. Do not just sit back and ride on OUR dime, we do it for the people, for the love of the game.

Recognize BITCHES. Recognize.

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

:rip: Mrs. Cleaver


Now, as for you fucking lurker fucks.....


Contribute, give back to the community. Do not just sit back and ride on OUR dime, we do it for the people, for the love of the game.

Recognize BITCHES. Recognize.


That's Right Fuckin Lurker Fucks...What :ron: Said....AND, This Also Includes The Fuckin Lurkers Who Are Members and Who Are Invisible Too The Rest Of The Home Of JD!!!!!! :tubtar:

[SoToo]

Invisible.... :bwah:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TyvUfamxCxE/0.jpg

[desmodus]

fuck you, i won't do what you told me.

[tubtar]

fuck you, i won't do what you told me.

Quit it now !

[ratstuph]

AyenRCJ_4Ww&

[siriusaudio]

Worse yet are the foriegn asshats that contact me wanting to buy my knife when they have no posts, or no introduction when I CLEARLY stated in my for sale post that I will only sell internationally to long time, good standing members.

Wangknife and fr030297, that's you guys.

Fuck you if you can't read the rulesof this forum, or of my sale.

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

I am CALLING OUT Treedog!!:forkoff:

I see you have requested Lil Ole Me as A Friend! Thanks for the invite! But, for now..I will NOT except for a few reasons!!

Your Profile says YOU are here for the Babes?! I see you have requested Babes Only to be Your Friend which you have requested This Babe...Well, This Babe Is Being A Bitch At The Moment....

YOU choose to be invisible!

YOU choose to be in invisible and lurk through Ultra Hott!

YOU have only made two posts since You became a Member!

SO, The way I see it...YOU prove to ME that YOU can change these ways...and, MAYBE? Just MAYBE? I will think about adding YOU to MY Friends List!!


Until The YOUR Request Is DENIED!!

:ronl:



Did I make myself clear!!:tubtar:

Lurkers Is A :nono:

[stdlrf11]

Give 'em hell, GOV!

[Jager1945]

Ride Hard.....or Stay Home!


jaeger

[Tank Buster]

Ride Hard.....or Stay Home!


jaeger

You won't ride shit here until you post a fucking intro. :pissedevil:

[siriusaudio]

You won't ride shit here until you post a fucking intro. :pissedevil:


Some people are just tards...

[ratstuph]

Ride Hard.....or Stay Home!


jaeger

voted most likely to be rid hard...

[Mr.LaBella]

Ride Hard.....or Stay Home!


jaeger


You won't ride shit here until you post a fucking intro. :pissedevil:


Some people are just tards...


voted most likely to be rid hard...

Ronlad sent out a mass email today reminding NON posters of what they are missing and left a link to this here thread.


;)


Relax guys :devil1:

[tubtar]

Poster = good.
Poster child = not so much.

[Ronlad]

Don't make me "Field" you! :bwah:

[tmbrcrafter]

I like bewbs

[copfish]

I like bewbs

Me too!

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurking= BAD
Posting (contributing)= GOOD

[BIBOB]

Looking for older knifes found this site and joined the devils.

[Mike Stewart]

Looking for older knifes found this site and joined the devils.

Great.

Now Please go and post an introduction in the "Testing the Water's " Sub Forum as you were requested to do upon joining.

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?41-Testing-the-Waters-%28New-member-introductions%29


Mike

[Nuphoria]

I've been posting... and reading too. I did as I was told like a good girl.

Please don't expect this standard to be upheld though :jdwink2:

[Ronlad]

I've been posting... and reading too. I did as I was told like a good girl.

Please don't expect this standard to be upheld though :jdwink2:

I really like your style!

[Clydetz]

Friendly greetings to all the viewers! We know you are out there. :bwah:

There are currently 220 users online. 32 members and 188 guests.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/Clydetz/Canon%2012%202010/waving.jpg

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Friendly greetings to all the viewers! We know you are out there. :bwah:

There are currently 220 users online. 32 members and 188 guests.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/Clydetz/Canon%2012%202010/waving.jpg

OK, now what?

Nice ghost town collection, sir.

[Clydetz]

OK, now what?

Nice ghost town collection, sir.

Now, Big John aka Mod 12, you get to dance with the devil...

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/2/5/jerseydevil.jpg

...while listening to Stagger Lee! :thumbsup:


Y3kEr_RKU94

[gedbilly]

Sorry, been busy with the Bass-o-matic. Kid's having a birthday party and wants tropical fish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y

[SugarSkull]

Sorry, been busy with the Bass-o-matic. Kid's having a birthday party and wants tropical fish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y

Who the fuck are you? :demented:

[kayakjax]

Who the fuck are you? :demented:

Some non-intro makin' blender freak, I think.

[ratstuph]

Some non-intro makin' blender freak, I think.

Nope, the stupid fuck actually made an intro..., of sorts.
all da best (unless you're the stupid fuck),
rats...

[kayakjax]

Nope, the stupid fuck actually made an intro..., of sorts.
all da best (unless you're the stupid fuck),
rats...


Of sorts...
A line setting up (another) blender video, a link to the video and "Thank you for letting me join your club". A proper intro? Meh....


I Hate Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CILnk...eature=related

Thank you for letting me join your club.

[Glover]

Lurking is worse than people contributing useless information? Or just talking shit to other people? I am learning so much.

[Mr.LaBella]

Lurking is worse than people contributing useless information? Or just talking shit to other people? I am learning so much.

Talking shit is all part of the charm. Were you offended? What happened?

[ratstuph]

Lurking is worse than people contributing useless information? Or just talking shit to other people? I am learning so much.

Maybe dude is a shit-talker, and wants to find the appropriate place to contribute.
I'mahelper,
rats...

[Glover]

Ha, No Ron. Nothing specific. I've spent more time on JD than any other forum. Its been a valuable resource. I'm a quite accomplished Lurker. I just question promoting more useless posts. There is already so much to sift through to find what you're looking for. But this is the joy of the internet. And I have just done exactly that.

I'll try to lurk less out of respect for you hardcore boys.

[Mr.LaBella]

Ha, No Ron. Nothing specific. I've spent more time on JD than any other forum. Its been a valuable resource. I'm a quite accomplished Lurker. I just question promoting more useless posts. There is already so much to sift through to find what you're looking for. But this is the joy of the internet. And I have just done exactly that.

I'll try to lurk less out of respect for you hardcore boys.


Good man, 'cause lurking is bad!:bwah:

[GlockNRolla]

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/22169421/lurker_king.png

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Gary789/NoLurking.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3643/3387501171_92d9dbce04.jpg

[Ronlad]

Are lurking and loitering interchangeable crimes against humanity?

[ratstuph]

Are lurking and loitering interchangeable crimes against humanity?

You might wish to add "skulking" for the hattrick.

yougogirl,
rats...

[kayakjax]

Are lurking and loitering interchangeable crimes against humanity?

Lurking:
http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/lurking-in-the-shadows.jpg



Loitering:
http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/elderly-old-men-aging-park-bench-hat.jpg



Scientific reason lurking on Jerzee Devil is bad:
http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/files/7/4/8/7/tumblr_lae7emz2ls1qdah25.png

[321sold.biz]

Damn the pink panther didn't stand a chance did it?

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

WTF...They say there are 94 viewers in the Freedom Of Speech Thread right now.... :devilzeek

But, Guess What....91 of them are LURKERS!!:ross::lurker3:

STOP LURKING...and, SIGN into the JERZEE DEVIL FORUM....:demented:

:bringit:


:lallander:

WE AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL...........:firedevil

[Clydetz]

You must have scared 'em, blondie... only 55 viewers now! :bwah:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

You must have scared 'em, blondie... only 55 viewers now! :bwah:

:bwah::bwah:

yeah, hopefully they are in the sign in process right about now....:madaddy:
unless I really did scare them and they went into hideout....:bwah:

:demented:

[321sold.biz]

WTF...They say there are 94 viewers in the Freedom Of Speech Thread right now.... :devilzeek

But, Guess What....91 of them are LURKERS!!:ross::lurker3:

STOP LURKING...and, SIGN into the JERZEE DEVIL FORUM....:demented:

:bringit:


:lallander:

WE AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL...........:firedevil


:bwah::bwah:

yeah, hopefully they are in the sign in process right about now....:madaddy:
unless I really did scare them and they went into hideout....:bwah:

:demented:

:jdsmokin::jdsmokin::madaddy::madaddy:

[Pasta]

OK ok, I'll post. In my defense though I wasn't technically lurking. I just signed up and bailed. So get off my ass already. :devil1:

[Mr.LaBella]

:lurker3:

[46 & 2]

Posting I would like to believe is a cool thing.
Once I get all the arrows out of my ass
I will let you know :manganr::manganr:

[Leatherneck]

What about us that aren't HOMOS? :manganr:

[Ronlad]

What about us that aren't HOMOS? :manganr:


"Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."

:bwah:

[phillipshead]

Posting I would like to believe is a cool thing.
Once I get all the arrows out of my ass
I will let you know :manganr::manganr:

Now that's funny,,

[Mpsecare]

SIGN UP :thumbsup:
GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION :manganr:

[scobby]

Hello all,
My name is Scobby.I just retired from a dangerous job about a year ago.Im a fisherman, dog loving,woman loving, gun loving,knife loving, camp out loving,and freadom loving,divorced man from north west Texas.
Thanks for the welcome.

[waterdogs]

Hello all,
My name is Scobby.I just retired from a dangerous job about a year ago.Im a fisherman, dog loving,woman loving, gun loving,knife loving, camp out loving,and freadom loving,divorced man from north west Texas.
Thanks for the welcome.

Welcome aboard ! Sounds like you`ll be in excellent company here.

[the dude]

i've been lurking for the past month cuz im too fucktarded to figger out how to login on a ipad
just sayin, it sucks & i dont know why so many people do it
glad to be back
FUCK LURKING

[Mr.LaBella]

Amen to that, BROther!

[AJD1]

OK ok, I'll post. In my defense though I wasn't technically lurking. I just signed up and bailed. So get off my ass already. :devil1:


Lurking = OK

Signing up = GOOD

Bailing = BAD

[Hamon Rye]

Lurking = OK

Signing up = GOOD

Bailing = BAD

lurkd.signed.postan.

need ost count up 4 teh prawnz...

[the dude]

lurkd.signed.postan.

need ost count up 4 teh prawnz...

uh...
googley boogaly goo
narf narf narf

[Mr.LaBella]

Non posters, this thread's for you!!!!!! :jdwink2:

[knife_SICKness]

My question exactly.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8191/8140136356_0111af8497_b.jpg

How are there more than twice as many lurkers than members online now?

Edit: maybe it's Sandy related

[Random]

At least in my case I have greatly reduced the amount of time I spend online. It's a little too easy to get caught up in posts and whatnot. :bali:

[Mr.LaBella]

The Imperial we notice your absence. :jdwink2:

[shakie]

uh...
googley boogaly goo
narf narf narf

Owa
Tafoo
Liam