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2fulhundin
04-25-2008, 11:54 PM
A young successful stock broker decided he has had enough of the big city.
one day while reading the Times he sees an ad for a private mountain for sale in Colorado.
He contacts his realestate agent and purchases the property and has a cabin built for him.
After living alone for 3 months and not seeing another soul, no cell phones, no fax; just peace and quiet.
One day he hears a knock on the door, A large bearded man dressed in buckskins is standing at the door.
"hello neighbor, my name is Willy and I came to invite you to a party."
"well I could use the company" said the young man.
"walk staright over that there mountain, and we will wait till you get there for the party to start. There is going to be some drinkin, a little fightin, and a lot of sex." said Willy.
Well I could use a drink, and I can handle myself in a scruff, and it has been a long time since i been with a woman."
"Oh wait a minute," said the young man. "what should i wear?"




























"it don't matter," says willy."It's just gonna be you and me."