3000 and its MINE

[Mr.LaBella]

YES OH YES its MINE!!!!!


In case you guys were wondering....its teh 3000th post on this site and I got it...its about damn time.

[BenDibble]

damn, couldn't beat you out on this one too.

[Mr.LaBella]

bendable,

i can edit the figures and do some deletions as always?

:doublefu:

[BenDibble]

:ron: and no one ever believed me when i said I <3 Ron

[Likwid_Cid]

Congrats. Your ePenis is bigger.

[BenDibble]

big enough to reach out and touch someone.

[Likwid_Cid]

It sucks that the "someone" is usually a worn out pillow with lube all over it.

[Pumpkin]

Likwid fucking rules :gogdog:
Did you tell Trixie you were new here yet? :???: :D

[BenDibble]

It sucks that the "someone" is usually a worn out pillow with lube all over it.

i just hope you like it when you wake up with a dead horse head in your bed. :twisted:

[Likwid_Cid]

Likwid fucking rules :gogdog:
Did you tell Trixie you were new here yet? :???: :D

I think I told her.

[Likwid_Cid]

It sucks that the "someone" is usually a worn out pillow with lube all over it.

i just hope you like it when you wake up with a dead horse head in your bed. :twisted:

I always wanted a pony

[Trixie]

*shrug* it is like high school all over again. Entirely less effective when I am go back and walk into the conversation about me.

And more importantly, I don't think I have had the pleasure of introductions Cid, thus surely this talk of actual conversing is a lie.

[BenDibble]

don't worry, he won't hurt, i don't think he has any teeth.

[Likwid_Cid]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

SMD SMD SMD SMD SMD SMD SMD SMD

ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD

GFY GFY GFY GFY GFY GFY GFY GFY GFY

I'm am slacking hardcore. I forgot to greet Trixie and inform her that I am a newbie as well.

Hi Trixie. I'm new here too.

I'm like the useless guy at Wal-Mart that isn't worth shit but they feel for him and don't kick him out. They then make sit his useless ass near the door and have him greet people. As I have now prooved, I can even do that correctly.

I need to be disciplined. Trixie, sit on my face. That should teach me.

I have all 3 of my teefs in my mouf, BD.

[Mr.LaBella]

^^ Likwid_Cid is a noobie!

welcome him and sit upon his face trixie.

also, welcome I am new here as well! my name is _______.

and this is me. :ron: the real :kingkaxt:

[BenDibble]

i used to be new here, then i got into whorish behaviors and i get around, as trixie knows now. And she is ruthless isn't she? :devil:

[Trixie]

i used to be new here, then i got into whorish behaviors and i get around, as trixie knows now. And she is ruthless isn't she? :devil:


Heh, don't confuse ruthless with a higher aptitude. It is not my fault you continuiously get mowed over for lack of skill. I am not the one who made you say those things out loud (where everyone can read them.) Sounds like another personal problem Ben, right up there with your ED.

And Cid, so glad I finally got to meet you. And LaBella, nice to meet you as well. Surely I hope the both of you don't take after this Bendable Gumby fellow. I would be embarassed for you both. I am given you the benefit of the doubt and hope that I am not proven otherwise. Let the face sitting commence! :kingkaxt:

[BennytheBlade]

Bendable is a harmless little elf... Or so it has been written about him.

[BenDibble]

i am, she is just having fun because i said the b word in her direction. all in jest of course.

[Mr.LaBella]

um, yeah sitting on faces is good! :-D

[BenDibble]

~*~

[Trixie]

How quaint.

[Mr.LaBella]

ben= wtf?


who? stop scaring people..... please! :hityou:

[007]

Give that boy a slap. Too much Jagermeister!

[Trixie]

Just get Ben another fleshlight and he will go play by himself in the corner and won't bother anyone.

[Spufnik]

Just get Ben another fleshlight and he will go play by himself in the corner and won't bother anyone.

I like you Trixie, you got dribbler by the short hairs :gogdog: :gogdog: Only problem with that is I think he has a thing for domination and plus he is so far from the civilized world me thinks he is getting a "wee" bit "short" on the interaction with normal Jerzee folks

[Trixie]

Heh, thanks Spufnik.

As discussed earlier, Ben recognizes his "shortcomings" in life. But that is why we are encouraging him to practice long and hard with the fleshlight so he can work better with what he has got.

[Spufnik]

The only thing I know is he does stutter when talking to young manly bartenders :D

[BenDibble]

ack. should this thread be moved to the fillibuster forum? keep forgetting this is a ben bashing forum. :whip:

Oh i will get you, i will get you all. someday. but there are ways to buy my affection. I can think of to things that will do perfectly. :gogdog:

[BenDibble]

The only thing I know is he does stutter when talking to young manly bartenders :D

i was stuttering when that babe walked in, you know you hit a chubby too. :doublefu:

[Mr.LaBella]

it was a sausage party you liar!!

a NJ knife meeting! :slap:

[BenDibble]

he was talking about afterwards at the bar. :poke:

[Mr.LaBella]

even MORE of a sausage party!! you didnt know what to do! :poke:

[BenDibble]

:locked:?

[Mr.LaBella]

:locked:

[Mr.LaBella]

nah let the slagging continue!! :poke: :doublefu: :boozer: :bsmokin: :dance2: :cheers: :bobdance:

[Spufnik]

Get the fuck outta here :doublefu: You can't :locked: it yet!!!!! The stutterer needs more :whip: :poke: :whip: :poke: :hityou:

[BenDibble]

i will forge ahead through the whipping, kinda tingles after a while.

[Trixie]

Awww, that's so cute. It is an encore of Ben bashing. You just HAD to go and call me a bitch didn't you Ben? Guess this makes you my bitch now. :whip: :kingkaxt:

[Spufnik]

Awww, that's so cute. It is an encore of Ben bashing. You just HAD to go and call me a bitch didn't you Ben? Guess this makes you my bitch now. :whip: :kingkaxt:


:D :D :D :D

[BenDibble]

damnit, we will work something out. :poke:

[Mr.LaBella]

Awww, that's so cute. It is an encore of Ben bashing. You just HAD to go and call me a bitch didn't you Ben? Guess this makes you my bitch now. :whip: :kingkaxt:

HAHAHAHA, This is why I love Trixie, she will own your ass if you step out of line.

[cutty]

Kax you BITCH, now I have to shoot for 4000. :doublefu:

[Mr.LaBella]

oh its all mine! :devil:

[BenDibble]

what is it at now? how can we check? or is it a mod feature only?

nevermind
http://jerzeedevil.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=3507#3507

so i guess i was 3507?

[cutty]

Hey Kax, where is the blow me smile?

[BenDibble]

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/otn/funny/lew.gifhttp://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/geno/blowjob.gif

[Trixie]

....smile like a donut....

[cutty]

Thank You Ben. :D

Thats more of a suck dick smile though :devil:

[BenDibble]

does this work?
http://www.site4you.dk/joke/images/blow%20me.jpg
or this one

http://sportsforum.ws/images/newsmilies/blowme.gif

[Trixie]

It is just getting sad, Ben leaves himself wide open for abuse.

He had to get a bigger sign, bc no one was taking him up on his offer... :(

It is a cry for help. Maybe his fleshlight is out of batteries?

[Spufnik]

So much ownage ..... Can the lovar of dead peoples stand up to it or will he assasinate another thread in tribute? These and other questions when we return from boobie pics.... clears throat.... Hey!!! they aren't posted yet? damn..... :(

[cutty]

Ben, I think Trixie likes you. :muchogus:

[BenDibble]

oh trixie, your fuetile attempts at bashery just fall to dust at my feet. I tread over them without a hint of acknowledgement.

[Spufnik]

oh trixie, your fuetile attempts at bashery just fall to dust at my feet. I tread over them without a hint of acknowledgement.sniffle, sniffle :cry:

:D :D :D :D couldn't help myself....

[cutty]

Hay trixie, I think Ben likes you. :muchogus: :rolling:

[Mr.LaBella]

Hay trixie, I think Ben likes you. :muchogus: :rolling:

Lmao, I too can feel the love.

[Trixie]

Kax lover, you wanna some of this too? :whip: Don't get me started on you... :devil:

[Pumpkin]

Make her start on you, I'd like to watch :D

Reminds me, last night my friend was telling me how she walked up on a car and when she looked inside, a chick was blowing some dude :D Of course, she was drunk so she embarassed the shit out of the couple :D I love that girl...

[Mr.LaBella]

Lol, thats awesome.

[Trixie]

Play nice or you will get the whips and chains too. :gogdog: :whip:

[Pumpkin]

She was telling me all this on the phone and then told me that she went into the gas station and announced it to everyone there too :D

[ActiveMatx]

so, I got the 3560th post!!!!

PWEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[007]

Hahaha, now that's funny!!! :gogdog:

[Mr.LaBella]

4000 is almost here fuckers...

*Waits with finger on clicker*

[stdlrf11]

Well, did you hit any other milestones?

[Mr.LaBella]

Well, did you hit any other milestones?

Click this:

:linkbutton: (http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30)

[Peter Lezard]

All this dirty talk, and not one damn pic... :ssad: