Tribal

[007]

http://www.serenastevenson.co.nz/documentary/ta_moko/images/large/moko6.jpg

Too fucking funny! The tattoo artist has this dude by the schnozzoli so he can't get away. :D :D

[Mr.LaBella]

rule #1.

stretch the skin. :slap: :firedevi:

[007]

Well, he's stretching that snorkel for sure! :D

[WT351]

rule #1.

stretch the skin. :slap: :firedevi:


Oh, like you would know.....oh wait, it's you :ron: .....yeah, I guess you would.... :poke:

[Mr.LaBella]

tribal is for PUSSIES


tattoos are for freaks, and losers.

[007]

Now we know why he has to wear the helmet.

[BenDibble]

Rule #2

Grope chest while patient is immobilized, preferable for female subjects, but it is on a first come first grope system.

[Guillermo]

I almost made an employee cry over his "tribal tatoo" years ago. He showed it to me and I asked how much a girl tatoo was. He said it was a guys. I replied that a man would have a much larger tatoo and what fucking tribe did he belong to. I meet new people all the time and at least 95% are stupid. Guess 95% think I am.

[BenDibble]

did that guy have it at the low of his back?

[Guillermo]

did that guy have it at the low of his back?

Lower leg.

[Mr.LaBella]

I almost made an employee cry over his "tribal tatoo" years ago. He showed it to me and I asked how much a girl tatoo was. He said it was a guys. I replied that a man would have a much larger tatoo and what fucking tribe did he belong to. I meet new people all the time and at least 95% are stupid. Guess 95% think I am.

if this guy isnt my long lost brother, I dunno who is! :poke:

[007]

The dude with the girlie tattoo? :decoder:

[Guillermo]

The dude with the girlie tattoo? :decoder:

This boy was lets say.........a fag. I said that it was a girl tatoo because of its size. A man would have a large tatoo not some shit that you want to see on a stripper.

[007]

Hehehe, so this fruit was :ron: 's long lost brother?

[Guillermo]

tell me it wasn't on his lower back or around his belly button :assfucked: :fastroll:

No, around his ankle. I wish I had a dollar for every 18 year old girl that asked me if I want to see their new tatoo. One took me in the back room and pulled up her shirt and asked me if I liked her just pierced nipples. Life is good.

[Mr.LaBella]

007, i mean guillermo :slap:

[007]

OOOOH!?! I geddit. :cool:

[Kalooch135]

Now we know why he has to wear the helmet.

You mean like this.......... :D

http://jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10115/Short%20Bus.jpg

[007]

Good one! :D :D

[swiftfoot]

tribal is for black people. they are the ones that started it and they can keep it. i hate tribal tattoos.

[007]

The dude in the pic I posted isn't black, he's Polynesian, dummy.

[Pumpkin]

Hey 007- doesn't hanging around some people here make you feel smarter? :D

[007]

I just hope stupidity isn't contagious.

[Pumpkin]

If that's the case I think we'd all be mostly retarded :???:

[007]

Hehehe, definitely lowers the tone around here, doesn't he?

[Dylan]

Hey 007- doesn't hanging around some people here make you feel smarter? :D

Do we need to bring up the washer? :D :devil:

Goddamn I'm funny.

[Pumpkin]

First of all,
it was a dryer. I guarantee I do more laundry than any man on this board, IT'S A DRYER! Second of all

:stfu:

:pumpkin:

[BenDibble]

ok then pumpkin, how many loads do you do a day?
I can more than guarentee i do more. why the hell am i proud of that? :poke:

[swiftfoot]

The dude in the pic I posted isn't black, he's Polynesian, dummy.

i never said he was black. i said the black people started tribal tattoos. they are the ones who have been first noted as having this type of body art. maybe you should learn how to comprehend what you read fucking idiot.

[007]

Maybe you should learn to post something that actually makes fucking sense, dickhead!

[Trixie]

As if 007 is the posterchild for literate postings... :D

[Pumpkin]

As if 007 is the posterchild for literate postings... :D

Maybe not but he doesn't call people fucking idiots or douchbags :hityou:

[Trixie]

Umm, okay?

[BenDibble]

maybe he is just upset? :hityou:

[Pumpkin]

Umm, okay?

Am I wrong here? :???:

[Trixie]

No? :???:

[Pumpkin]

Oh :???:

[BenDibble]

no one is wrong. Who the fuck knows what he was complaining about. Let him sleep and once the alchohol wears off we can get some more info out of him.

[Pumpkin]

no one is wrong. Who the fuck knows what he was complaining about. Let him sleep and once the alchohol wears off we can get some more info out of him.

HUH?

[Trixie]

I second the huh?

[BenDibble]

talking about 007

[Pumpkin]

Who knows what 007 was complaining about? Because if that's what your saying, your parents are wasting their money :???:

[Trixie]

Ben made this whole thread take a drastic drive for the worst, no more posting allowed for him.

[007]

I'n not pisshed? :boozer:

[Pumpkin]

Ben made this whole thread take a drastic drive for the worst, no more posting allowed for him.

I know, I hate it when people do that :devil:

[BenDibble]

hey now, don't make me poke you. :poke:

[Trixie]

He is like the anti-spam of posting. Time of death: when Ben posted.

[BenDibble]

*clears throat*

Look at the title under my name. :devil:

[Pumpkin]

hey now, don't make me poke you. :poke:

You wouldn't even know where to poke so let's not get over our heads here :D

[BenDibble]

why you little..... :hityou:

[Pumpkin]

:pumpkin: :D

[Trixie]

It's true. Quick,someone give him back his fleshlight so he can get back to practicing instead of killing threads.

[BenDibble]

sorry, i am leaving soon. sleep over time. :razz:

[Trixie]

You're like the most painful poster ever. Your posts hurt to read.

[Pumpkin]

*ow*

[BenDibble]

well then, simple fix, don't read them. :punish:

[007]

OK, Ben, after the lumberjack gang bang sleepover...NO DETAILS!!! :hityou:

[Trixie]

I thought you were leaving?

[Pumpkin]

Ben don;t leave, you're my fav person to spam with :( :D

[Trixie]

Fleshlights and lumberjacks call.. he cannot deny the urges.

[BenDibble]

I will be back tomorrow around 4?

i have class in the morning then work. Sorry pumpkin. :razz:

don't worry 007, i will pm you with pictures so you can post them.

[Trixie]

Maybe dibble should be the one getting his own gallery.

[Pumpkin]

I don't really like softcore gay porn, do you? :???:

[Trixie]

Not particularly, but there seems to be a demand for it... :???:

[BenDibble]

i only do private in person shows. Sorry for the dissapointment. You know how to contact me. ;)

[Trixie]

I bet he charges too.... perhaps a group discount for the gang bangs.

[007]

The more the merrier, Ben always says! :D

[BenDibble]

sure is more fun with more than one. But i am free. tax exempt even. :doublefu:

[Trixie]

Are you unionized?