Get Married again?

[mp5man1]

Husband
and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him
and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE:
"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I
do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay,
okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt
look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live
in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would
we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably. It is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No.
I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing
with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good
times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No. She's
left-handed."

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: " . . .
Shit."

[TacoMan5000]

You just went and screwed yerself, buddy. Which is probably good, because she won't be doing it for a looooong time, if ever again.

[jimmyjo]

very funny:devilzide