Frank J.'s Vision for America

[Slick]

A fist in every hippie's face.
Criminals on fire, running around the streets.
Every time you turn on the TV, foreign countries exploding.
Tax collectors shunned like in biblical times.
Guns.
Increased vigilance for pirates.
People deported for being too big a sissy to be an American.
Everywhere a BBQ.
Giant cars left on to burn gas for no reason.
Liberals treated like lepers.
Dinosaurs roam the streets, delivering mail.
Lawyers exiled. Disputes settled by kung fu.
Rocket shoes.
Every movie has America as the hero and huge terrorist body counts. Even Disney films. And romantic comedies.
Monkeys slaughtered.
Katanas are back in style.
Illegal immigrants flee home and write back letters of apology.
Giant robots for some reason.
Everything has bacon in it.

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Sounds GOOD to me! :wes:

[Poolshark]

Well you lose a point in my opinion for the "Big cars burning gas for no reason" thing. But more than make up for it on the bacon front.

[Slick]

Well you lose a point in my opinion for the "Big cars burning gas for no reason" thing.

I hear ya - but I'm not "Frank J." (not my list).

I'd be idling my car on distilled bacon fat - just to make a "nice breathable atmosphere for mooslims".... :manganr: