Red Neck Pick Up Lines

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man: - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman: - 'WHAT?' Man: - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND the best Redneck pick-up line:

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[knahtuhnaym]

:bwah::bwah::bwah::bwah::bwah:

How about..........Get in the truck, bitch............doesn't that work anymore:mabuse:

[dfarmerknives]

"How about a pizza and a beer and a fuck, or somethin."

[Danbo]

:bwah::bwah::bwah::bwah::bwah:

How about..........Get in the truck, bitch............doesn't that work anymore:mabuse:

Yep, that one still works. Only problem is; the kind of women who'll listen to that, are not what I'd want in my truck.

[*THE PUNISHER*]

I LOVE YOU BITCH.....

[Sean H]

Can I smell yer pussy? "no?", well I guess it must be yer feet.

[tmik]

true story:

in a bar a midget walks up to one of my (female) friends and says "Gee, your hair smells terrific!"

[inkster]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.< BR>
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[stephanfowler]

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."



CLASSIC, im gonna have to use that one sometime

[inkster]

I just say "Me Falling"

[Boogerball]

my favorite: "does this rag smell funny?" :cheesydevil:

[Ironwolf]

"Darlin',will you wear my Coors pull-tab 'round yer neck?"

[Ironwolf]

"Honey,why'nt you close the truck door,an' turn out the light?"

[Ironwolf]

"I kin tell you was with Billy-Bob last night"
"How so?"
"You gots his belt-buckle imprint in yer forehead!"

[Elemental52]

"Nice Tooth"

[RAGUEL3]

"Deddee sez ahm the bestest kisser in town."

[fisherman]

You sure got a purdy mouth

[hunter s thompson]

Around here "Get in the truck bitch!" usually works , but only after the redneck woman signals her desire by uttering the famous redneck mating call. "Damn I'm sooo drunk". works every time.