redneck?

[Wolfgang]

I wonder how many rednecks are around here. I'm not one, I live in one of the most non-redneck parts of town, and I'm just too much of a night freak.

[Guillermo]

I slap my neck on a cloudy day.

[Guillermo]

i thought you had to be from the south to be considered a real redneck?
otherwise you're just a country bumpkin :doublefu:
Born in Tennessee, raised in tobacco country south of Richmond. I can put down my CAO cigar open the back door and smell the corn whiskey.

[Guillermo]

Oh, just drunk here.

[Pumpkin]

I'm a redneck and proud of it :gogdog: :-D

[007]

No, we got the real deal rednecks in Canada, too. Of course, they don't live in TOWN. :hityou:

[BenDibble]

i am not a redneck, but there are plenty that live in Jerzee! you can tell them by they drive little sorta green cars with stickers alllll over them. and their long flowing hair is going everywhere because the windows are open due to the air conditioning not working. :devil:

[Bonzo]

Mr. Wolfgang,

Only if my hair is in a ponytail will I get the redneck. Otherwise, my horse is iron, bro.

http://images5.fotki.com/v60/photos/4/43851/166049/73eg-vi.jpg


Best regards,

Bonz

[007]

Those handlebars should keep your armpits cool on those long putts, eh, Bonzo? :devil:

[Drivetech]

I'm a Hoosier!
Hoosiers are much more sophisticated than rednecks, we drink beer out of bottles!

[joe_blow]

i thought you had to be from the south to be considered a real redneck?
otherwise you're just a country bumpkin :doublefu:
Born in Tennessee, raised in tobacco country south of Richmond. I can put down my CAO cigar open the back door and smell the corn whiskey.


DAMN, so you still in petersburg or what? liived / worked there for a couple years . nothing like the high street and the cannonball scars :twisted:

[Wally J. Corpse]

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

How come ya' didn't show 'em the photo of yer completed Honda, the one with the frilly handlebar streamers and the multi-lunchbox saddlebaggery, including the lilac plastic ABBA windshield?

Enquiring minds want to know...


AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

[Bonzo]

How come ya' didn't show 'em the photo of yer completed Honda, the one with the frilly handlebar streamers and the multi-lunchbox saddlebaggery, including the lilac plastic ABBA windshield?

Enquiring minds want to know...


Mr. Corpse,

You mean this one?

http://images8.fotki.com/v124/photos/4/43851/192058/Pdrm0121-vi.jpg

Sorry ol' pal, but this bike was recently sold, and the buyer refused the redhead, so, I'm still stuck with her.

Honda... hrumph!

Best regards,

Bonz


PS- I'm a heading to Oroville this friday for the BOC gig. Let me know if I need to bribe the nurse, or force a breakout.

[Brian]

Nice looking scoot Bonzo! Love the Apes.




Mr. Wolfgang,

Only if my hair is in a ponytail will I get the redneck. Otherwise, my horse is iron, bro.

http://images5.fotki.com/v60/photos/4/43851/166049/73eg-vi.jpg


Best regards,

Bonz

[Wally J. Corpse]

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Alas and morass, un-supervised 'work furlough' to join ye' at the Amazing Blue Oyster Cult has been rescinded due to having to work double shift all week here in the dumpster behind K-Mart. While you're gone, have young Bonzo cleverly change the numbers on your house and mailbox. Then when you ditch the red in Nowhereville, she won't be able to find her way home, and you'll be in the clear.
Try it. That's what my folks did to get rid of me, and I still can't find the place...


AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

[007]

I'm just trying to imagine what it must be like to sit down with Bonzo and Wally and have a couple of beers. :D :gogdog:

[Bonzo]

Mr. Corpse,

Whats the matter, that leash a little too tight? I know, Oroville doesn't sponser 6AM fireworks like they do around your place. Never the mind ol' pal, I have a superbly planned out plan to ditch the redhead during the show. When Bucky D starts hitting some high notes during The Reaper, I'll yell out, "look, Donnie Osmond" and then run the opposite way. Fool proof, eh!

And to think I was going to bring that 11" black micarta swinguard along for ya....


Best regards,

Bonz

[Bonzo]

Mr. flstf99,

Thanks. If it weren't for the extended forks, those apes would be twice the size. Recently had a S&S 93" stroker rebuild on the ol' shovel. It's going to be a long winter.


Mr. 007,

There's no such thing as a couple of beers with Wally and I, unless of course, a couple means several 18 packs of Coors, and lots of 7.62x39mm at the disposal.

Best regards,

Bonz

PS- Wally's a lousy shot, I kill everything.

[Pumpkin]

You two are a class act :gogdog: :D

[Brian]

Bonzo, here is my bar hopper...

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/normal_76Sporty.jpg

[swiftfoot]

like sugar sweet? :help:

[swiftfoot]

what do you mean hiding from?

[swiftfoot]

nebermind i was invisible.

[Bonzo]

Bonzo, here is my bar hopper...

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10102/normal_76Sporty.jpg


Mr. flstf99,

Sporty's are fun bikes. What year is that? I bet with that rigid frame you have to make a lot of bar stops. Thats as nice a Sporty as I've seen in a long time.

Ride on.

Best regards,

Bonz

[007]

Mr. 007,

There's no such thing as a couple of beers with Wally and I, unless of course, a couple means several 18 packs of Coors, and lots of 7.62x39mm at the disposal.

Best regards,

Bonz

Yep, that's what I meant! A couple of cases...each! :thumbsup: :gogdog:

[Outsider]

How come ya' didn't show 'em the photo of yer completed Honda, the one with the frilly handlebar streamers and the multi-lunchbox saddlebaggery, including the lilac plastic ABBA windshield?

Enquiring minds want to know...


Mr. Corpse,

You mean this one?

http://images8.fotki.com/v124/photos/4/43851/192058/Pdrm0121-vi.jpg

Sorry ol' pal, but this bike was recently sold, and the buyer refused the redhead, so, I'm still stuck with her.

Honda... hrumph!

Best regards,

Bonz


PS- I'm a heading to Oroville this friday for the BOC gig. Let me know if I need to bribe the nurse, or force a breakout.

Being "stuck" with that redhead doesn't SEEM like such a bad thing! :D

[Kalooch135]

Anyone who is south of Exit 7 on the Turnpike is a redneck to me. When I was stationed at McGuire AFB I thought I landed in the backwoods of West Virginia. I did spend a lot of time in Lebanon State Forest though hunting and fishing.......HOLY CRAP!!!! I was a redneck for a brief period in time!!! Time to go shoot myself. :wah:

[Ken Brock]

I guess I are one

[SugarSkull]

Since the term "redneck" seems to mean various things to those in various locales, define the term if you will. :ssmile:

[b-mac]

i prefer to be called hillbilly....redneck sounds stupid.

[El Gringo]

I'm a local yocal.:madaddy: