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Stu
12-26-2007, 01:48 PM
I sincerely hope that ALL of you Devilz found something better to do today than go shopping!
Had a hellish day with some of the stupidest customers today. No-one was really shopping, they were all just mithering. pestering twats!
One silly vacuous tart looking at some Merrill approach shoes wanted a size 6.

"Ooooh theyre abit tight, but Im definitely a size 6, What do you suggest?"

Me- (Already sick of her!) "A size 7!?"
Her-"No Im definitely a size 6!"
Me-"But you said Ooooooh theyre abit tight, try a 7, or I'll look for a 6 1/2"
Her-"No, I'll leave it, I dont really need these anyway!"
Me- (In my head)- "Well, why dont you fuck off home then!?"

Why the fuck do shops open on Boxing Day, IF ALL the stores closed the customers would have to wait until the 27th & we'd be able to enjoy Xmas.

I told the Manager that we should be armed on Boxing Day!
"What do you mean youre just looking? BLAM, BLAM! Shoulda stayed home, biatch!":bwah:
Mr.LaBella
12-26-2007, 04:42 PM
Hmmmm


I am not Canadian! :canada: :decoder:
RoadFish
12-26-2007, 04:56 PM
Do you need gloves for boxing day? :ernie:
Peter Lezard
12-26-2007, 08:00 PM
Isn't dealing with the public F U N??? :thefinger I just spent the last 12 hours delevering late xmas gifts. "I paid for two day shipping! This is late! Your company sucks!" I wanted to carve a map to the three malls within 10 min driving distance on somebody's chest at the end of today...:RXX:

So yeah, I feel your pain...
Stu
12-26-2007, 08:31 PM
I dunno why its called Boxing Day (I guess I could Google it!), I take it you dont have Boxing Day over the pond then?

Yep. Dealing with Joe Public is an absolute joy. I LOVE selling things, but when people have clearly got nothing better to do but come in & piss you about it really winds me up!

Its been fecking freezin in Manchester today, these folks shoulda just stayed at home by the fire & watched crap on the Telly.
Woohoo. Im on day-off tomorrow! (Well, TODAY now! Its 1.30am here!)
Mr.LaBella
12-26-2007, 09:44 PM
How can you type with boxing gloves on?:decisions
quasimodo
12-27-2007, 01:03 AM
Isn't dealing with the public F U N??? :thefinger I just spent the last 12 hours delevering late xmas gifts. "I paid for two day shipping! This is late! Your company sucks!" I wanted to carve a map to the three malls within 10 min driving distance on somebody's chest at the end of today...:RXX:

So yeah, I feel your pain...

U.P.S. ?
Peter Lezard
12-27-2007, 06:13 AM
Flying Tigers... :ropeman:
mack1
12-27-2007, 10:51 AM
We do have Boxing Day, Stu, but only North of the Border in Canada. Which, I believe, follows the traditions of the Crown.

But not in the US of A! We don't believe in that shit.

Only Santa!:manganr::mack::mack:
Stu
12-27-2007, 10:54 AM
Only Santa!:manganr::mack::mack:


Ohhhhh! You mean Father Christmas!:wes:
Sean H
12-27-2007, 11:15 AM
hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa?
MadDaddy
12-27-2007, 01:02 PM
How can you type with boxing gloves on?:decisions

Strongbad does it just fine.