duck walks into a bar

[Boogerball]

and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you fucking deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating asshole mother-fucking bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Rim shot.

[Big John aka Mod 12]

With my 12 ga. Ask Iceman.

[Galloglas]

Oh *GaWd* that's funny....:manganr:

[Peter Lezard]

With my 12 ga. Ask Iceman.


Do you think the barkeep knows your supposed to use steel nails? :bwah:

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Do you think the barkeep knows your supposed to use steel nails? :bwah:

Hevi Steel nails rock!:bang:

[Boogerball]

when I woke up this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humor my plumber has.








:lame::werd:

[gnomedeplume]

I wish I could remember what Heathcliff said to Gertrude....:ross:

[tubtar]

I wish I could remember what Heathcliff said to Gertrude....:ross:

Blow me ?

[shakie]

BA DA BUM !

[leanne]

ha ha ha

that duck would piss me off!

[RoadFish]

I wish I could remember what Heathcliff said to Gertrude....:ross:

Geeze! You must be as ancient as dust! :jdwink2:

[gnomedeplume]

Gee I guess Art was right...kids do say the darndest things.:cadi: