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Spufnik
04-20-2005, 10:10 PM
And get fucked right in your ass...

Let me begin my little tale of woe with 4 yrs ago I bought a new grill. Boy was I proud to have it too. Stainless steel base, heavy cast body, it was a thing to behold. Made by a company called Ducane. Kinda like the Cadillac of grills. Mine was a base model, nothing special, but mine non the less. I was tired of buying the ones for a buck and change and them rotting out in 2 years and tossing them. Knew somebody and got a nice deal at about 450 for the grill , 2 tanks , and the cart with 10 free refills. Happy days!!!!!!

Mail in the warranty card with the 60 bucks for a LIFETIME ON EVERTHING!!!! I figure how the fuck can I go wrong, right? Wrong!!!!! The cocksuckers were bought by those crap eating motherfuckers Weber, who is now telling me my warranty is NULL and VOID!!!! They no longer make parts for ANY of the grills that were made before 04. How the hell can they get away with this? Mothershitters...... So much for my moment of brilliance...

So now I had to pay 18 bucks for the warming rack because mine was a little fucked from all of the heat. Basically I am here to say that a warranty means nothing whenever someboby wants it to mean nothing... Fuck them for fucking me!!!!!:dammit:

Kaxter
04-20-2005, 10:15 PM
That is fucking ridiculous. Hell I am mad and it isn't even my fuckin grill!!

Write letters and emails, I know it sounds lame but they do read their shit, and tell them you want your 60 bucks back. Spam every fuckin day. I did this to direct-TV and they gave me 2 free receivers after one of them fucked up and they tried to give me the shaft. It took 2 months of spam and enraged calls, but I got my shit!!!

Spufnik
04-20-2005, 10:25 PM
When I talked to them on the phone, I should say "Adam", he told me "yeah, lotta people are angry, but it dosen't matter because that is the way it is". I was like "you gotta be fucking kidding me right? I can't even get my money back for the warranty? No sir, you can't seeing as Ducane no longer exists. But you guys are still selling Ducane Grills. Yes sir, but we are making them now. It is a different grill with the name. WTF!!!!!!! greedy corporate cocksuckers.... Like they really need my 60 bucks...


I might have to try the spam thing tho, might go somewhere.... At least maybe a new grill that would be covered under their warranty, until they get bought that is:atyou:

howiesatwork
04-20-2005, 10:45 PM
A good reason to never buy from Weber, IMO...

Clydetz
04-20-2005, 11:23 PM
That sucks big time Spuf! I always bought those little hibatchi type grills for about $5.99. Every few years I'd buy a new one 'cause the wooden handles on the grills would burn up! :-D My next door neighbor gave me his old propane grill when he bought a new one. By the time I finally used it... wasps had built a nest in it! He has actually used the grill more than me. His new grill gave him all kinds of trouble & he'd ask me if he could use his old grill. :-D I'll have to ask him if his new one is a Weber!

JackBlades
04-21-2005, 11:32 AM
I had NO idea Ducane was acquired by Weber. I always admired Ducanes, but it was Webers that I purchased. I have a Genesis 1000 (used nearly daily since 1997) and a brand-new Weber large kettle, as well as one of their table-top gas portables for the river/lake/beach.

Never had ANY problems, and I thrash my grills!

JackBlades
04-21-2005, 12:55 PM
Closer??

Pumpkin
04-21-2005, 01:54 PM
Famous Dave's has better ribs :poke:

JackBlades
04-21-2005, 02:06 PM
I thought Famous Dave made cookies??

Pumpkin
04-21-2005, 02:07 PM
LOL....In Detroit he makes ribs and collects people who tip very nice! :bow: Famous Dave's actually has won hundreds of awards for his sauces which you can buy. HIs side dishes like his "Drunkin' apples" which are made with Amiretto, and his potato salad have won tons of awards too. He is an author and rich as a mother fucker! Anyway...his BBQ sauces fucking rock! :bow:

L33731
04-21-2005, 02:11 PM
I don't know those look like some killer fuckin Ribs.. :bow:




Made me hungy and I just ate..

Pumpkin
04-21-2005, 02:11 PM
Check out how cheezy and unsettling the mascot is :poke:

http://famousdaves.com/

JackBlades
04-21-2005, 02:12 PM
After further research I see Famous Dave's in Roseville is highly regarded!
I shall add that to my list of "must visit" should I ever find myself in Greater Michigan.

P.S. I'm a very generous tipper! :love:

Pumpkin
04-21-2005, 02:14 PM
I went there before I worked there and I promise not only will you love it, but you will be convinced your server is drinking too much coffee! We are actually trained to be hyper :D:

SuperD
04-21-2005, 02:40 PM
I thought Famous Dave made cookies??

Isn't that Famous Amos?

Clydetz
04-21-2005, 08:05 PM
I thought Famous Dave made cookies??

Famous Amos made cookies! :clydetz:

bart-1
04-21-2005, 08:14 PM
Closer??

Are those Baby back ribs made from real babies??

Spuffie sorry to hear you took it in the butt, glad it was not Ron again doing it!

Sucks, my Mom is a manager of a QVC outlet, I got a Bose wave radio from her for x-mas that she got with some good employee buck things they have at her work. The CD player did not work right out of the box. Warranty no good, she paid with store bucks, and is a QVC employee! I have a bijillion $$$ sorround sound system from Bose, Bose in my Yukon. Done finished, stop! Fuck Bose right in there cornbread ass holes!! :dammit:

The Nicker
04-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Damn that looks good, it has been months since I have had good BBQ.

Autobomb
04-24-2005, 05:36 AM
I just had some nice Baby Backs last night.....finger lickin' good.....

Spufnik
04-25-2005, 08:57 PM
Little update I found out today. Ducane went bankrupt and closed , Weber bought the name and tooling to make part and grills so they don't have to hold up the warranty because " we didn't get the money for it so why should we?". Bottom line is I am beat and they suck:atyou:

JackBlades
04-26-2005, 09:50 AM
I can't fucking believe Ducane is OOB. They were like one of the premier prizes on Price is Right when I was a kid!

OTOH, it looks like they are still available.........

"In other news from Weber they purchased the bankrupt Ducane last year and just this year let the world know what they were doing with this favorite. There are five models of Ducane “Cast Aluminum” grills available this year ranging in price from $350 to over $700. These units still have their great cooking abilities and look just like the Ducanes of old, however the prices are much more reasonable. Part of the reason that Ducane failed was because they were over priced. That isn’t true any longer. Weber says that the price reduction is due to their greater purchasing power. In fact Weber, who has been importing components for its grills from Asia, is now supplying Ducane grills with these imported components. Real Ducane grills are only available through specialty retailers and online."

LINK (http://bbq.about.com/od/grills/a/aa040805a.htm)