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08-22-2007, 04:50 PM
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the
> first
> row,
>> > >> with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
> Secret
>> > >> Service guys, Charlie, leans forward and whispers something to
> Bill.
>> At
>> > >> first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back
> at the
>> > >> agent, and shakes his head, "No."
>> > >> The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous
> request of
>> the
>> > >> entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."* *
>> > >> Bill hesitates...But begins to change his mind when the agent
> tells
>> him
>> > >> the fans would love it!
>> > >> Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the
> people
>> > >> want. "C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
> Hillary
> by
>> > >> her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
> her
>> > >> rightover the wall onto the field.
>> > >> She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you !"$@&!&!"
>> > >> The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down,
>> cheering,
>> > >> hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing,
> smiling
>> and
>> > >> waving to the crowd.
>> > >> He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would
> have
>> never
>> > >> believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
>> > >> Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
> wrong.
>> > >> The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out
> the
> first
>> > >> "pitch".*
> first
> row,
>> > >> with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
> Secret
>> > >> Service guys, Charlie, leans forward and whispers something to
> Bill.
>> At
>> > >> first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back
> at the
>> > >> agent, and shakes his head, "No."
>> > >> The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous
> request of
>> the
>> > >> entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."* *
>> > >> Bill hesitates...But begins to change his mind when the agent
> tells
>> him
>> > >> the fans would love it!
>> > >> Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the
> people
>> > >> want. "C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
> Hillary
> by
>> > >> her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
> her
>> > >> rightover the wall onto the field.
>> > >> She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you !"$@&!&!"
>> > >> The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down,
>> cheering,
>> > >> hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing,
> smiling
>> and
>> > >> waving to the crowd.
>> > >> He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would
> have
>> never
>> > >> believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
>> > >> Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
> wrong.
>> > >> The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out
> the
> first
>> > >> "pitch".*