24thMED
08-15-2007, 01:17 PM
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said to the woman seated by the
aisle, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly, lovely lady, so if you could just put up
your tray that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved
a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Put the tray up, Bitch."
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said to the woman seated by the
aisle, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly, lovely lady, so if you could just put up
your tray that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved
a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Put the tray up, Bitch."