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08-09-2007, 10:59 AM
"In what aisle could I find the
Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and
says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some
Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did
you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The
clerk replies, "Because you're at Home
Depot."
Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and
says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some
Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did
you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The
clerk replies, "Because you're at Home
Depot."